I don't own anything!!! (But my made up peoples)
At first, Zim looked a little scared. But then he grinned, too. His teeth… they looked like fangs. He must be a zombie!
"So, Natalie… You're not human, are you?" He asked.
"No. I'm not. And neither are you! I'm the same twisted thing you are."
"So your irken too?" He looked excited.
"No… I'm not irken… I'm a zombie… aren't you?" I was confused.
"No! Stay away from my blood candies!!!" He screamed.
I grabbed his hand and dragged him into the closet where Dib was.
"THIS is what I did to Dib! Because he was HUMAN. YOU are not human, and you don't smell like food." I yelled at him.
He looked overjoyed when he saw the Dib corpse. "You did this to him? Your incredible! But why Dib?"
"His grandpa killed me. AND he had the biggest head." I said proudly.
"Wait… I don't smell delicious? Why not?" he demanded.
"BECAUSE your not human, your arkin or whatever it's called. Why don't you stop by my place after school?" I suggested.
"Where is it?"
"Next to that green and purple house with the I LOVE EARTH sign in front."
"Hey, that's my house!" He declared.
"Great, I'll meet you at the grave yard."
I walked out of the closet, but not before chomping off Dib's other leg. Zim fainted as I did so. Sigh. The leg was not as fresh, but still tasty. I picked Zim up and carried him to the class room. Ms. Disgusted looked at me and said "Class Dismissed!" I turned around and walked out of the class full of snacks.