A/N: Last night was laser tag/bowling night with my youth group. It was pretty fun! We didn't get back 2 the church until about 1 AM, and then we watched Zoolander, which is now my new favorite comedy. We stayed up until 3 AM and now I'm too tired 2 function right, so I'm just gonna glue myself to my computer and give you guys the next chapter!

Disclaimer: Ok, if I owned Star Wars, do u really think I'd be wasting my time on Fan I didn't think so.

"I have a idea!" Jaina exclaimed after 2 days of unsuccessful plotting.

"Spill!" said Jacen

"Way back then, in this place called Salem, when they didn't like someone, they called them a witch and had them tested."

"How did they test them?"

"I think they burned them at the stake," said Jaina

"Why would they do that?" asked Jacen.

"Because if they lived, that would mean they WERE a witch, DUH!" said Jaina as if it were the most obvious thing in the galaxy.

"Makes sense to me!" said Jacen. "But were are we going to get stakes?"

"Hmm…" Jaina thought for a moment. "Didn't we have steaks for dinner last night?"

"Yeah!" said Jacen. "We could tie Ani to the leftovers!"

"Exactly!" said Jaina. "I'll go get the steaks!"

"And I'll go get Ani and a lighter!" said Jacen.

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Han walked into the baby's room to get Anakin. They were out of food (what else is new?) and Leia wanted Han to take Anakin with him to the grocery store to "get him some fresh air." Normally, Han would have argued back that it wasn't like there isn't air inside, but he knew that Leia had been up most of the night with her Datapads, and when that happens, she gets kinda testy.

But when he got in the room, Anakin wasn't in there. Han figured Leia must have taken him to feed him or something.

He found her in the kitchen, looking over Datapads (surprise, surprise). "Hey, Honey. Do you know where Ani is?" he asked.

"In his room. I just put him down for a nap," she replied without looking up.

"Well, he's not there."

Leia looked up, confused. "What do you mean he's not in there? I just put him there 10 minutes ago."

"I'm telling ya. He's not there."

Leia got up and crossed the living room, but stopped dead in her tracks when she saw what going on. Jaina and Jacen were in the corner trying to turn on a lighter, while a screaming Anakin was tied to last night's steaks,

"WHAT THE SITH'S HELL IS GOING ON?" she shouted, snatching the lighter with the Force and untying Anakin.

"Language, Mommy," Jaina said in her sweetest-little-girl-in-the-galaxy voice.

"We're playing Salem Witch Trials," said Jacen. "Ani's the witch, I'm the witch hunter, and Jaina's the persecutor"

"Don't you mean prosecutor?" asked Leia.

"Nope," said Jacen.

Leia had heard enough. "Han!" she shouted. "It's time for an intervention!"

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Two hours later, Jaina and Jacen were sitting on the couch, facing Han and Leia, who were on the opposite couch.

"Kids, why do you hate Ani?" asked Han.

"We don't hate him. We just wanna play with him," said Jacen.

"Especially his head," Jaina added.

Leia thought for a moment. What were some of the reasons kids seemed to hate their siblings? "Do you think we love Ani more than we love you two?"

"Yes," the J Bombs answered in unison.

"Why?" asked Han.

"Because when you have a new baby, one of the other kids has to die," said Jacen.

Han jumped. Leia nearly dropped Anakin. "WHO TOLD YOU THAT!" they yelled in shock.

"Jar Jar," said Jaina. "He said that it's a tradition."

"Kids, you should know by now to never listen to Jar Jar. Jar jar is a brainless idiot that doesn't know what he's talking about."

"You mean, we don't have to die?" asked Jacen.

"Nope," said Han. "But you're both grounded for trying to kill your brother."

"Ok," said Jaina and Jacen.

"And one more thing," said Leia as they were leaving.

"What's that?" asked Jaina.

"Ani's not a witch."

"Are you sure?" asked Jacen

These kids are something else! Leia thought. "Positive. Now, c'mon. Let's get ready for bed."

(Wiggles fingers mysteriously) You will read & review. You will read & review. You will read & review. And be patient for the next chapter and later, the Easter Special. XOXOXOXOXOXOXOX