Loveless: Well it is your favorite time again!
Itachi: And what time is that? Kill your family time?
Loveless: YES! …Wait no. How the hell did you get that?
Itachi: Just a question. You don't have to get snippy.
Loveless: Well sorry it is such a weird thing to say. Why would you even go there.
Sasuke: Because he is a unloving bastard.
Gaara: Loveless?
Loveless: You seem to be right Sasuke. I see where you get that from.
Gaara: Loveless?
Itachi: Does it really matter anymore? It isn't like you will ever hear me say it again (only hear about how I did it)
Loveless: I don't care we are talking about how weird it is for you to say it even once.
Naruto: LOVELESS!
Loveless: HOLY FUCK WHAT?
Naruto: Gaara wants you.
Loveless: … If he wanted me why didn't he just try to talk to me?
Gaara: Don't get into this Loveless.
Loveless: Get into what?
Gaara: Don't we have a show to start?
Loveless … What show?
Gaara: Are you serious?
Loveless: ?
Shikamaru: I bet she needs a nap. That could be why she is so forgetful right now.
Gaara: Loveless did you take your nap today.
Loveless: No I did not!
Gaara: Well go and take it!
Loveless: But I don't wanna!
Gaara: If you take a few minutes to rest I will let you beat up Orochimaru.
Orochimaru: WHAT?
Loveless: Fine. Can everyone tuck me in?
Gaara: No. But I will
Loveless: Well I am going for a nap internet peoples! See you soon!
-----------------------------------3 Hours later-------------------------------------
Loveless: What a great nap!
Looks around
Loveless: Why is everything destroyed and on fire?
Naruto: Well we have a good excuse!
Loveless: You know what? I don't care. TIME FOR THE LETTERS!!!!!
Gaara: Well that nap went well I guess.
Loveless: It was great! But that is not what we are here for!
Naruto: Wow you are not even mad.
Loveless: Well I am mad. But I will feel much better since you are cleaning it all up.
Naruto: WHAT?
Loveless: Yup. You and Kakashi.
Naruto: Aw.
Loveless: Well the first letter is from smoke-me-backhand101. Wow that is a cool name. I LIKE IT! Well here is their letter!
what is gaara's teddybear's name? thx, plz write more.
Loveless: Well that is a very good question! Care to answer?
Gaara: His name is Charile… OF THE FUNK!
Loveless: What the hell was that?
Gaara: haven't you ever seen the abridged series?
Loveless: That makes Shino seem like a creep.
Shino: Yeah… I like bugs.
Loveless: …
Gaara: Next letter?
Loveless: Next letter.
Gaara: Well which one of the little letters is it?
Loveless: Don't rub it in! Lets see… OH it is from someone who already wrote! My friend Jasper Whitlock Luver!
haha funny questions and answers =]
okay first question is for all the naruto gang: I LOVE YOU GUYS!
(okay can you pwease make Minato alive in this? -puppy dog eyes-)
Minato: I LOVE YOU! will you dump Kushina for me?
Naruto: dont worry Naruto i love the colour orange too =]
Naruto, if you had the chance, would you kiss Sasuke again?
Kabuto: are you love Orochimaru or something? cause you seem to follow his every comand and... who the hell would acually stick around and do that?
Kakashi: Did you know that Gai stole your porn? (he's hiding it under his bed, but you didnt hear it from me)
What would do if you saw Gai, Lee and Tsunade in bed together?
Tsunade: Are you and Jiraya daiting?
Naruto gang: Love? What is this love?
Loveless: Just drop it!
Minato: Sorry I am dead. But I can't dump Kushina for you. Love them more.
Naruto: I know it is a great color! WAIT! I know an even better color! RAMEN COLORED!
Loveless: Naruto you are about three seconds away from me hitting you.
Naruto: Why? You love ramen as well!
Loveless: True, But not enough to make a color out of it.
Naruto: God why not you weirdo!
Loveless: I think that I am going to kill you!
Naruto: EEP!
Loveless: Wow you are such a woman.
Naruto: If I had the chance I think that I would kiss him again. Just to see what it is like.
Loveless: He likes Sasuke in a sexual way.
Naruto: SHUT UP!!!
Loveless: Kabuto you are up!
Kabuto: Well lets see. I um "Admire" Orochimaru-sama very much. Who would not want to follow his every command. That is just a silly question.
Loveless: When he says "Admire" he means he loves him and wants Orochimaru's penis in him.
Gaara: I think that we need to brown bag that.
Loveless: This is my story I can put whatever I want so neh!
Gaara: Don't start with me please.
Loveless: Kakashi, you turn! NOW!
Kakashi: Someone didn't take their happy pill today.
Loveless: WHY SHOULD I BE HAPPY? Sniff sniff There is nothing to live for anymore!
Kakashi: … Well um…WAIT GAI STOLE MY PORN? HE MUST SUFFER! Thank you for the tip. And I think that I would twitch because one is really old one really young and the last really ugly. You get to put names on all those. Bye!
