Again, randomness from my mind.
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we, oooh, a fish!" Nappa grinned and pulled it out of the water, before eating it whole. At least it kept him quiet for a few moments. "Ahh... Good stuff... Are we there yet?"
"No." Tazuna was seriously beginning to question if he should've taken the first team he could get.
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we, ooh! A bunny!" Nappa grabbed the rabbit and squeezed it hard. "And I'll hug him, and pet him and call him George."
"Uh..."
"Quiet! Petting George time."
"...It's kinda purple." Kuwabara pointed out, before blinking. "Hey, guys, what sounds like a helicopter propeller and can't fly?"
"I dunno, gay Vegeta."
"I'm not gay!" Kuwabara yelled at Nappa and stepped in front of him, which probably saved his life as a giant sword flew right through where he was a moment ago. "YEEESH! Alright, seriously, who throws a giant sword like that? You could have hurt someone!"
"Damn, I missed..." A large man muttered as he landed on the handle of the sword.
"Momochi Zabuza..." Kakashi muttered, at last, something he could do. "Stay back, he's dangerous."
"Hey, Kuwabara, what's your senses say about his power level?" Nappa asked and threw the rabbit away.
"Let's see...." Kuwabara looked at the Ninja. His eyes widened. "It's over a hundred!"
"What one hundred?" Nappa blinked. "Wait, that's not so bad."
"Yeah, kick his ass."
"Yay!"
The first thing Zabuza had done was swing his sword at the large bald guy that was charging him. He found that it didn't work out too well, considering that his sword didn't even break the big guy's skin.
"Ah ah ah! You're doing it wrong!" Nappa said as he took the sword from his opponent. "You're supposed to go "my name is Nappa! And there is nothing my giant sword cannot cut!" And then SWING it!" He yelled while slamming the sword down, causing Zabuza to dodge out of the way. The missing nin's eyes (as well as most of the people there) widened comically as he saw the fifty foot trench that appeared from nowhere, and his sword was...
"Where's my sword?"
"Ooops! Didn't have a good grip on it!" Nappa smirked and pointed down.
"Too bad you didn't have a good grip on that sword! Sometimes mine slips from my hand unless I have a good strong grip too."
Nappa grumbled and nodded. "Yeah, I know, oh well."
"Water Clone Jutsu!"
"Hey! Kakashi! I just can't... Believe it!"
Everyone groaned from that. "That doesn't even fit!" Kakashi groaned, rubbing his head, why did the big guy make his head hurt so much?
Zabuza jumped back and started running through a bunch of hand signs while on the water, at least his water clones could keep the idiot busy. "Water Dragon Jutsu!" he screamed, a torrent of water in the shape of a Dragon rushed towards the land.
"My VOICE gives me super strength!" Tristan yelled as he pulled a tree out of the ground and THREW it into the water attack, causing it to fall apart.
"Holy shit! It really does!" Tazuna stared, wide-eyed, what the hell were these kids capable of?
"Sword, get long!" Kuwabara yelled as his mighty sword expanded, before exploding and spraying out towards the enemy ninja too fast for him to react.
...Or maybe it was because he was throwing up from the mental images.
One of the two.
Nappa groaned as he saw the enemy get pinned to a tree. "Aww... no more fun." He blinked as a bunch of needles hit Zabuza in various points, causing him to slump. "You killed the ninja! You bastard!"
"Forgive me for interfering, I have to say that..."
"OOOH! A Pokemon! I'm gunna catch it!" Nappa grinned, causing the masked person to sweat drop at the grin, especially as a red and white ball appeared in Nappa's hands. "Go Pokeball!"
The masked stranger jumped down, slashed through Kuwabara's sword, causing it to fall limply to the ground, before grabbing Zabuza and disappearing.
"Aww... I hate it when they use Teleport." Nappa groaned.