Me ; Hey guys! I got some fun dares so yea I need more dares! So all of you there out in fan that are reading this...I NEED MORE DARES!!!!! Well lets begin!
Inu ; Why are we here?
Me ; Because people love to torcher you guys and kill Kikyou! Anyway I have a guest star! Sweetpea12767 please come out!
Sweetpea ; *comes out of random red curtan* Hello my friends! I am so happy to be here! And thank you Izumi for letting me be on the show!
Me ; your welcom and here is my second guest! Please come out Lady Kagome Of The North01!
Lady Kagome ; Hey guys! Whats going on?!
Inu ; Who are you?
Sweetpea ; we here to torcher you, do some crack, and kill kikyou!
Me ; HELLZ YEA! High five! *high five Sweetpea and Lady Kagome* Yea son!
Inu ; Ummm could we get tis shit over with?
Me ; yea ok first dare from...Kagome747
DARE ; k... oh yeah hey inu-baka and fluffy-kun. how does it feel to know the cousin you hated is watching you get humiliated, inu-baka? and fluffy-kun i won't do any mean dares to you i luv you fluffy-kun you raised me when my father died and made me a proper ruler for the eastern lands any way *evil smirk* time for the dare
fluffy-kun,dance an Irish jig
*smirks evilly* inu-baka you have to answer this question who do you choose between the dead ** or the kind loving miko who's like a sister to me?
miroku,no pervy-ness of 6 chapters and you have to go to Victoria secret with a lot of hooker but can't do anything perverted
sango,you can destroy miroku if you want
kagome,admit your feeling for inu-baka
Me ; OMG!!!!! You are my mates Sister?! Kewl I have a sister in law! :D! Ok well lets get on with this! Oh and I like Mirokus dare!
Inu ; I HAVE A SISTER?
Kagome747 ; yes Inu-baka now do the dare!
Inu ; Ok ok ok! ;lets go! Kagome I....I...I love you!
Kagz ; OMG! I LOVE YOU TO!!!! *make out with Inu*
Me ; O.o ok...well Sesshoumaru dear you have to do some dance and humiliate yourself. I still love you!
Sesshoumaru ; If you where NOT my sister I would kill you
Me ; Na I'll stop you first then spray you with the water bottle.
Sesshy ; NOOO SORRY SORRY! now I have to dance *does the Irish Jig* NOOOO!!!
Me ; Now Miroku you have to be non perv! *zap him into a non perv and into victoria secret with a bunch of sluts, whores and hookers*
Miroku in store ; Ohh why are you ladys here? Why am I here? Why are you taking off your shirts?.....HELP IM GOING TO GET RAPED! SANGO DEAR HELP ME!!!!
Me ; Ku ku ku ku! That was fun!. ok now next dare! from jazzyinuluvsesshyxxoo
DARE ; Yay!
I have yet another few dares.
I dare Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru to verse Kagome in a video game (Kaggy wins of course but Inu beats sesshy...I want to see his ego against Inu deflate a bit *giggles*).
I dare Naraku to eat a whole bowl of curry with very small chillis in it (the smaller the hotter *evil laugh*), and then he has to fart in Kinky-ho's face! XD
I dare for Sango and Miroku to do a roleplay of World War 2 and Naraku's in it too, he's Hitler XD
Well that's all for now, have fun!
Ja ne!
Jazzy xoxo /'.'\
Me ; Ok lets play! Hmmm which game shall it be? How about Dance Dance Revolution! Begin!
Kagz Inu and Sesshou ; Lets play! *puts out mats and dances*
Kagz ; I WON!!!
Inu ; 2nd place isnt that bad but I cant belive a girl beat me?
Sesshy ; Imma kill you!
Me ; *spray Sesshy with water bottle* Bad boy! Say sorry! It was just a game
Sesshy ; Sorry Inuyasha I wont kill you...yet *evil smirk*
Me ; ok next dare Naraku eat this
Naraku ; what is it
Me ; its food now EAT IT! *shoves bowl in his mouth
Naraku ; AHHH IT BURNSSSSSSSSSSSSSS GET IT OUT OUT OUT *drinks a cup of something yellow* Ahhh what was that
Inu ; ummm its a month old urine sample *inu blushes and scraches his head*
Naraku ; AAAHHHHHH *kills himself* X_X then comes back to life, farts in Kikyous face, she dies and then he dies again.
