Me ; Hey guys! I love ALL the dares! ;D oh and I allow the sex/rape or anything what so ever! So any dare is fun! :D so....yea Imma poof my buddies and test subjecs! *poof said pplz in the studio) TA DA! (oh yea My demon form can get smaller or bigger and its a black pombaranian with cobolt blue eyes and a small pink noes)
Sweetpea ; WOOOOO- Ummmm hi *scraches head* well im here now so hey peoples! Wuz up!
Lady Kagome ; Hi whats up people! Nice to be here!
Inu ; WHAT THE He-
Kagz ; SIT! Inuyasha there are kids here!
Kids ; YEA!
Me ; OK OK lets begin! Kagz read the letter!
Kagz ; Ok this is from Kagome747
DARE ; lol ha ha guess what inu-baka, i'm back *smiles and shows off fangs that are incredibly long even for a demon* and got even worse dares
i dare inuyasha to go into a room full of kagome look alikes ang guess which one's the real one (but she's isn't really in there but he think she is)and if he get it wrong he has to go in a room full of stripper inuyasha fan girls and not come out for 3 hours
i dare fluffy-kun to take rin,kohaku and shippo to the amusement park but he has fun there to because it's Disney world and it bring out the 500 year old puppy in him
i dare sango to go skating with tony hawk and accidentally tell him he's sexy-licous (my sister's idea)
and i dare miroku to marry sango the get raped by kagura
i dare kagura to rape every guy but fluffy
i dare kagome to kill kagura after she rapes inuyasha
i dare kikyo to fall in love with bakotsu and he loves her back and the get married and live hapilly ever after(she's kagome so if you hate her you hate kagome and kikyo is almost as cool as kagome is)
i dare izumi to find out she's pregnant with fluffy-kun's baby
and name it after his mother because it's a girl
i dare inuyasha to mate kagome and if he hurts her I'LL RIP HIS BALLS OFF
Kagz ; YEA POWER TO THE KAGOMES!!!!
Everyone ; O.O
Me ; Kagome WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?
Kagz ; huuu power to the Kagomes?
Me ; stop doing that!
Kagz ; Ok Ok back off!
Me ; Good lets start! *zaps Inu is a room full of fake Kagomes*
Inu ; AHHHHH Hey Kagome...
All Kagomes ; Yes Inu baby
Inu ; O.O Ummm where is the real Kagome?
All Kagomes ; We are!
Inu ; Ummm Thats the real Kagome
The picked Kagome ; NOPE sorry go in that door to see the REAL Kagome
Inu ; *Walks into room and hears a click* hey...Kagome...why am I in a bar? Whats with the stage with poles? Ummm who are they
Stripers ; Hey ! Wel love you and are here to give you a gift of love!
Inu ; Ok well I want some ramen!
Stripers ; We have more than ramen!
Inu ; ummm 2 ramens?
Stripers ; No stlly! We have our boddies! *starts striping and gives lap dances to Inu*
Inu ; AHHHH KAGOME HELP ME!!
Me : ok well on with the dare! LETS GO TO DISENY WORLD :D *starts laughing manicly* KUKUKUKUKUKU
Sweetpea ; LETS GO!
Me ; *cross dresses* READY!
Sweetpea ; *cross dresses to* LETS GO!
Lady Kagome ; Guys its only the kids and Fluffy! So you have to stay.
Me ; *turnes into demon form and made myself smaller (bout the size of your hand and looks like a pombaranian), and puppy dog eyes my sista in law* Pweez!
Lady Kagome ; AWWW SO CUTE! Ok you can go! *kisses me on the noes*
Me ; *Lick Lady Kagomes hand and jumps off her hand and turn inot humanoid form* Ok thanks! LETS GO! *evil glint in cobolt blue eyes, grabbes everyones arm and goes*
Lady Kagome ; Well I will have to do this wile Lady Izumi is gone. Well lets continue! Sango! Go skate! *gives Sango skate bored*
Sango ; YEA SON! *grabes bored and runs to skate park*
IN SKATE PARK *skating with Tony Hawk....
Sango just finished on the half pipe and drinks some orange juice (she gets drunk! Dont ask how but she is!) Aww Towneey Hawkkss yourss Your sexy-licous! Will you bezz da fatherthsz of mi childrentzz" Sango said drunkily. Tony stares at her " O.O " and runs for his life. "Waits comes backts tos mi!!!!" Sango fallows him
END SKATE PARK
Me ; IM BACK! AND I GOTS GIFTS!!!!!!!! *passes gift bag around* HO HO HOE MARY CHRISMAS!
Kikyou ; What did you just call me?
Me ; a hoe? well lets go to the next dare part! Now Miroku! (gosh wat a effin long dare!)
Miroku ; yes Lady Izumi?
Me ; here Miroku! *gives Him a ring*
Miroku ; :D THANK YOU! *goes marry Sango* yay now my 30 kids! Lets go to Disney World! :D *than gets raped* NOOO MY PURITY!
