LOVELESS: Well here we are again!! Your favorite hostages and your best host here. THIS IS THE GREAT AND WONDERFUL HOST LOVELESS!! Now everyone say hi to the readers.
Everyone: Please help us. She is stealing all our cake and not letting us have pie!!
LOVELESS: They are whiners don't you think so Gaara?
Gaara: Yes very much so.
Naruto: You only think so because she is super sweet to you because you are dating her!!
LOVELESS: SHUT UP NII-SAN!! I kill you!
Itachi: Shouldn't we get on with the questions now?
LOVELESS: Oh right good point Itachi nii-san. ON WITH THE QUESTIONS!! The first letter is from xxToxicxLovetormxx. Here is their letter.
YayZ! Teh update! Anywho...
Itachi: -Slowly backs away- Ah...well that's uh...nice?
Gaara: Pssht, don't hate! XD
Deidara: -Pokes hand- I think your mouth/hands are SMEXY!
Lol, UPDATE SON!
LOVELESS: Good questions!! But I think that you ment soon not son. But that just makes it even better!! Anyway those who have been questioned come forth and fulfill your destiny!!
(Huge flames come out of the floor. Thunder strikes and the lights flash.)
Itachi: Tone it down we are on a limit of money.
LOVELESS: WHO CARES IT IS AWESOME LIKE!!
Itachi: Whatever your money. Anyway with my question. Yes it is very nice but I learned after the first twenty they ten to act like the blond idiot over there.
Naruto: HEY!!
LOVELESS: No one cares.
Gaara: Of course I hate! The idiots around me tattooed eyeliner on me. Now I look like I haven't had enough sleep or I just am goth. So I kill them.
Deidara: Of course they are when I am bored they like to suck my D
LOVELESS: DOG!! HE WAS GOING TO SAY THAT THEY SUCK HIS DOG'S EAR! LIKE A BABY!! HAHAHAHA YEAH THAT IS WHAT HE WAS SAYING… OBAY!!
Deidara: Hump! Take away all of my fun why don't you?
LOVELESS: ON TO THE NEXT LETTER!! TheQueenOfTheRandom Is who this one is from. YEAH!!
hi hi hi!
Neji:-.- im all yours Neji! HORRAY FOR DESTINY! huggles Neji
Tobi:Thnx for the popcorn! hands Tobi a camera now go take pics of Deidara for no reason!! XDD
Orochimaru:You know that if you take Kabuto's body all of his fangirls would be yours rite? hint hint
Lee:good 4 youth but i gtg to neji! I BELONG TO HIM!! 8)
Haku:What would you say if u saw a yaoi between you and Zabuza?(i was in 1 as u)'
buys plushie of self and neji keeps one of Neji close to self
hands Neji one of self
FOR YOU NEJI! MY DESTINY IS WITH YOU! -.-
Kiba:My friend says...:YOU NASTY DX YOUR NOT YOURSELF! HMPH slaps Kiba FORGET YOU!
Itachi: your the only uchiha i like as even a friend
Kisame:FISHY! hands black weaving cloth for Samehada to kisame
Deidara: DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY! XD
MORE POCKY AND CAKE FOR EVERYONE! NEJI GETS CHOCOLATE AND ICE CREAM!! -.-
Neji: Of course my love we shall be together FOREVA!! And you can help me find the person who touches me at night Shiver Oh why Oh why do they touch me (runs to a corner and sob to self)
Tobi: YAY! TOBI WAS A GOOD BOY!! takes camera Tobi shall take great pictures for you!!
Orochimaru: You think that I haven't tried? They ssssaw me try to start the ritual they beat me up. HOW COULD A BUNCH OF WIMPY FANGIRLS BEAT ME, THE GREAT OROCHIMARU, UP!?
LOVELESS: Whiner. Stop being emo also that is Sasuke's job dammit!
Lee: Aw but you are better then my beloved Sakura… GASP I must rule 2,000 laps for saying such a thing about my love!! takes off
LOVELESS: Well I don't think that we are going to see him fo r a while. Oh well others now answer!! I need my sleep after this dammit.
Neji: Gasp! Maybe this little you will protect me at night! I hope so that person doesn't stop after one time anymore sob
LOVELESS: Wow you are just the voice of manliness.
Kiba: Damn you Naruto! Why did you ever have to give me that dare! Now I will never know such a girl again… Oh well I am going to train now… And my face hurts… You make me sad… sad face…
LOVELESS: Why are all the men here women?!
Itachi: That is because my family is weak and can never beat me.
LOVELESS: Grrrrrrr.
Itachi: I mean Sasuke is weak and can never beat me.
LOVELESS: Much better
Kisame: Hey just cause my father liked his goldfish too much doesn't mean you can make fun of me dammit! And thank you for the cloth.
Deidara: Why yes I do. That is my theme song. So nice of you to sing it for me. NOW PLAY IT ON A DRUM MADE OF HUMAN FLESH!!
LOVELESS: Deidara, did you get into Zetzu's pills again
Deidara: … No (Hides pills behind back)
Zetzu: ROAR! MY PILLS!
LOVELESS: haha nerd fight.
The cast: YAY FOOD!! SEND MORE!!
LOVELESS: Stupid peoples… ANYWAY!! Read this part and then you should review and then you should like wait for the next update…. Oh and I have to say that I am sorry for not updating in a whiNARUTO SASUKE STOP FIGHTING DAMNIT I AM TRYING TO SAY THAT I AM SORRY TO THE READERS!!
Sasuke and Naruto: Sorry. There we said it for you!
LOVELESS: Well you heard them. Sorry. So do like I said up there and make my day with your questions, ALSO TELL YOUR FRIENDS!!
Ten-ten: Yes like talk to me about my knifes.
LOVELESS: Yeah just review anyway. Period. Or I will make Sasuke emo beyond anything you have ever thought of. MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA….ha