Hey everybody, what's up? Well…I had written this chappie the same time as the first (which was like about 5 months ago 0o) but I got kinda…caught up, in other endeavors (…My bad…Don't hurt me…0o) Um…That's about it, so…On with the fic!!
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Disclaimer: Is this really necessary? I'm not even Japanese!
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Recap:
Despite Sasuke's arrogance and cold attitude (and an increase in his fangirl population), the evening passed smoothly as the situation was soon forgotten in the minds of the guest's and family.
Naruto's open admiration (and possible affection) for Hinata made Tsunade overjoyed, Sanzo on the other hand just rolled his eyes at her enthusiasm, but he couldn't help but smirk somehow.
Sasuke may have been a no-go, since Tsunade hated his attitude. She thought Naruto was sweet (in his own weird way), good looking (though not as handsome as Sasuke, because she admitted he was "Way too good looking for his age!! Woot!!!") and charming (if not annoying and unavoidably contagious)
…Well…Besides being totally gluttonous (especially when it comes to ramen), crazy, hyperactive and loud…He was their first and main priority and a perfect match for Hinata (…well to her, in her own twisted mind…) and that was all that mattered…For then at least…
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The number of guests decreased slowly, which went seemingly unnoticed by the family as they continued to idle…
Naruto was currently teaching Hinata how to do the "Moonwalk" while slurping on a bowl of pork ramen (you can just imagine how that one will turn out).
Tenten was busy playing a game on her PSP (a/n: "Sonic Rivals" to be exact if you want to get technical…It's seriously addictive…I can't stop playing mine…).
Temari was trying to play the piano (and was failing…not that much…but she wasn't that good either…LMAO).
Ino was flirting shamelessly with any boy she deemed "Totally Gorgeous and Kissable" [a/n: Yeah…She gets over rejection fast….
Tsunade was gossiping her ass off about her daughter's futures while gambling (her money away) with her friends.
Sanzo who was previously reading the paper, was now snoozing away (with the paper neatly laid on his face).
Ami seemed to be stalking Sasuke who was either ignoring her, trying to evade her, too used to this or completely oblivious of it.
On the other hand, Sakura was watching all of this contently from the sidelines.
"…I love my family…" grinned the pink haired girl proudly.
Sheesh…You would think that the hosts would show some ounce of interest in their guests, well the majority of them at least…
[A/n: I might go more in depth with each character's activity at a later date, if I ever decided to re-edit this chapter…
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"Then you slide to the left and then you slide to the ri-"
"Oi!! We're ready, dumbass!!" commanded Sasuke as he stalked over to Naruto and Hinata.
"Maaannnn…Already? Hey wait!! I'm not a dumbass!!"
"Hn?"
"Not completely but you're still slow…Then again…What's the difference?" smirked Ami.
[Inner Sasuke: Damn…She is such a suck up…
"Why you -"
"Who cares? Let's go!!" concluded Sasuke as he rolled his eyes.
"Hmph!! Fine!!" pouted the blonde, "Hinata…You're the best!!"
[Inner Hinata: Yay!!
"…Though I thought you were kinda weird at first…"
[Inner Hinata: Um…Ouch!!
"- and that this party would totally suck!!"
[Inner Hinata: …You're not the only one…
"But tonight was freaking awesome!!!"
[Inner Hinata: Sweet!!!
"…Oh and um…Tell your family bye for me…They seem kinda out of it…" finished Naruto in one breath.
[Inner Hinata: Out of it? Hey…Why is Sakura swaying like that? 0o
"Bye Hinata!!!!!!!" exclaimed the blond as he nearly suffocated her in a bear hug.
[Inner Hinata: Am I in heaven or is this a dream? Because right about now I can't breathe…Then again it could be due to the lack of air in my lungs…
"B-bye, Naruto!!" stuttered the opal eyed girl.
"Later!!" grinned Naruto with a peace sign, only to be pulled by the ear by Ami, who was trying to catch up with Sasuke, who was half way out the door already. [A/n: 0o Damn…That was a long sentence….
"I-I…f-feel…f-faint…" concluded Hinata before she fell to the ground like a sack of potatoes.
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When all the guests had finally left (excluding Tsunade's friends who were currently passed out in the Billiard Room along with the blonde hostess, who was the most wasted of all), the rest of the familyretreated to the confines of their rooms. (Right about now, Sanzo was a very happy man because he had the room all to himself).
This brings us to our favourite rosette haired lady and her pearly eyed sister (aka Sakura and Hinata, respectively). However, even though they weren't related (about as much as an orange is related to a banana…besides being fruits…), they were still BFF's. They basically talked nonstop about their ideas, thoughts, knowledge on everything from fruits to music to love to how much liquor Tsunade drinks daily to marriage to guys who are not all that.