Me ; yea ok now.... umm O.O! Kagome go kill Kagura for raping your man!
Kagome ; *head blows up and a bunch of poket sized Kagomes kill Kagura and then morf into the big 1) OK :D
Me ; what the hell was that?
Kagome ; idk...lets get on with the wonderful dare!
Me ; D: Ok fine I have to make Kikyou happy (man I dont want to do this but I have to! :'(....umm ok)
Kiky ; FINALY SOMEONE LIKES ME!
Me ; Yea Kiky sometimes your not that bad but to like you, you have to be nice and not cold!
Kiky ; ok....mabe....well OHHH LOOK HOTNESS *stares at Bakotsu and drools* Omg your hot lets get married!
Bak ; YEA! *gets married, has children and lives happily ever after*
Me ; yea yea ok wever lets go! wait....ummm *puts hand on belly* OMG FLUFFY KINS!
Fluffy ; yes my love?
Me ; IM HAVING PUPPIES! :D
Fluffy ; *spits out random water* OMG IMMA BE A FATHER! :D YEA *does happy dance*
Me ; *Goes to hospital, has twin pups, the pups are both twin girls) The older is Sakura and the younger is Trinity :D
Fluffy ; *crys of happieness* My pups....I love you Sakura and Trinity.... :D
Me ; Inu....Oh hes in the stripper room *zaps him out* INU-CHAN! Your an Uncle! :D
Inu ; OMG! YAY IM AN UNCLE! :D
WHOLE HAPPY FEST! (Sakura has silver hair with black strands of hair, and blue eyes and a black fox like tail (like mine) Trinity has black hair with silver strands with honey eyes and a silver red fox like tail)
Me ; Ok well thats over! (man long ass dare! Gosh that was LONG!) Any way next dare is from...SWEETPEA!!!!! Sweetpea go read your dare :D
Sweetpea ; OK :D! Wait only if we go to the candy store!
Me ; Ok now read!
Sweetpea ; Ok
DARE ; hahahaha that was SOME FUNNY **!!! lol :P uhhhh it wont let me reveiw, so here are my dares, OK! funny uhhh...... I dare Koga to wear a rosary, and Kagome can sit him when ever she wants to. uhhhh Koga has to flirt with her..... Naraku has to kid-nap kags, Inuyasha saves her, they make out.... uhhhhh...... seshy has to confess his un-dieing love 2 u (izumi) uhhhh sango and miroku have to be perverted to eachother, resulting in some X-rated stuff happening... O.O uhhhhhh and well, if i get more dares, then ill post em :P hahhaha :)
Me ; YAY! dats why you are in my list of top 5 best friends :D *gives Sweetpea a cookie*
Sweetpea ; YAY *takes cookie, munch munch* HAHAHAHA
Me ; Ok on with the dare :D Here Kagome! *gives rosary to Kagerz*
Kagz ; *takes rosary and puts it on Koga*
Koga ; MY WOMAN MY WOMAN MUST BARE ME A CHILD! KAGOME I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kagz ; DOWN YOU BITCH!
Me\Lady Kagome ; HEY! We are bitches! We are Female Inu Youkai! D:
Koga ; HEY!
Kagz ; Oh sorry!
Me ; Its K! Ok well now Naraku!
Naraku ; Hey pplz! Now Kagome you shall be my mate! *takes Kagome*
Kagz ; INUYASHA HELP ME!
Inu ; *comes to the rescue dressed like Super Man (I dont own Super Man...) and saves Kagerz* Kagome my mate lets make out
Both ; *makes out wile making pleasure noises* Hmmmm mmmm and such...
Me ; .....Ok well on with the dare....I LOVE THIS PART! SESSHOU-CHAN!
Sesshou ; Oh Izo-chan I love you *gets on knee and holds my hands* I love you so much. You, Sakura and Trinity are to only things in life that I have a reason to live! I love you so much I will die for you!
Me ; NO! If you die I will kill myself then the pups will be alone! I love you so much! I would die for you too!
Sesshou ; If you die I will never forgive myself! Lets go make love! *grabs Izumi and runes to bed room* Hears noises ;D
Sweetpea ; aww dat was cute!....Man I need a mate! :'( Im all alone!
Lady Kagome ; *making out with Yana* wait...wat? Oh yea Sweetpea needs a mate! Anyone? Well ok Imma keep making out now *keeps making out*
Sweetpea ; Well ok next dare is from Trakrat
DARE ; poor sweetpea, all alone!! lol. I got a dare...
Sesshomaru and Inuyasha have to sing blame it together, and Kagome has to sing hollaback girl. :D
Inu and Sesshy ; (Sesshy) Inu
Blame it on the Goose (goose)
Got you feeling loose (loose)
Blame it on Petron ('tron)
Got you in the zone (zone)
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
Blame it on the alcohol (fades)
Ay, She say she usually don't
But I know that she front
Cause shawty know what she want
But she don't wanna seem like she easy
I hear you saying what ya won't do
But you know we probably gon do
What you been fening deep inside
Don't lie now
Girl, What ya drinking
Gone let it sink in
Here for the weekend
Thinking, we can
See what we can be if we press fast foward
Just one more round
If you're down, I'm for it
Fill another cup up
Feeling on your butt-What?