Loveless: Well you are not going to see him and Gai for the rest of the day. Sorry! Well now it is time for the last question on this letter.
Tsunade: No, I would never date him. I am too busy with my um job.
Loveless: She means her drinking.
Tsunade: That is a lie!
Loveless: DAMMIT YOU ARE AN ALCOHOLIC!
Tsunade: I know. I am so ashamed!
Loveless: Really?
Tsunade: No you dumbass.
Loveless: I hate you. Well! It is time for the next letter! This one is from another second timer Knight-808. Welcome back!
-smile and hand loveless some skettios- here u go ^_^
sakura: ah i see i knew u were a freak in the sheets saku-chan now i have proof HA!! p.s. u cant intimidate me its hopeless =P
hinata: aw oh well -pokes with a stick- is she gonna be alright ?? -pouts-
tenten:well well aren't u super confidante ten-chan -grins- oh and cool the scrolls are helpful...-hug ten-chan- i couldn't help it its was too tempting
tayuya: yeah yeah its was a compliment baka hehe i like pushing tayuya's buttons its fun
naruto: no problem dude i can understand how alone fells hey but ur not alone u got loveless to fuck ya up...please dont use the soap on me DX
kakashi: man ur stingy i was gonna a trade it for the prequel of the icha icha series never thought too exist XP
Loveless:OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMOGMOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG SKETTIOS!!!! I love skettios. They are the best thing in the world. I think that I am going to pee myself with the greatness of it all! God. I am going to eat them all!
Gaara: Well while she is eating her food I shall run this show.
Loveless: SKETTIOS!!!!!!!!!
Gaara: Yeah I think that she is going to be gone for a while. Um the first person to have a question is Sakura.
Sakura: Wanna bet! I will come into your room tonight and make you scream. =).
Gaara: Wow I think I am going to need to kill myself now because of that.
Loveless: SKETTIOS!!!!!
Gaara: Hinata, I think that Loveless will finish by the time this letter is done. Please answer fast.
Hinata: Yes, o-of course G-Gaara-san. Ouch* That hurts. Sniff Sniff
Gaara: Good job. I think that she is going to cry.
Hinata: No, I t-think that I w-will be a-alright.
Gaara: Good. Well Ten-ten your turn.
Ten-ten: I am always confidante! Why the hell would I not? And of course they are helpful. I always use the scrolls! I keep everything in scrolls. …AHHHHHH HUGS!!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!!!
Gaara: Other peoples pain is funny.
Loveless: YUMMY YUMMY THERE IS LOVE IN MY TUMMY!
Gaara: On that note. Tayuya it is your turn.
Tayuya: Well you are a bitch.
Gaara: Calm down we need to be nice to them so they will come back. Or it will go back to the time of the tubbi custurd.
Tayuya: Shiver
Gaara: Well now it is time for Naruto. Let me put in my ear plugs.
Naruto: But but but I don't want her to fuck me up. That is not nice at all. And I cannot help you. The soap takes who it wants when it wants.
Gaara: That is nice Naruto. I think. Well now the last person of this letter Kakashi. Please answer. I think that she is almost done.
Loveless: I NEED MORE SKETTIOS!!!! THEY ARE ALMOST GONE. WHY ARE THEY SO YUMMY!!!!????!!!!!????!!!!
Kakashi: Twitch twitch I need! I need!
Gaara: Ok that letter is ended! Lets see if Loveless is done yet. Turns
Loveless: Why are they all gone? I need more. I think that I am going to cry.
Gaara: Loveless, I know how much you love skettios but we are needing to move onto the next letter. Only you are allowed to touch the letters. So please lets start the next one.
Loveless: Sniff sniff Alright. I will do it, for my fans!
Gaara: Good I am glad.
Loveless: Ok the last letter for this episode is from Keyblade Ninja – Nye. Here is their letter!
Ok, Well,
Kabuto: -huggles and pets- Yes, I know. But I have bad news, I've found someone new. But you'll always have a place in my heart...
Sasori: -glomps- Oh I love you...
Gaara: Now I'm a vagina head? That's mean you emo bastered.
Orochimaru: I really don't care, Don't. Touch. Kabuto.
Temari: -throws Sasuke again- Damn it! Have his children and make my Oc -shakes fist-
Kiba: Really? That's cool. But tell me, was it "Interview With The Vampire" vampire or the "Twilight" vampire, because if it was the last one I'll kill you
Naruto: -hands another pair of pants- Oh don't worry, you can come and share my emo closet. Or my emo corner? either or.
Sakura: -throws random things at you- I don't know, I don't like you..
Sai: Oh, your so cool, I have a thing for artist...
Lovless: You scare me oh so sightly by the by
-is going to to fangirl over Sasori, Sai, and Kabuto-
Loveless: What a nice letter!
Gaara: Yes it made me jump for joy.