Me ; ok hahah next Sango Miroku go
World war 3 :D *to lazy to write it*
Me ; Ok well next! do you want to read it Sweetpea?
Sweetpea ; HELLZ YEA! Ok next dare is from Trakrat
DARE ; omg, that was so fricking hilarious! im crying from laughing so hard! omg, please update soon! i'll update mine, you update yours!!
I dare Seshy to take Shippo to his first bar, then a strip club, then Sango has to take Rin a birthing class (since her and miroku had 30 kids)
I also dare Inuyasha to take Kouga to Hooters, but they find out Kikyo works there, so they kill her (be creative with that part)
Also, Kikyo (just bc i hate her) has to do it with every president and die the same way they did!
Random, I know! rofl!
Me ; Well shippo Sesshy go to da bar! Oh and Sesshoumaru Tashio If you get it on with some other girl I am going to castrate you!
Sesshou ; Yes mate, I only love you!
Me ; YAY *make out with my mate*
Shippo ; I have a contract agenst the whole bar thing *takes out paper*
Me ; *read papers* This is not a contract! Its a cross word puzzle!
Shippo ; Damn it I thought it would work!
Me ; Shippo wach tour mouth! Oh and you guys dont have a contract! *poof them to striper bar* Ok now Sango and Rin has to go to a birthing class....umm Poof?
Sango ; Ok lets go Rin!
Me ; Ok Koga and Inu *poof*
Inu and Koga ; *in hooters* WTH KIKYOU!
Kikyou ; Oh crap!
Inu ; Koga lets get her! *chase Kikyou around with a bucher knife* DIE BITCH!
Koga ; *chase after Kikyou with a whip* LETS GET HER!
SENSERD FOR VIOLENCE
Me ; Ok now a dare from Sweetpea!
Sweetpea ; ok this is what a wrote
DARE ; OMG! lol that was some funny ** **! lol *excuse my lauguage* lol hm I dare Sango to be a pervert to Miroku... Kagome has to tell Miroku what ** is... (sry lol top of my head stuff* and Inuyasha has to talk like an english, intellegent, gentleman the rest of the chappie! :P HAVE FUN! OH! and Seshy has to mate w/ his wife... (u) lol :)
Me ; I love the end! :D
Sweetpea ; Your welcom :D
Me ; thanx! Oh and wh have to get Lady Kagomes mate! Ok now Sango *zap Sango*
Sango ; Hey Miroku....Will you be the father of my child? *Rubs his ass* Auhhh what a lovely ass you have my love
Miroku ; Thank you Sweetpea!!!!!!!
Me ; yea you are a wonderful person! Ok now Kagome
Kagz ; MIROKU YOUR SUCH AN ***!!!!!!!!!!! was that good?
Me and sweetpea ; yea
Me ; Ok Inuyasha well we have to cut the time short cuz we will son have some dares with cussin or something so lets do this fro 5 minuts. *zap Inu*
Inu ; Well Kagome dear lets go to the ball thet my dear big brother Sesshoumaru is hosting
Kagome ; Sure *grabs Inus arm and leaves.*
Me ; I love this part :D Sesshy-kun come here you big sexy sex god!
Sesshy ; well umm im turned on so LETS GO! Oh let me get some wine or something cuz I wanna get drunk! :D
Me ; I'll be in the room.
Sesshy ; *grabes 3 bottles and runs to room* Hears noises O.O
Lady Kagome ; Ok guys well I have a dare from Izumi so this is for me
DARE ; Lady Kagome you have to mate your mate Yanaromaru! I bet you guys forgot about him! He was just back stage waiting for the write moment! Now Lady Kagome you have to mate him, bare his child, fuck him or whatever you call it :D
Lady Kagome ; O.O Ok well Imma go fuck my mate rite now :D OH YANAROMARU *runs back stage* Hears noises
Sweetpea ; im all alone :( well mabe I should join Izumi and Sesshoumaru