You don't even care now
I was unaware
How fine you was before my buzz set in
(My buzz set in)
Blame it on the Goose (goose)
Got you feeling loose (loose)
Blame it on Petron ('tron)
Got you in the zone (zone)
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
Blame it on the Vodka
Blame it on the Henny
Blame it on the Blue Tap
Gotcha feeling dizzy
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
Blame it on the alcohol (fades)
Oooh, see?
She spilled some drink on me
And now I'm knowing she's tipsy
She put her body on me
And she keep staring me right in my eyes
No telling what I'm gone do
Baby, I would rather show you
What you been missing in your life
When I get inside
Girl, What ya drinking
Gone let it sink in
Here for the weekend
Thinking, we can
See what we can be if we press fast foward
Just one more round
If you're down, I'm for it
Fill another cup up
Feeling on your butt-What?
You don't even care now
I was unaware
How fine you was before my buzz set in
(My buzz set in)
Blame it on the Goose (goose)
Got you feeling loose (loose)
Blame it on Petron ('tron)
Got you in the zone (zone)
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
Blame it on the Vodka
Blame it on the Henny
Blame it on the Blue Tap
Gotcha feeling dizzy
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
Blame it on the alcohol (fades)
Girl I know you feel good
Just like you look
Couple more shots
You open up like a book
I ain't tripping
(Cause I'mma read ya)
Shawty, I ain't tripping
(I just wanna please ya)
I'm ma take a shot of *Nuvo
Shawty didn't you know
It's going down
And we can go and kick it like Judo
You know what I mean
Shawty got drunk, thought it all was a dream
So I made her say, "Ah, Ah, Ah"
Now she got her hands on my legs
Got my seats all wet in my ride
All over my ride
She look me dead in the eye (eye, eye)
Then my pants got bigger
She already knew what the figure
Had her looking at her boyfriend
Like xxxxx that Nigga"
Blame it on the juice
Got you feeling loose
Blame it on Petron
Got you in the zone (zone)
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
Blame it on the Vodka
Blame it on the Henny
Blame it on the Blue Tap
Gotcha feeling dizzy
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
Blame it on the alcohol (fades)
Now to the Ballers popping bottles
With their Henny in they cups
Screaming "Money ain't a thing"
And if it ain't, throw it up
In the sky, Hold your drinks up high
And to the independent Ballers
Who can buy they own bottles
And if you looking like a model
When them broke fellas holla
Tell them bye
And hold ya drinks up high
You can...
Blame it on the Goose (goose)
Got you feeling loose (loose)
Blame it on Petron ('tron)
Got you in the zone (zone)
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
Blame it on the Vodka
Blame it on the Henny
Blame it on the Blue Tap
Gotcha feeling dizzy
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
Blame it on the alcohol (fades)
Me ; O.O Ok well Kagz sing da song!
Kagome ;
Uh huh, this my shit
All the girls stomp your feet like this
A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
[2x]
Oooh, this my Shit , this my Shit [4x]
I heard that you were talking shit
And you didn't think that I would hear it
People hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired up
So I'm ready to attack, gonna lead the pack
Gonna get a touchdown, gonna take you out
That's right, put your pom-poms down, getting everybody fired up
A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
[2x]
Oooh, this my Shit , this my Shit [4x]
So that's right dude, meet me at the bleachers
No principals, no student-teachers
Both of us want to be the winner, but there can only be one
So I'm gonna fight, gonna give it my all
Gonna make you fall, gonna sock it to you
That's right, I'm the last one standing, another one bites the dust
A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
[2x]
Oooh, this my Shit , this my Shit 4x]
Let me hear you say, this shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
this shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
Again, this shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
This shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
[2x]
Oooh, this my Shit , this my Shit [4x]
Me ; ok with the singing! .
Lady Kagome ; Ok next dare is from.. animeangle088
DARE ; inuyasha has to obey sess
Me ; Ok well Sessh! go tell Inu to do something!
Sesshy ; Go hump a tree! They get me some eggos...hmm oh then do Kagz!
Me ; Oh an Inu I want some eggos to! With syrup and powderd sugar!
Sessh ; get her that!
Inu ; *runs to get eggos, comes back with 2 plates , goves them to Sessou ang left the studio. Humps a tree and then Kagz.* OK IM DONE!
Me ; good job dude! *wile eating egos* mmmm tosted with a scoop of ice cream....just how I like it! *gives Inu hundreds of $) go slave! Spend your cash! Well guys That was the last dare! See you next time!
Warning ; I DONT OWN CRAP! Oh and I own Sakura and Trinity!