A/N: I got the idea 4 this chapter last week when my mom made "Shepherd's Pie" 4 dinner. Basically, u take all the leftovers from that week, put it in the food processor, then heat it up. It looks like vomit! It's not as bad as it looks, but it's still pretty gross.

Disclaimer: Do I look like George Lucas? George: Male, gray haired, bearded, wears glasses. Me: Female, tawny haired, hazel/green eyes (depending on the day. Don't ask why).

The next day, Leia was sick. Really sick. 101-degree-fever-&-puking sick! Han thought about last night and figured that he owed her one. He decided that he'd make dinner that night.

He walked into his and Leia's bed room to find her sweat-drenched, sitting on their bed watching a Holovid recording of Xena, Warrior Princess. She had Anakin on her lap and a puke bucket next to her. She looked up, smiled at Han, then disappeared into the puke bucket.

"Ya know, usually Ani spits up on you, not the other way around," he mused.

Leia surfaced and wiped off her mouth. "Revenge!" she cried out weakly. "I can't make dinner tonight. The Chinese take-out menu is on the counter."

"Nonsense," said Han. "We've had take-out every night this week! I thought I'd do you a favor and make dinner for the twins tonight."

"No, no. You shouldn't have to go to all that trouble," she said. What she meant was, "I like Jaina and Jacen! You don't wanna kill them!"

"I know. But I'll do it anyway! There's a recipe my mom taught me that I'd like to try out."

All the more reason to fear it. Leia thought.

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Han opened the fridge and took out all of the leftover take-out and pizza boxes. He emptied their contents into the food processor, then heated it up in the oven.

Back home on Corellia, his mom would do this and call it "Nerf-herder's Pie". Of course, back home, the leftovers were usually stuff like chicken and mashed potatoes, not Mongolian beef, pepperoni pizza, egg rolls, and unidentified mush.

Jaina and Jacen came bounding in to the kitchen from the living room, where they had been playing together.

"What's for dinner?" asked Jacen.

"Nerf-herder's Pie and hot-fudge sundaes for desert," said Han. He had thrown the bribe in there just in case. He had to admit it, he wasn't the galaxy's best cook.

"Gross!" said Jaina after Han had set down plates for her and Jacen. "This stuff looks like Mommy's puke!"

"Trust me, it's not," said Han, getting annoyed. It's one thing to know you're a bad cook, but it's worse having it pointed out by your kids.

"Did you mush up the pizza we had last night in here?" asked Jacen. "I see pepperonis! And are last week's egg rolls in here, too?"

"I think something in mine just moved!" Jaina exclaimed, poking her dinner with her fork.

"LOOK!" Han shouted. "IT'S HOT! IT'S NUTRICIOS! I'VE DONE MY JOB!" He sat back down and took a few deep breaths.

Jaina and Jacen blinked at their father's sudden outburst. There was silence until Jaina bravely took a bite.

"Hey!" she said. "It's not quite as bad as it looks! Just, try not to look at it while you're eating."

"You're right!" said Jacen, also taking a bite. "It just tastes like my mourning breath."

Han ran his fingers through his hair in an exasperated sort of way. "Did I mention how big the sundaes are gonna be?"

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Han walked into the bedroom and sat down next to Leia on the bed and started running his fingers thought her long chestnut hair. "How are you feeling?" he asked.

"Nauseous," she realied.

"I'm sorry," he said, hugging her.

"I feel like I'm gonna throw up, but I can," she complained.

Han kissed the top of her head. "Aww, poor Leia," he said, then added, "I made Nerf-herder's Pie for dinner tonight."

"I know," she said. "Could you open up a window in here or something?"

A/N 2: Will Han become a better cook? Will Jaina and Jacen stop making rude (but entirely true) remarks about dinner? Will Leia become successful in taking revenge against Anakin? Read & Review to find out! XOXOXOX