Loveless: Well that was a nice nap!
Gaara: Oh, I thought that you were dead.
Loveless: Why would you think that?
Naruto: Cause you just fell over and didn't move.
Sakura: So we used you for a coffee table.
Loveless: You bitch!
Sakura: What they thought that you were dead!
Loveless: AHA! I knew it, you knew I was alive and you still used me as a coffee table!
Itachi: That is cold.
Loveless: I think that I should KILL YOU!
Sakura: But you can't do this show without me!
Loveless: I could but I will not kill you.
Sakura: Oh thank god.
Loveless: Mostly because it is not my job, it is Nny's job. So I can't upset the balance, it is just not done.
Sakura: Well um why don't we get to the first letter.
Loveless: You are so lucky that we have a show to do. Otherwise I would make a phone call. Anyway Here is the first letter.
Haha that was great!
Aw i got rejected by minato and he's still dead =[
*crys in an emo corner* oh well
update soon!! =]
Loveless: Aw I feel loved, that was a good letter.
Gaara: I agree, it was from Jasper Whitlock Luver.
Loveless: Oh I like this person!
Kisame: We all know Loveless.
Loveless: Shut up. Anyway onto the next letter! This one is from lovetoanime. Ok this sounds like a pretty cool person. Here is there letter!
Ok this is my first time reviewing so i have a couple of questions:
First:Who would win in an EMO contest:Gaara,Sasuke,Itachi,Shino or Oroshimaru?
Second: Haven't you ever notice that all the teams are kind of the same...I mean there's the girl(Girl's Rule),the emo's(No offense) and the retards(Like Narutarded here)?
Third:Neji, I think i might have a solution to your rape problem...just put a DAMNED video camera in your room and watch the tapes!
Fourth: Oroshimaru...are you a Naruto version of Michael Jackson? Because you take hot guys into your lair and your favorite animal IS the SNAKE, so just out of curiosity...
Fifth: Loveless I think you're really cool,but...GAARA IS MY DAMNED BOYFRIEND! Lol I'm sorry, but it's the truth
Sixth: I come from Puerto Rico and we dance a traditional dance called Regueton (you dance like if a dog was humping you...) so I was asking myself, Kiba did you invented the dance or something? And is Akamaru the son of Clifford the big red dog?
Seventh: Itachi...you know you have a lot of fangirls right? Then, why don't you use them to reproduce with you and recreate the Uchiha Clan(P.S. I would do it for the sake of the clan...LOL)
Last, but not least...FREE CHOCOLATE COOKIES, ICE CREAM, CAKE, SKITTLES AND COCA-COLA FOR EVERYONE! EVEN FOR YOU LOVELESS...
Loveless: Wow that is a good question! I wonder who would win…
Shino: I think that it is obvious, since I only hang out with bugs and have no hope of getting married in the future, then it would be me.
Loveless: Oh good point! I think that Shino would win as well. Itachi likes nail polish too much to be that emo.
Itachi: It is not my fault that it is needed to join the organization.
Loveless: Whatever! Next question! Hum, I have noticed!
Naruto: DID SHE JUST CALL ME A RETARD?
Loveless: I think that she did.
Naruto: Damn, the third time this week!
Loveless: Sorry babe, not your fault.
Neji: I have, but they become invisible! That is why you only see me in the picture.
Loveless: Trust me I think that we have tried everything that we can think of to prove him that it is really him all along. He just doesn't get it.
Neji: I TOLD YOU! IT IS NOT ME!!
Gaara: Um Loveless, I don't think that you should read the next part.
Loveless: Why? Looks GASP! I should kill you! HE IS MINE! ROAR!!!!!
Gaara: Sorry, I think that you should not say that again. I am Loveless's Boyfriend, and she is very possessive.
Loveless: Where is the address on this envelope? I need to go to her house and hurt her! foaming at the mouth
Gaara: Yeah next part!
Loveless: This is an infraction that cannot be over looked!