Loveless: Don't be an ass Gaara.
Gaara: Why.
Loveless: I will hurt you otherwise!
Gaara: I don't think that you have the guts.
Loveless: Takes out chainsaw
Gaara: Oh fuck. Sorry I will be nice.
Loveless: That is what I thought.
Kabuto: What? How could you leave me? I thought that we had something special together! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Loveless: God stop being such a drama queen.
Kabuto: NOT UNTIL I GET MY LOVE BACK!
Loveless: Wow… no comment!
Gaara: Sasori, your turn.
Sasori: You switch fast now don't you.
Loveless: Hey! Didn't I say no being an ass!
Sasori: You said that to Gaara, not me.
Loveless: I mean everyone!
Sasori: Whatever.
Loveless: Grrrr. Your turn Gaara.
Gaara: Well you can't spell. It is BASTARD. Learn how to spell and then come to me.
Loveless: OK not even going to go into that.
Gaara: It is better not to.
Loveless: Ok Orochimaru it is your turn.
Orochimaru: And what would you do if I do?
Loveless: Don't mess with fangirls. They eat human flesh and drink human souls.
Gaara: Aren't you a fangirl as well?
Loveless: How do you think that I know that otherwise?
Gaara: You are so strange.
Loveless: Whatever, Temari your turn hun.
Tamari: I will not have his children! He is too active for me. I need a man like Shikamaru.
Loveless: OMG!!
Tamari: WHAT?
Loveless: Do the Shika shake Starts to dance like an idiot
Shikamaru: Why is there a dance named after me?
Loveless: Cause you are awesome like that.
Shikamaru: As long as I don't have to do anything I don't really care.
Loveless: Well enough of that fun. The next person who must answer amazing questions is KIBA!
Kiba: Yes really. And I read about Dracula and just thought that he was kickass so I decided that I wanted to be him when I grew up.
Loveless: What a wonderful story Kiba. I think that I am going to cry from it's greatness.
Kiba: I know! Every time I think of it, it makes me cry a little bit.
Loveless: Anyway onto Naruto!
Naruto: YAY PANTS! BELIEVE IT!
Loveless: … was that needed?
Naruto: BELIEVE IT!
Loveless: Not this again!
Naruto: I shall go to your emo spot. But tell me, what does it smell like? … Believe it!
Loveless: Hey you are not allowed to ask them questions back. That just does not make any sense at all.
Sasuke: And talking to fictional characters does?
Loveless: Shut up you party pooper who poops on partys.
Naruto: Ew, that is just gross. Why would you poop on a party Sasuke-teme?
Loveless: Well off Sasuke's sick hobby, Sakura your turn.
Sakura: AHHHH get them off get them off!!!
Loveless: Hehehehe I liked that part. It made me smile.
Gaara: Wow I didn't think that you could get so evil. It kinda turns me
Loveless: IN A CIRCLE. IT TURNS YOU IN A CIRCLE!!
Gaara: Yeah in a circle you are right.
Loveless: Hahahaha riiiiight.
Gaara: Should we go onto the next question?
Loveless: What a great idea! The next person on my list of doom is Sai!
Sai: Hello fake smile Of course you would have a thing for me. I mean look how cute I am.
Loveless: In his mind maybe.
Sai: And to think, I was going to draw a picture of you to hang on my wall.
Loveless: Was that supposed to make me change my mind?
Sai: Did it?
Loveless: No, that comment was just creepy.
Sai: Well it
Loveless: SAI IS A CREEPER!!!!
Naruto: He better stay the fuck away from me.
Sai: Why would I want you, you dickless loser?
Loveless: Ouch that has got to hurt.
Naruto: SHUT UP!!!
Loveless: Mwhahaha I love being evil. It makes me smile.
Gaara: Everything makes you smile.
Loveless: NOT TRUE! I don't smile when people make me angry.
Gaara: My mistake. So sorry.
Loveless: OK well is that the last question?
Itachi: One is left for you.
Loveless: YOU ARE ALIVE!
Itachi: Of course I am:
Loveless: You haven't been here in a while.
Itachi: Whatever.
Loveless: I think that it is a good thing that I scare you. That makes me smile.
Gaara: Are you sure that you don't smile for everything?
Loveless: Yes. Yes I am.
Sasori, Kabuto, and Sai: AHHHHHHH GET HER OFF OF US!!!!!!!!!!!
Loveless: Well that was a very fun time! You guys know what to do now!
Gaara: Set us free?
Loveless: Good try but no. TIME FOR MY READERS TO REVIEW!!!
Itachi: Oh joy.
Loveless: I know huh?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Ino: Why have I not been in here for a while?
Loveless: Cause you are a whore. But anyway! Everyone who has read this should just review to my story and make Loveless a very happy person!
Gaara: We need Loveless happy otherwise people are going to die.
Loveless: True! But yeah. NAD SO I CLOSE THIS EPISODE! GOOD NIGHT PEOPLES!