BANZAI CHAPTER 3

'moo' – talking

'moo' – thinking

'moo' – inner Sakura

Disclaimer: I don't not own Naruto if I would Danzou would be long gone dead along with Karin

Previously on Streamline:

'He better not be I still have business with him' Sakura grumbled. While this was happening Iruka was in a corner, trembling in his chibi form thinking 'I'M SURROUNDED BY MONSTERS'

ON WIT DA STORY

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'What do ya mean by having business with him?' Naruto asked dumly still poking Sasuke with a stick. 'None of your business' she snapped. 'Ok, ok geez. No need to bite my head off' Naruto replied. 'What'dya say?' Sakura threatened. At this moment everyone cowered in fear.

'That's right bitches bow down to my awesomeness BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA' Inner remarked. 'Inner language please, some people are still innocent in this world.' Sakura scolded waving her finger.

'Language my ass. I'm going to bed'

'In the middle of the day?'

'Yes I…a-*snore*'

(Back in Iruka's Corner)

'Control your self they can't hurt you that much. Oh who am I kidding. My job is done for the day, (AN: pretend he said the other teams. I feel tired) I'm outta here.' He thought to himself as he slid out the classroom door. 'Oi sensei where're ya goin ' Chouji said to Iruka.

This caused the attention to switch from the whole in the wall, to the still chibified (A/N: in my dictionary it's a word) Iruka who was half way out the door 'Ummmmmm…. Bye!' he said as he wriggled himself out of the door and ran down the hallway.

Then the bell rang and everyone flooded out of the classroom and headed for lunch. By this time Sasuke was slowly gaining consciousness. 'So you are alive,'' Naruto said brightly. 'Hn' Sasuke grunted as he got up. 'Well I'm going for Ramen wanna come with me Sakura-chan?' Naruto asked.

'Sure I guess. Hey Teme, wanna get something to eat?'

'Hn' came Sasuke's vocabulary. This was only because he was contemplating. Contemplating on what you say? Well these might include: why is he emo, and how can Naruto eat so much Ramen in a day and of course, what was with Sakura's strange behaviour. Let see his thoughts right now. 'What's with Sakura? Ok first she is all touchy feely on me and the next she sends me through a wall. This is very, very strange' In his mind he was now rubbing his goatee. (A/N: People always put beard for this when it is fact a goatee… lol Sasuke and a goatee)

(Back to the real world after having the delicious Ramen)

'I wonder who our sensei is?' Naruto blurted out. 'Does it matter?' Sakura said from on top of the desk meditating. 'What are you doing Naruto?' Sakura then asked. 'Just a little punishment for being late' Naruto said while placing the duster over the door. 'He's a Jounin dobe. He won't fall for that.' Sasuke then said. 'The things you don't know, smartass' Sakura mumbled. 'What did you say' Sasuke seethed.

At this moment, their Sensei decided to poke his head through the door causing the eraser to fall on his spiky little head. Naruto doubled over in laughter, while Sakura giggled and Sasuke twitched in annoyance. 'My first impression is I hate you,' he said, 'Roof now'

And he disappeared in a cloud of smoke. 'Oh well, later,' Sakura said and disappeared in a similar fashion.

(On the roof)

Team 7 sat down in their seats and waited for their sensei to ask whatever he wanted to ask. 'Ok now I want your name, age, likes, dislikes and goals. You with the blonde hair go.' He ordered. 'Shouldn't you go first?' Naruto asked. 'Ok, fine My name is Kakashi Hatake. I have many likes…. I don't feel like telling you my dislike and I don't have any set goals. Now Go'

'My Name is Naruto Uzumaki. I like Ramen, Sakura-chan and training. I dislike the 3 minute wait for ramen and Sasuke- Teme. My goal for the future is to become hokage'

Sakura smiled a little bit at the last point. 'Nice dream kid,' Kakashi said. 'Now Mr. Dark and Brooding, Go.'

'My name is Sasuke Uchiha. I don't have many likes,' 'One of your likes being tomatoes' 'I have many dislikes,' 'One of them being woken up in the morning' 'And my goal for the future is to Restore My clan and to Kill a certain man.'

'Ok, interesting,' Kakashi said, 'Now Pinky go'

'If you want to keep your manhood don't call me pinky,' With this comment the temperature seemed to drop dramatically. 'Anyway, My name is Sakura Haruno. My likes include training, reading, torturing Uchiha, *smirk towards Sasuke* and sleeping. My dislikes include Sasuke, Akatsuki, Orochimaru and many other people that shouldn't be named yet. My Goal for the future is to become an ANBU Medic/ Captain and other matter which shouldn't concern you.' 'Where did this come from?' Sasuke thought to himself. 'How does she now Akatsuki, and Orochimaru? Thos files are classified for anyone other than ANBU' Kakashi thought suspiciously.

'Well it's good to see that you have a good goal in life. Well anyway meet me at the Training grounds at noon tomorrow and no breakfast or else you'll puke. Ja Ne.' He said and he poofed away.

'Well that was interesting.'

'Yea- wait when did you wake up?!'

'Just now'

'Ok well I'm gonna go home go into your box and watch tv in there or something.'

'Bye guys I'm gonna go home. Oh and Sasuke watch your back' Sakura said with a smirk and poofed away. 'Hn' was Sasuke's reply and left.

Then Naruto blurted out (more like screamed) 'HOW DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP POOFING IN AND OUT OF SPACE?!'

Cliffy……………..I'm tired

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~Nao-chan *snore*