Gaara: I think that we are going to need to get the tranquilizers again.
Itachi: But you know what she is like when she wakes up.
Gaara: We have to take that chance.
Loveless: FOUND IT! MWHAHAHA I AM COMING TO geahhhzzzzzzzzz.
Gaara: Thank god. I don't suggest you say that again. She could get very violent.
Loveless: Ah! Don't take my It is my crack!
Itachi: See she starts to see things when you shoot her with it.
Gaara: Well at least it will not be boring.
Loveless: Well hello Harry potter, why are you attached to a string today?
Kiba: Actuly I just dance it, very well. My father made that dance.
Akamaru: Ruff ruff bark!
Kiba: That means "HELL NO. "
Loveless: No don't steal my Gaara away. I need him to mmmf mmf mmf.
Gaara: We should just ignore what she says.
Loveless: mmf mmf mmf mmf.
Itachi: Didn't I say this already? I can make babies on my own! I need no help from you ew females.
Loveless: Giggle Why is there underwear on that beavers head?
Gaara: wide eyes. Cookies?
Loveless: Coka-cola is made from drugs.
Gaara: Um I think that we should get onto the next letter before Loveless gets her wits back.
Loveless: Huh? What happened? Where did all this food come from?
Gaara: no need to worry your pretty little head about it.
Naruto: It was so funny Loveless! You went all crazy caused you thought that someone was going to take mmf mmf mmf!
Gaara: Ignore him. He didn't take his meds this morning. The food came from uh God?
Loveless: Oh Praise Jesus!
Gaara: Glad that worked.
Loveless: What?
Gaara: I was just saying how we should get to the next letter soon.
Loveless: Oh right right right! OH BOY! This one is from my friend Keyblade Ninja – Nye! I so enjoy their letters. They make me smile!.
Ok, er, -hands Loveless a muffin-
Kabuto: We do! It's just... Oh god I don't knows -huggles-
Sasori: I didn't switch! Remember how long it was before she found you guys again! I just watche you past and... I've always loved puppets.
Gaara: Yea, well, shut up
Orochimaru: I would do any of that, you might like it. I'll just kidnap all the boys and hide them from you.
Temari: No! Shikamaru needs Ino -waits to be killed-
Kiba: -pounces- Omg! Thats so cool! Now your cool ^^
Naruto: ... Muffins
Sakura: -throws more things-
Sasuke: Get over your past
Sai: ... nevermind... I forgot how creepy you are
Loveless: YAY MUFFIN! I shall give you a face Captain Fluffy pants.
Gaara: Captain Fluffy pants?
Loveless: Yeah, what else would you name a muffin?
Gaara: Why would you name a muffin?
Loveless: Why wouldn't you name a muffin?
Gaara: Whatever. Kabuto I think you have something on you.
Kabuto: Lol I lie. Mwhahahahahahahaha!
Loveless: GASP How mean. You are going to lose something very important tonight because of that!
Kabuto: Yeah right!
Loveless: Watch me!
Kabuto: turns to gaara Should I be scared?
Gaara: Oh yes very scared!
Sasori: Oh that reminds me. Hey Loveless, Can you let us out of these chains soon?
Loveless: Nope, you guys always run away when I unlock one of you! So I am not taking any chances.
Sasori: Damn.
Gaara: Wow that was original. Gonna call me a poop head now?
Loveless: Gaara what did I say with fighting with our letter people?
Gaara: What? You can thrist for someone's blood and I cannot insult them?
Loveless: When did I try to kill someone?
Gaara: Oh um never silly me.
Naruto: Oh you tried to kill someone when they said that Gaara was mmf mmf mmf.
Gaara: Like I said, don't listen to him.
Loveless: ok!
Orochimaru: Oh course I would like it. And lets see you try and get them from my secret never never land. Pedo smile goes here
Loveless: God you are a creeper. Remind me never to let my kids go near your house.