Sakura, who was dressed in a white tank with a cherry emblem and pink cherry blossom patterned shorts was currently bunking with Hinata, who had on an oversized lavender Care Bear night shirt [a/n: Yes…I know…Care Bears? Don't ask…I don't even watch the show… and had a particulary evil look on her face…
Hinata's room was painted a lavender white. The ceiling and floor were white (the floor being marble). The furniture was mainly white and a huge bed with lavender sheets and pillows was in the centre.
"Soooooooo…Hinata…My dear and favouritest sister in the whoollllleeeee wide world…" started Sakura innocently. [A/n: It's not a grammatical error…I really meant to put favouritest…
[Inner Hinata: Oh brother…Here we go…She knows I have my own family and a real sister…
"What are your thoughts on a certain blue eyed ramen loving blonde?" asked Sakura slyly.
[Inner Hinata: Damnit!! Shoulda seen that one coming
"Uhh…Huh…Well…He's very nice…and outspoken…and sweet…and honest…and bold…and "babbled Hinata unconsciously, "…He's also very funny…" she continued while fiddling with the hem of her dress.
[Inner Hinata: Descriptive much? Just tell her you like the nut already!!!
"Uh-huh…He's also charming and good looking…Though not as hot as Orlando Bloom [A/n: Woot!!!! but he's ok and determined and…Omg…You like him!!!" mocked Sakura.
[Inner Hinata: Oh well…Too late…
Hinata was currently caught between choking on her own spit while trying not to blush [A/n: Yeah…I'm still trying to envision how the hell that would look…If it's possible….
[In Sakura's Mind:
Awwwww…She's blushing!!
Muahahahaha!!! Hinata and Naruto sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!!!! I say hookup?!!!!!!
Didn't you call them the neurotic and the nut earlier?
Yeah…So what's your point?
You mean you still think that?!!
Honey…We just met the guy…First impressions count and my impression is as is…
That's cold!!
No duh!!! That's life!! Get used to it!!
[Insert sweat drop here:
"U-um…I'm not sure yet…" muttered Hinata quietly.
"Eh?" was Sakura's response as she snapped back into reality.
"…I said I'm not sure that I like him…"
"Are you serious?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
[In Hinata's Mind:
What do you mean you don't know if you like him?!!!!
I-I guess I don't know
Yeah and I'm Cleopatra of Egypt!!
Are you?
Well…I'll get back to you on that one…I'm having an identity crisis right now…
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"Awwwww…You have your first crush!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" gushed the jade eyed girl proudly, "That's so cute!!!!"
Didn't she hear what I just said?
Apparently nobody cares what you say
Hinata groaned and buried her head in her pillow, muttering curses at her sister's conclusion. Sakura continued to grin a grin that almost beat the Cheshire Cat [A/n: You know that creepy purple cat from Alice in Wonderland but his smile still takes the cake for the widest…and creepiest…
"Goodnight Hinata!!" chirped Sakura, "May you have Naruto filled dreams!!!"
Unfortunately for her, she (i.e. Sakura) failed to avoid the pillow that was thrown directly at her face.
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Ironically, you could say that the friendship between Sakura and Hinata was a lot like the one between Sasuke and Naruto (but on slightly different levels). Sasuke, (at times) values Naruto's open and easy going (if not completely clumsy, hyperactive and overeactive) ways whilst Naruto (most of the time) looked to his (i.e. Sasuke's) judgment and understanding (aka common sense) plus his talent for always getting his ass out of trouble…when convenient…for support.
However, even though they were (somewhat of) best friends, (which a certain onyx eyed man likes to deny constantly, since he prefers the term acquaintance), they were also the fiercest rivals.
This brings us to the prominent difference in their friendship, their completely polar opposite personalities. Naruto, always had a weird way of getting people to like him (if not annoying the hell out of them first) and Sasuke, had a way of offending people (i.e. if not unwillingly gaining new members of his fan club or stalkers…Then again…What's the difference between them? They both have the same motives…0o).
The party brought this out very well. Naruto, thought he had never seen prettier girls or met nicer people yet. Sasuke on the other hand…Well…He could really care less…Since he basically scoffed at the whole thing…
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"That party was freaking awesome!!!!!!!!!!!" exclaimed the hyperactive blonde with fire in his eyes as the duo stepped through the elevator's steel doors and into the carpeted hallways (after dropping off Miss Blondie aka Ami), "The ramen was soooooooooooooooooo good!! I'm getting' hungry just talking about it!! And the ladies were pretty and all nuts for yours truly, especially –"
"Oi, would you shut up?!" ordered the irritated raven head, "I don't care what you thought of the damn party!!"
