The Solution

Disclaimer: I DO NOT own The Boondocks…I Wish

"Man, Huey you really got a brotha feeling down over here, help me make a plan man! I got no money! I need help!" Caesar said walking in the house and coming out with a paper and pencil.

"Just ask your mother." Huey said looking in the door as Caesar came out.

"Huey, you don't know moms, she'll whoop my ass, she from Harlem yo." Caesar said writing down on his paper "Huey's Big Plan"

"Ay man this not my plan, its yours." Huey grabbing the paper and pencil scratching off Huey and putting Caesar "Huey Caesar's Big Plan"

"Man instead of being nigga, how about you be - a-nigga?" Caesar said looking at Riley walking over here.

"What's up with the shades? You didn't have them on when you left the house." Huey asked really in suspicion.

"Man, I got snuck by Butch Magnus again, nigga touch my chain again too, he hate to see a nigga fitted up and shining and glistening." Riley said sitting down on the steps of the porch.

"Take yo glasses off man." Caesar said laughing.

"DAAAYYYYYUUUUMMM."Caesar and Huey said together.

"Put them back on man." Caesar said holding his stomach laughing.

"Ay shut up, you just try not to get killed by tonight, yep I heard about you." Riley said quickly shutting Caesar up. "Damn, you just f*cked up my mood again." Caesar said looking down.

"You should make a plan or some."Riley said looking at Caesar.

"I'm trying to be Huey won't help me."Caesar said looking at Huey.

"Whatever." Huey said sitting back in his chair.

"I got a plan for you, you can A. get the hell up outta Woodcrest, B. start working for Carlos, or C. turn into a gay ass nigga, since you already one no need for that.

"Shut up punk." Caesar said while slapping Riley in the back of the head.

"Alright I got something." Huey said looking up from what he wrote on the paper.

THEY WENT THROUGH HUEY'S PLAN 5 TIMES, BEFORE THEY KNEW IT, IT WAS 7:50

"This plan messed up Huey ain't no nigga finna go up in Butch Magnus' house and still from that nigga." Riley said looking at the paper over again.

"When you gotta pay him?" Huey said arching his eyebrow.

"I gotta pay him by tomorrow morning, but I gotta get that money before the night is over with." Caesar said looking nervous.

"Man, you look nervous as f*ck." Riley said laughing.

"All yall two gotta do is sneak in and go through his pockets." Caesar said smiling.

"Nah nigga this is your money problem." Huey said shaking his head.

"Yea nigga this yo problem." Riley said mocking Huey's voice.

"But yall are the FREE-man brothers, I know it some history behind that last name, so yall should go for it, nope nevermind Riley you stay here, you the weaklink, me and Huey will go." Caesar said getting up out his chair."Shut up punk!" Riley said as he sat down in Caesar's seat.

"Alright man lets go." Huey said while standing up and stretching.

When Huey and Caesar gets to Butch's house, they have a hard time getting in.

"Damn, why the hell does this dude got bars on his windows?" Caesar asked tryna bust the window open.

"Have you seen him on Maury? I wouldn't wanna let him out either." Huey said looking around to see if he sees anyone.

"He probably ain't even here yet." Caesar said jumping down from the window and posting up against the house.

"Look at Black Guy Witness man! Wonder where he running to." Caesar said laughing and watching Black Guy Witness man running down the street.

"WHOOOOOAAA!!!" Huey and Caesar looked around and heard a large group of people surrounding somebody and chanting it on.

"You heard that man?" Huey said walking towards the road.

"Hey man isn't that Riley? I know he ain't fighting Butch again." Caesar said starting to run.

"Oh hell nah!" Huey said running behind Caesar.

"Huey help your brother!" Granddad called out from the crowd.

Putting his hair in a ponytail and walking up and tapping Butch on the back.

"How about you pick on someone your own size, man?."

"You wanna try me, little bitch?" Butch said turning around and pushing Huey.

"I ain't even tryna fight you Butch." Huey said pushing him bat.

"Don't worry about it Huey, I got your sword." Riley said coming up behind him holding his eye.

Grabbing the sword Huey smirked a little at Butch "Put it down son." Granddad screamed from the crowd."I know you Granddad mean right, but I think you should cut his ass up." Caesar whispered to Huey from behind.

Huey gave the sword back to Riley.

PUNCH!!! Huey quickly punched Butch in the mouth causing him to get even angrier.

Butch punched Huey in the face multiple making Huey go into his attack mode. Huey used multiple martial arts moves on Butch."Yep, whoop his ass Huey! That's Right!" Riley called out from the crowd.

"Yea beat his ass Huey!" Caesar said screaming, who didn't know his mother was behind him and hit him "Ouch ma, damn! Ouch sorry," Caesar said rubbing his head.

Butch got up and throwed Huey on Tom's Mercedes Clk "Not my car! Hey!" Tom said while granddad was holding him back."Calm down Tom! I'm tryna watch my grandson whoop some ass" Granddad said smiling watching the fight and quickly realizing Huey laying on top of Tom's Car "Oh hell nah! Huey get up".

"Get up Huey!" Riley said looking nervous. Huey got up and hit Butch with the only martial art move on his mind The 360 Gyro, Huey got up slowly and ran towards Butch using the 360 Gyro. Knocking him out cold."Now who's the little bitch?" Huey said walking away.

"That's my brother! That's my brother!" Riley chanted through the crowd and going over to Butch and grabbing his chain."Thugnificent gave me this chain, nigga!"

"Nope, that's my dawg! Ain't that right mama? That's my dawg! Ain't that right black witnessman? Ahhhh!" Caesar said jumping around dapping random people.

As people were clearing out, Jazmine quickly ran up and kissed Huey. "You did good Huey, what you doing tomorrow? Because I was thinking we could chill or something." Jazmine said blushing.

"Umm… ok." Huey said looking confused. "Great, See you tomorrow!" Jazmine said getting in the car with Tom.

"He think he a mack." Riley said laughing. "Mac-aroni!" Granddad said smiling.

Huey, Riley, and Granddad walked back to the house. Caesar ran up to Butch

"You got knock the FUCK OUT! Now give me my money!" Caesar said searching Butch's pocket."Payback's a muthafucka, ain't it? Peace!" Caesar said running off laughing.

"And give me my bike back punk!" A random little boy said while picking up his next bike.

"Damn, I gotta go tell someone about this." Black guy Witness man said as he walked off.

MEANWHILE LATER ON IN CAESAR'S ROOM

"Yea I got your money Carlos, and don't you worry about me borrowing nothing from you no more, because I can get my own shit."

"Now, don't think you big and bad, because I'll cut your balls off and feed them to you, partna." Carlos said through the phone.

With a disgusted look Caesar said "Well, I got your money. I'll pay you tomorrow morning." Hanging up the phone and picking up his earphones and lyric book."That fool know I'ma borrow some money from him again…and yall know this man! HAAAAA!"

All's Well Ends Well!

The End.

"Huey?" Riley asked.

"Yea?" Huey yawned.

"Just because you won, you still a bitch! Hehehe!" Riley said turning over laughing.