Temari: Well that is the perfect thing, Ino and I can just share him and he will be fine with it.
Loveless: That is kinda gross sounding.
Shikamaru: Yeah it is.
Loveless: Wow, you agree? AND you are awake?
Shikamaru: I know I am scared as well. But if that happens then they will somehow turn into lesbians and love eachother and not me. SO I think that the fat one should just get Ino and I can have Temari.
Loveless: Well that is a very well thought out plan. Good job.
Shikamaru: I know. Now I think that I will sleep for a month.
Loveless: Such a good kid.
Kiba: OMG GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!!
Loveless: calm down kiba! It is a person! Not the muffin man!
Kiba: You promise?
Loveless: Yes I promise.
Kiba: Ok then. Yes I know I am that awesome!
Loveless: Bet that she doesn't think like that now.
Kiba: Why do you say that?
Loveless: Nevermind.
Naruto: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Muffins.
Sakura: Ouch! Stop it! That doesn't tickle!
Loveless: But it sure is funny!
Sakura: YOU ARE NOT HELPING!
Loveless: Like I would want to be helping. This is too funny.
Sasuke: I can never do that! It is simply impossible!
Loveless: Wimp!
Sasuke: AM NOT!
Loveless: Only a wimp would deny being a wimp.
Sasuke: Damn!
Sai: Damn! Lost another one!
Loveless: Hey, it is your fault that you are so creepy.
Sai: What do you expect?
Loveless: You are right! You just look like a creeper period!
Sai: You suck.
Loveless: But at least I don't suck Orochimaru penis like you do.
Sai: WHO TOLD YOU! Um I mean do not!
Loveless: The truth comes out!
Gaara: That is just creepy.
Loveless: Where did you go?
Gaara: You don't want to know.
Loveless: am I going to have to make a evil face to you?
Gaara: Don't we have more of this letter left?
Loveless: Oh yeah!
Gaara: Gosh you are spacy.
Loveless: You are mean!
Gaara: But you love me anyway.
Loveless: True… Oh we finished this letter! ONTO THE NEXT!
Gaara: Wow, we should try to finish this soon.
Loveless: No, I shall take as long as I want! But now it is time for the next letter. It is from a new comer! Her name is Akane the Sasori devil girl. How exciting!
Gaara: Oh yes very exciting.
Loveless: Yes. Now here is her letter!
Umm hi I have a few questions, and I love all the Akatsuki except Kisame and love Gaara, Kimimaro, Suigetsu and Aoi
first: Sasori why you transform in a puppet when you are sexy? and how do you think will be your childrens?
second: Sasuke do you really leave Konoha becaused you wanted power or Tayuya obligate you? Oh and do you love Karin?
third: Suigetsu why you like to bother Karin?
fourth: Orochimaru what thing you can do with your tongue?
fifth: Loveless how can you deal with all Naruto characthers?
sixth: Kimimaro do your bones hurt?
seventh: Sakon and Ukon how do you sleep?
eight: Sasori with what ingridients you did your poison, why you are inside of Hiruko, how can you sleep. eat, go to the bathroom inside of that ugly thing?
nine: Deidara can you make me a clay cat for me? I LOVE CATS!
ten: Kakuzu do you really hate Hidan?
eleven: Itachi why you have a fish like partner? Did he stink?
twelve: Kisame why you have blue skin?
Well I think that Im done and I LOVE AKATSUKI EXCEPT KISAME and HUGS FOR GAARA, KIMIMARO AND AOI AND hugs for you too LOVELESS
Loveless: Great questions! Now answer them! Pulls out cattle prod
Naruto: Gulp are you going to use that?
Loveless: Who knows, um Sasori! Your up!
Sasori: I turned into a puppet because I can make sure I am sexy forever! And I saved all my spermies so I can get people preggo!
Loveless: Well that is very disturbing!
Gaara: I agree.
Sasuke: I went because I wanted to damnit! I listen to no one! I hate that bitch! She is just a whore.