"Well, my bad Mr. Sasuke 'I'm – too – cool – to – have – any – interest – in – my – best –friend's – happiness – cuz – I – have – a – stick – stuck – up – my – ass – and – I'm – on – permanent – PMS' Uchiha!!" spat the sapphire eyed boy with a huff.
"You don't even know what PMS means you dimwit!! You only use the word because you hear everybody else using it!!!" retorted Sasuke, "And we already went over the stick in my ass subject already".
"Well genius, what does it mean?!"
"It means Post Menstrual Syndrome and it only happens to women you dumbass!!"
"Seriously?"
"Duh!"
"So what!! You think you're so smart!!"
"You and I both know that I graduated at the top of all my classes with an A+ average in each subject at every educational institute that I attended!! Plus a diploma and numerous degrees in the university…Which is more than I cans say for you…" ended Sasuke with a smirk.
At this point Naruto was gaping like a fish. Well, he must've felt pretty stupid at this point anyways…
"At least I'm cool and you're not!!!"
"Yeah right idiot…You and I both know that I'm way cooler than you'll ever be…"
"At least I don't have hair that looks like a chicken's ass!!!"
"Compared to something that looks like overgrown grass or like the pyramids were turned into hair and glued to your head!!"
"Well at least people think I'm nicer!!"
"Well at least I have a brain!!!"
[Insert electric sparks here:
"Teme!"
"Dobe!"
"Teme!"
"Dobe!"
"Teme!"
"Dobe!"
"Teme!"
"Dobe!"
"Teme!"
"Dobe!"
[…10 minutes later…
"Teme times a million and ten!!"
"Dobe times a billion and fifty six!!"
"Teme times a zillion and eighty four!!"
"Dobe times infinity!! I win!!"
"Damnit!!!"
"This is the time when the victor says 'In your face bitch' or rather dobe!!!"
"Whatever bastard!! Next time – "
"Just open the damn door!!!"
"Eh, we're here already?"
"Yes, dumbass!!!"
Naruto mimicked Sasuke in a baby voice, which earned him a slap to the back of his head, while he pushed open the pearly white doors of the pent house suite.
[a/n: I know I said it was a villa before…but I just remembered that villas are usually by the sea and I can't imagine them on a beach at all…so I'm changing it to a hotel instead, named the Konoha Phoenix Diamond!! Huzaah!! Don't ask…
This pent house suite was one of the largest and most luxurious in the world. With it's fully automated rooms (especially the kitchen), carpeted floors, air conditioning, living room, study, dining room, games room, office, ballroom, 6 bedrooms, 5 1/2 bathrooms, outdoor swimming pool, jacuzzi, surround sound entertainment centre, bird's eye view, room service, satellite and cable programming, numerous other feature and owned by…dun dun dun dunnnnnn…Sasuke.
Since Naruto was Sasuke's 'best friend', he let the blonde stay there (with the payment of rent of course because there was no way he was staying there for free, or without supervision in a suite by himself…like last time…which will be explained at a later date….). I mean, come on, what are best friends for? Besides, it was Sasuke's hotel and Sasuke's suite. Hell, he could burn the damn place down if he wanted to…But that would be a waste of time…Plus would cost money to repair…But that's not even the point…
The living room's walls were crimson red. The ceiling was white and the floors were carpeted. The entertainment centre in the centre (which was freaking huge) could appear and disappear with the click of a remote. In the centre of the room was a glass and ivory table. And around the table were 2 coal black sofas, 2 red and 2 blue armless chairs.
"So…Sasuke…What did you think of the party?" asked Naruto innocently while grabbing 2 red bulls out of the fridge and throwing one to Sasuke before plopping down on a coal black leather sofa. Sasuke, who was contemplating with closed eyes on the sofa opposite to Naruto's, opened one eye to look at the blonde suspiciously.
"What are you trying to get at? I told you what I thought of it already," responded Sasuke boredly.
"Yeah, but I don't remembered what you said!!"
"Figures…I said that it was nothing I haven't seen before…"
Naruto pouted, "Fine, but what did you think of the laaddiieesss?! Huh-huh?!!" asked the blonde while wiggling his eyebrows suggestively.
"Stop doing that you dumbass…You're creeping me out…"
[In Sasuke's Mind:
What is his problem?
He wants to hook you up with one of the girls at the party…duh…
Who asked you anything?
You did dumb-
Shut up
"When you say ladies, are you referring to their 5 daughters?"
"Bingo!!!!!!!!!!! We have a winner!!!"
