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After a while of forgetting it, I'm back to this.


"You got any 4's Tails?" Sonic asked as he holds some cards.

"Go-fish." Tails said.

"Damn." Sonic said as he picked up a card.

"Um, guys." Makon's voice said.

"Yeah?" Tails asked.

"We're back." Makon replied.

"Really?" Sonic asked. "It's been a while."

"Well we had to work on the truth or dare fic... and I kinda forgot about this." Makon replied.

"So we can continue with the plot?" Steven asked.

"Yep." Makon said.

"Finaly." Tails said. I was getting bored.


Sonic, Tails, and Steven continued on their way, eventually coming up to a village.

"Another village?" Sonic asked.

"This was Makon's home town." Steven replied.

"That would explain all the pictures of Makon and the words "This is the birth place of the great Makon Crayley" on the sign." Tails said.

"Could be worse, 4Kids headquaters could be here." Sonic said.

"No, they moved that two towns over." Steven said.

"What's here then?" Tails asked.

"Hugh Hefner's house." Steven said.

Just at that point Tails starts running towards the town.

"Hello bunnies." Tails said on the way down.

Steven looks at Sonic.

"He's a fox. What would you expect." Sonic said.

Sonic and Steven then started to chase after Tails.


~Elsewhere~

Makon is at Eggman's base playing with the computer.

"DAMN IT!" Makon yelled.

"What happened?" Brian asked.

"I just realised that solitaire sucks." Makon said as he closed the game. "Unless this computer had pinball I'm replacing it."

"I found Eggman." Jake said as he walked in.

"Does this have pinball?" Makon asked Eggman.

"Yes. You better not beat my high score." Eggman said.

"One million points? You really don't have a life." Makon said.

"Don't remind me." Eggman said.

"Nonetheless, how did you escape anyway?" Makon asked.

"I just went through the door." Eggman said as the writer started to get lazy.

"Oh." Makon said. "Well don't do it again. Remember, I can bend time and space, change the fabric of reality and a bucket of chicken."

"A bucket of chicken?" Brian asked.

"A giant spinning bucket of chicken from KFC to be correct. GET THE BUCKETS SPINNING AGAIN!" Makon said.


~Elsewhere~

Sonic, Tails, and Steven are walking through the village. Several villagers stare at them while they walk past.

"I don't think we're welcomed here." Tails said. "And Hugh's mansion was closed."

"It's a shame. I really wanted to see the bunnies." Steven said.

They continued walking, until they were stopped by a big man wearing a black shirt.

"Why are you three here?" The man asked.

Sonic looked at the man's shirt, noticing something.

"Oh crap." Sonic said.

"What?" Tails asked.

"This guy works for... PBS." Sonic said.

At that moment several camera men and a woman with a mic ran up to the three.

"Welcome back to the telethon." The woman said. "Right now we are with a man and his pet hedgehog and fox."

"Pets?" Tails asked.

"The fox can talk?" The woman asked.

"So can I." Sonic said.

"Why did you speak?" Tails asked.

"I don't want you getting all the attention." Sonic said.

"Wait, a talking hedgehog and fox? Your Sonic and Tails." The woman said.

"Yes we are." Sonic said as he pushed Tails away.

"Looks like this has turned from a telethon to a live killing."

"It sure i... WHAT?" Sonic said as he came to a realisation as to what was happening.

"We interrupt this broadcast so we can get the hell out of here." Steven said as he grabbed Sonic and Tails and ran away.

"Get them." The woman said as she led the crew and several villagers after Sonic, Tails, and Steven.

"You are an idiot Sonic." Steven said.

"It's not my fault, it's Tails' fault." Sonic said.

"WHAT? You're the one who wanted to be a gloryhog." Tails said.

"If we don't get out of here, the only one getting glory would be Makon." Steven said as he turned a corner.

As they continued running, they crashed into a small person in a coat and hat.

"Sorry." Steven said.

"That's ok." The mysterious person said as he turned around, revealing to be Knuckles.

"Knuckles?" Sonic and Tails said at the same time.

"Oh, hi guys." Knuckles said.

"We thought you were in prison." Tails said.

"Yeah, long story." Knuckles said. "You see..."

The mob turns the corner and starts running at them.

"We don't have time for stories. Come with us." Steven said as he started running again.

Knuckles followed them. As they reached a gate leading out of the village, more villagers turned a corner and started running towards them.

"We're trapped." Sonic said.

"Not if I have anything to say about it." Knuckles said as he ran past Sonic, Tails, and Steven.

Knuckles started punching through the villagers, knocking them away. Ironically, while doing this he sang the chorus for the song "tubthumping".

"Well that's one way to get out." Steven said.

The four finally got out of the city and got to the forrest. The rested under a tree.

"So how did you escape the prison?" Sonic asked.

"Well…" Knuckles said.


~Flashback~

Several guards are standing by Knuckles', Rouge's, Amy's, and Cream's prison cell, laughing at Knuckles, whom is wearing a bikini singing "Milkshake".

"Hey, I'll give you fifty bucks if you can dig to China." Said one of the guards.

"Alright." Knuckles said as he started digging.

A few hours later Knuckles is a fair way through when he stops.

"Wait… I could escape." Knuckles said as he started digging sidewards.


~Back at the forrest~

"Wait." Tails said. "You… you used your brain?"

"Yep. And I didn't use it to hurt anyone." Knuckles said.

"Amazing." Sonic said.

"Alright." Steven said. "We should be a little closer now."

"Where are we going?" Knuckles said.

"The prison." Steven said.

"But I was just there." Knuckles said.

"Well we need the others." Tails said. "Do you have your chaos emerald?"

"Oh, yeah." Knuckles said as he pulled it out.

"Good." Sonic said.

"Well, we better get moving." Steven said as he got up. "We may be closer, but we still have a fair way to go."

Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles got up and followed Steven.


~Elsewhere~

The guards are still standing at the cell, waiting for Knuckles.

"Um… I don't think he's coming back." One guard said.

"Damn." The other guard said. "At least I get to keep the fifty bucks."

At that moment Donald Trump walked in.

"You're both fired." Trump said.

"Was anyone not expecting that?" Amy asked as complete silence started. "Right…"

At this point the scene goes black.


To Be Continued… if I remember to continue it.


I finally update this. Also I was looking back at the last chapter and here's two things:

1. I made an unintentional reference to "Tankmen" with the joke about Shadow killing a guard named Jim who was about to become a father.

2. I also said last chapter that I would explain where the prison actually is. Unfortunately I had time restraints so I will explain that in two more chapters. That's if I actually write two more chapters. I will write two more chapters, it might just take a while.

Get the KFC buckets spinning.