Loveless: Lol, makes me smile.
Sasuke: Wow you are weird.
Loveless: At least I don't try to kill my brother!
Sasuke: Shut up.
Loveless: I win!
Gaara: Can we get on with it?
Loveless: Oh yes we can!
Suigetsu: Because it is fun.
Loveless: Wow, shot and sweet.
Gaara: He left.
Loveless: Oh yeah I know. I didn't want him here.
Gaara: Do I want to know?
Loveless: No. NEXT!
Orochimaru: Many things. Would you like to see?
Loveless: Stop whoring yourself off just because you cannot get little boy tail.
Orochimaru: I thought that we agreed not to talk about that.
Loveless: Well I had to otherwise how would this person know what it is like to know you.
Gaara: You like to waste time don't you?
Loveless: Why yes I do, thank you!
Gaara: Sigh
Loveless: OH! A question for me! How exciting! Um I think that I am able to deal with them because of all the drugs OH I MEAN RAINBOWS!
Gaara: Right, you get through this with rainbows.
Loveless: Yes I do. Now shut the hell up.
Gaara: Why should I?
Loveless: Cause I will take away your cookies.
Gaara: But I like the cookies!
Loveless: That is what I like to hear.
Kimimaro: Yes they do. That is why I am dying sniff sniff
Loveless: Aw! I feel like hugging you now!
Gaara: He almost killed me!
Loveless: But are you crying cause your bones hurt? I think not!
Gaara: Wow, I sure feel loved here.
Loveless: I know love you too! Chu
Gaara: Not happy
Sakon: Very.
Ukon: Carefully.
Loveless: Look at the teamwork. Good job!
Sakon: Thank.
Ukon: You.
Loveless: Do you always talk like that?
Sakon: Why yes,
Ukon: We do.
Loveless: Ok… weirdos.
Sasori: Why is it you didn't ask me this in the beginning?
Loveless: Hey you are not allowed to ask the questions!
Sasori: I don't care!
Loveless: Stop being mean! Why is everyone being mean to me!
Gaara: Let him answer the questions.
Loveless: Fine.
Sasori: I am not telling. That is my secret. I am inside of there to protect me. I don't want to get hurt too much. I am magic that is how I do everything.
Loveless: Hey! That is my explanation! You can't use it!
Sasori: Too bad.
Loveless: You suck. Mean face
Gaara: Calm down, we will just move onto the next question.
Loveless: Fine. NEXT!
Deidara: Fine but it might blow up. Makes cat and hands it over
Loveless: I would be afraid if I was you.
Deidara: I would be afraid too, and I made it.
Loveless: Lol.
Kakuzu: Yes I do.
Loveless: God short answers all around today.
Itachi: Yes he does. That is why I don't breath much.
Loveless: That is why I never see you move!
Itachi: Yes, exactly.
Loveless: Anywho!
Kisame: Because my father liked fish too much.
Loveless: wow. Beastiality. That is kinda gross. Wow that was a nice letter! I got a hug. Smile
Gaara: I agree.
Loveless: You should not be getting hugs!
Gaara: Why?
Loveless: Cause you are mine. Smile
Gaara: Sigh we should get onto the next letter.
Loveless: OK! This letter is from -Hatake. Wow! Say that ten times fast! Here is her letter!
Hello loveless!! Great Q&A I just can't stop laughing out loud.
Anyways...*goes fangirl* KAKASHI I LOVE YOU AND YOU ARE THE BEST!! from you I learned how to be a pervert! XD
to Itachi and Sasuke- I'm your father's sister soo that makes me your aunt. So I can take care of the reproduction IF Kakashi would want to be the father ;)
so how was it the news for you guys, including Kakashi?
Kakashi-I got for you some Icha Icha products tell where to meet you to give them to you? :P
sakura- could you stop being such a bitch and leave my dear nephew alone?! don't you get it he doesn't fucking want to be with you!! sorry hate your pinky person!
