A/N: Sorry, sorry, sorry, SORRY I haven't updated in so long! Science fair is mandatory for Gifted classes and it's been MURDER! My parents were always nagging me, my cat ate the first part of the experiment, and I ran out of Carmel Vanilla coffee creamer! This is the first time in a week I've been on the Internet for longer than 5 minutes!

Disclaimer: I don't own Star Wars. I'm just borrowing the characters to help make people laugh until the fall out of their chair & break something! So in other words, I'm just trying 2 make the world a better place!

Time for another "Good News, Bad News" situation. The good news, Leia got better. The bad news, BECAUSE Leia got better, everyone came to see the new baby. And I mean EVERYONE! The normally spacious Solo apartment was packed with people from the former Rebel Alliance, Luke, Mara Jade, Lando, the ghosts of Yoda, Obi Wan, Anakin, Padme; Wedge, Biggs, and for some reason, Jar Jar.

Everyone was crowded around the new baby while Jaina and Jacen lurked in the corner. But the didn't mind being ignored. It gave them time to plot one of their many pranks. The latest one involved covering every couch cushion in the house with Silly String so people would sit in it (A/N: my little brother did this to me on Halloween. Trust me, u do NOT want to sit in Silly String! It's murder trying to get the stain out of the butt of your pants! ). Jaina was just about to sneak into her room to get her can of Silly String, when Jar Jar stopped to talk to her.

"So, how do yousa like Little Ani Solo?" he asked.

"Fine, I guess," said Jaina, edging for the door of her room. She was only six, but knew well enough not to start a prolonged conversation with the brain-dead Gungan.

"Yousa no scared?" he asked in shock.

"Why should I be scared of my baby brother? All he does is cry, eat, sleep, then repeat in that order," she commented.

"Well, in my mesa home planet, when yousa have a new baby, one of the other kids hasta die!"

Jaina's eyes widened with shock. "You're lying!" she shouted, making the people standing nearby jump.

"Nope. Is moi moi important tradition. Helps control the population. So," he said dropping his voice. "I'd be careful if mesa were yousa." He patted a stunned Jaina on the head and disappeared into the crowd.

Jaina stood there with her mouth open for a few minutes. As soon as she regained her senses, she went to find Jacen. The had a LOT to discuss…

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"That's not true!" said Jacen, trying to swallow the fear in his voice.

"It is so. When you have a new baby, one of the other kids had to die," said Jaina, shivering. "Jar Jar told me it's a tradition. One of us has to go."

"Which one?" asked Jacen.

Jaina thought for a moment, then a thought popped into her little evil head. "Well," she said, wickedly. "They only need ONE boy…"

A look of pure terror spread across Jacen's face. "NO!" he scearmed, then started ranting really fast. "IDON'TWANNADIE! I'MTOOYOUNG! I-" A thought came to him. "Maybe I don't have to die. What if we take him out first?"

"I like the way you think," said Jaina. The J Bombs put their evil little heads together and started plotting.

A/N2: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I AM THE EVIL MASTER OF CLIFFIES! Read & Review! XOXOXOXOXOXOXOX