"Pffttt…What's there to say about them? They're each have unique but they're not that special," retorted the onyx eyed man with closed eyes, "The 2 blondes are superficial flirts, the latter being a perfectionist, the chick with the buns is a tomboy but she's still cool, pinky has mental issues and acts like a smartass and the girl you were chilling with or rather stifling to death has self esteem issues…" finished Sasuke in a monotone.
"Hey!! Hinata does not have issues!!!!!!!!"
"I mean she's shy dumbass!!!!!"
"Um…Oh yeeaahhh…I knew that!!" responded Naruto with a grin, "She's still an adorable little angel!!!"
Sasuke rolled his eyes, "…She needs some damn backbone…"
"Well, at least she's nice!!!!!!"
"Whatever, her mom is a psychopathic drunkard and gambler who acts more manly than her supposed husband, even Ami agrees with me on that…"
[In Sasuke's Mind:
No offence…But she agrees with you on everything and anything…Which is kinda suspicious…Not to mention creepy…
That's not the point
Then what is?
The fact that she agrees with me!
…Did you not hear what I just said…
I didn't ask for your opinion so shut up
Someone's touchy…Or more like a spoilt brat…
Whatever, I just need someone to back me up on this point…regardless of partiality…
…Or the desire to rape you…
…
So you finally realized it too? Though…It's not that bad of an offer you know…
Can we move along now!!
So now you're disturbed?!!
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Yeah…Me too…
Shut up
"Ami agrees with you on everything and that's just cuz she wants you…in more ways than one…" countered the ramen lover.
Can't say I didn't tell you!! In your face[Insert victory dance here:
Can it you retard!!!
…Killjoy...
"Damnit!! Why does everyone keep saying that?"
"Cuz it's freaking obvious!! Besides, Ami likes Hinata…Er…At least I hope so…Then again…"
"Probably because I'm not interested in her…Or because she likes you and not me…" muttered Sasuke unconsciously.
"Eh? What was that teme?!!!"
"Get outta my face you retard!!"
Retard? That's so original…Well it was…5 minutes ago…
Not helping!!!!
"Why you – "
"I'm not saying that she's a bad choice dumbass, but you just met her for crying out loud! Besides, you two are completely opposite…You might stifle her to death or give her a damn heart attack…"
"Well…So what…We might be at some odds but you can think what you want!! Her family may not be perfect -"
…Try crazy…
"But I like her and she's my friend!!! Friends forever!!!!!" [Insert a rainbow, a beach and sunshine here:
Why does than seem so familiar?
"You like her just as a friend?" asked Sasuke with a snort, "The way you're defending here makes me think otherwise…."
"…."
"Wow…You're actually speechless…That's a first…"
Aren't you gonna tell him that she likes him?
She doesn't just like him…She basically adores him like some god or statue or something…For which reason, I don't know…
Either that or she secretly loathes him and wants to kill him and then throw his body into the ocean[Insert maniacal laughter and thunder here:
…
What? It's a possibility!
Are you on drugs or something?
If I was then wouldn't that mean that you were on drugs too?
…Touché…
But whatever…It's too early to tell if she's actually in love with him yet and he's too dense to realize she even likes him…
Or realize that he actually likes her too
Wow…Love is a pretty screwed up game…
"Alright dobe…I agree with you…"
"We share a bond that is tighter than super glue!!!! That cannot be broken by the tests of society!!!" babbled on the sapphire eyed boy.
"Naruto,"
"Our friendship will amaze everyone around us!!!"
"…Naruto…."
"I will teach her how to break out of her shyness and be a rebel!!!!!!!!!"
"Naruto!!!!!!!!!!"
"Eh?"
"…You can stop preaching now, I get the point…"
"Oh…Why didn't you just say so earlier?"
"I did you moron!! But you were too busy testifying that you didn't even hear me!!"
"You don't have to be so mean about it, bastard!!!!"
"Good Night, Na – ru – to or should I say dead last!!!" ground out Sasuke as he marched up the spiraling steps to his room.
"Hey!! I'm not a dead l -" but unfortunately…or fortunately…depending on whichever way you view it…his remark was muffled by the slamming of the door.
…This is going to be a hell of a long vacation…
No dipshit…Can you say drama? And you don't want no drama…No more drama!!
…No comment…
Jeez…No wonder you don't have much friends…Someone needs some happy pills…
What happened to your normal practical player self?
…Let's just say he's taking a different path and taking a vacation for a little while…
Hn?
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And our moral for this chapter is…Love is blind!!
It's so blind, that infact the people who are in it don't even realize that they are in it!!!
Er…Does that even make any sense…0o
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Wow…This chappie was short…Next one will be longer…I think!! ReViEw!!!!!!!!
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