Kisame- y in the world you are soo tall!?? Are you a combination of fish and giants!? o_O
Itachi- U r destined to have reproduce with a friend called Akane. dam I sounded like Neji talking about destiny!!
Sasori-some friends say you got a wooden penis, is that true?
Orochimaru- Y u have a freakin obsession with snakes!?and for what other things you use them?
well now take care everyone especially you kakashi dear ;) my best pervy master
Loveless: Aw I feel loved!
Gaara: For once.
Loveless: Ok I am sad again.
Gaara: Sigh Get on with the letter already.
Kakashi: I know. Of course I am that awesome.
Loveless: Wow. Full of yourself huh?
Kakashi: Shut up! You know I am hot!
Itachi: I told all you people! I can make babies myself!
Sasuke: I don't care either way.
Kakashi: I am focused on someone else.
Loveless: Ouch. That stings.
Kakashi: That is creepy! Stalker!
Loveless: Lol. Funnyness!
Sakura: Hey! YOU CANNOT PROVE ANYTHING!
Sasuke: I don't mind her. Easy screw.
Loveless: OMG, you are a man whore!
Sasuke: You shut it.
Kisame: I am tall because I am god!
Itachi: That smells like fish.
Loveless: Haha burn.
Kisame: Shut up!
Loveless: You can't tell me what to do!
Kisame: Damn.
Itachi: No. I choose who I want! I will never go with this person!
Loveless: Lol, rejected!
Sasori: Who wants to know?
Loveless: That means it is true!
Sasori: Hey, stop sharing secrets!
Loveless: But that is what we are here for.
Orochimaru: I like them because they are amazing. And what are you think about? I use them as pets and fighting partners.
Loveless: Wow. You were basically called a perv by the Michel Jackson Of the Naruto world. That is damn sad.
Kakashi: I shall my stalker.
Loveless: Wow! I have one letter left in my bag. I am going to savor this one.
Gaara: Get on with it.
Loveless: Ok! My last letter is from, knight-808. Another person that talks to use a lot, boy I enjoy them. Anyway, Here is their letter!
Loveless: no problem ur welcome ^_^-hands u another skettios-
Sakura: oh interesting a wager huh name ur game sakura-chan ill beat u at it ^_~
Hinata: oh im sorry please don't cry hina-chan im sorry 0_0 -bows-
Ten-Ten: -pouts and lets ten-ten go- sorry about the burning...hey loveless will she be alright ?
Tayuya:-pokes ur forehead- thats cute...keep ur cool tayuya or might end up getting hurt again
Loveless: OMG SKETTIOS!!!!!!!
Gaara: Great, she will be gone again.
Loveless: OH THANK THE SKETTIOS GODS!
Gaara: I guess I am going to have to finish this up.
Loveless: WHY DON'T YOU COOK FASTER!
Gaara: Anyway, Sakura, You are up.
Sakura: Yeah right! Watch as I beat you Smirk
Loveless: OH THANK THE LORD THEY ARE DONE!
Gaara: Hinata.
Hinata: I-it is o-ok. I w-will b-be f-fine.
Loveless: YUMMY OH GOD THEY ARE YUMMY!
Gaara: sigh Ten-ten. You are up.
Ten-ten: twitch twitch
Loveless: WHY ARE THEY GOING SO FAST!
Gaara: I think that Ten-ten will be fine.
Tayuya: WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO KEEP MY COOL! I CAN HURT MYSELF IF I WANT TO. FUCKING HELL!
Gaara: Well that is the end of the letter.
Loveless: It is also the end of my skettios. I am sad again.
Gaara: Well All you readers know the drill.
Loveless: That is right! Watch this episode and write us more letters. It will make us all happy!
Itachi: Yes we will be trilled. Whee
Loveless: Ignore him! But yeah! Now I am off to save the world while I get more letters from you all!
Gaara: Wow. Did she really have to say that?
Loveless: Yes. NOW BYE EVERYONE!