A/N: Well, my first week back at school wasn't as horrible as it could have been. The first day started out pretty bad. I got on the wrong bus, I got lost each time there was a period change (our school just moved into a new building so EVERYBODY is having trouble finding their classes), and my Earth Science teacher talks to us like we're 5 or something. But other than that, it's been ok. I got the gifted classes I signed up for, and I like 7 out of 8 of my teachers.

I remember a time in preschool, there was a girl in my class who I didn't know very well, so whenever I talked about her, I'd call her the Golden-haired Girl. But when I finally found out what her name was, it turned out that it was the same as mine (I have an annoyingly common name, though everyone here on Fan Fiction knows me as Master Evenstar). I still don't know her very well, but it inspired this chapter.

May the Force be with you,

Master Evenstar

Disclaimer: Any character you recognize belongs to George Lucas. Any questions?

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It was about mid-morning on Coruscant. It was a week after the chicken pox fiasco and the Solo twins were cured and ready to go to school. Well, except for one of them.

"Don't make me go!" cried Jaina.

"But you love 1st grade!" said Leia, as C3PO helped Jaina with her backpack. "You were telling us just last night how great it was!"

"I know," said Jaina. "But I'm afraid of the Golden-haired Girl!"

"Who's the 'Golden-haired Girl'?" asked Han from the kitchen table.

"She's a mean girl in my class," she replied. "She takes my lunch money, pulls my padawon braid, and calls me names like 'Flying Solo' and 'Padawon Breath'."

"Oh, dear!" said C3PO. "She sounds dreadful! I sure hope I never have to meet her!"

"Somehow I doubt that will ever be a problem," Han muttered under his breath.

"And worst of all," Jaina went on, as if she hadn't been interrupted. "She has long, scary golden hair!"

"Long, golden hair is scary?" Han asked Leia skeptically.

"You're asking a brunette?" asked Leia, smirking

Han rolled his eyes. 'Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.' He thought.

"But Jaina, you can't stop going to school just because the Golden-haired Girl is mean to you," said Leia, turning serious.

"Yeah. You've gotta stand up to bullies," Han agreed.

"Daddy's right. There's only one way to deal with a bully, whether they're a girl, boy, or different species."

"How's that?" asked Jaina.

"Tell the teacher," said Leia.

"Punch her lights out," said Han at the same time.

Leia gave Han a dirty look. "You can't tell Jaina to hit another kid!" she yelled angrily.

"Why not?" asked Han. "She's got to stand up to bullies somehow."

"But not with aggression!" she shouted. "The New Republic Senate and the Jedi have learned to resolve conflicts nonviolently. Why can't smugglers?"

"Okay then. How do you propose she handles the Golden-haired Girl?" asked Han, trying his best to sound senatorial.

"With dialogue," Leia answered.

"What's dialogue?" Jaina asked. "Do I hit her with it or throw it at her?"

"She takes after you, ya know," Leia muttered to an before turning to Jaina. "Dialogue is when you talk out your problems instead of hurting people. It's how Mommy solves problems in the Senate."

"But Mommy, the Golden-haired Girl and I are like the Old Republic and the Separatists during the Clone Wars, and when they tried using dialogue, the Empire took over."

"Now who does she take after?" asked Han with a smirk.

Leia shot him one of her famous you'd-better-watch-it looks ™. Then she said to Jaina, "Remember what Aunt Mara says about Jedi trusting in the Force to guide and never giving up?"

"Yeah," said Jaina slowly.

"Well, this is one of those times where you have to trust in the Force."

"Okay Mommy," said Jaina. "I'll go wait in the speeder."

"When did you get all philosophical?" asked Han when Jaina had left the apartment.

"Luke gave me almost the exact same speech a couple of years ago."

"Yeah, that seems like something Luke would say."

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"Have a great day!" said Leia as she dropped Jaina and Jacen off I their classroom. But Jaina clung to Leia's leg.

"Don't leave me!" she cried. "I know I' supposed to trust in the Force, but I'm still scared of the Golden-haired Girl!"

"For goodness sake, Jaina! She's a kid your age! How bad could she be?"

Just then, a thuggish looking girl with waist-length blonde hair stomped over to Leia and Jaina with a smirk on her face. "Good morning, Stupid," she said.

"Hey! Don't take to my daughter that way!" Leia shouted.

"I wasn't," said the Golden-haired Girl, walking away.

"SEE!" said Jaina.

"Why you little," Leia growled, catching up with the Golden-haired Girl. "Young lady, what's your name?"

"She's the Golden-haired Girl," Jaina whispered.

"I know, Sweetie, but she must have a name to go with her, ahem, charming personality," said Leia turning to the Golden-haired Girl. "So, what is it? Bellatrix? Cruella? Morgan le Fay?"

"No," said the girl. "It's Jaina."

Leia and Jaina (Solo) both gasped.

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"I can't believe there's another Jaina in the Twins' class! And the class bully at that!" said Leia as she was telling Han what happened. "I mean, I always though Jaina was such a unique name! I thought it was her! But now it just seems so common."

"Well, maybe we should start calling her by her middle name," Han suggested.

Leia looked up at him. "Oh yeah." She replied sarcastically. "We'll start calling her Leia. I'll bet nobody's thought of that. I don't anybody named Leia."

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