A/N: I am so sorry I haven't updated this story in so long!! I'm even more sorry that I didn't post the Thanksgiving special I promised. I haven't done much work with this story, so I'm going to make it up to you guys with the Christmas chapter.
Review Replies (for those of you that don't read my other fics, this is how I reply to reviews now. If you don't remember what you said, this will be REALLY confusing):
Jaina Skylar: (Imitates Yoda): Glad you like it, I am!
Princess Zelda Skywalker: Randomness is my friend
Padmedelacour: Thanks! Uh, to tell you the truth, I really don't remember that person very much at all. I just remember that we had the same name. I'll bring Chewie in for this chapter.
Kagome-chan88: Thanks! I have a look similar to Leia's. It's called my Evil Eye™.
Addicted 2 Star Wars: Yeah, little kids' imaginations can really surprise you sometimes.
Something Indiscript: Thanks! I promise I'll update soon and more often!
Rockyrelay: See reply to Something Indiscript.
Ledagirl321: Yeah. Glad you like it!
Leia Michaela: Yay! Glad I can make you laugh! That's my goal as a humor writer. As a matter of fact, I'm thinking about resurrecting the other Jaina in a later chapter. Keep your eyes pealed.
Micki Skye: Aww! That's so sweet!! I hope that my absence from this story hasn't caused you to turn to the Dark Side! Or if you already have, I hope this chapter turns you back.
Jedi Master Kitty: Yay! Glad you still like it! Hope you keep reviewing!
Dream-Cat-369: I promise Chewie won't rip your arms off if you keep reviewing!
Sarah: I have multiple reviews from you to reply to. In order: 1. Yeah, I'm thinking about lowering the rating. 2. I don't know. When did I mention Wedge? I'll have to read back over my stuff. 3. Yeah, I've always liked Jaina more than Jacen. And 4. Don't worry. I won't send Chewie after you.
Savy: Chewie's on my side now! But don't worry; he listens to family. Yes, Morgan le Fay is one of my main heroes, but my parents said I have to pick either green contacts or purple. Glad you like the fic! ;)
Whew! That was a lot! I guess reviews really pile up when you ignore a fic for 4 months! On with the chapter!
MTFBWYA!!
Master Evenstar
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T'was the night before Christmas, which meant that none of the Solo kids were ready for bed. So, as usual, it was about 2200 hours and all of the Solos plus Chewie were squeezed together on the couch in the living room to listen to Han read "The Night Before Christmas".
Han cleared his throat and began,
"T'was the night before Christmas
And all across the turf
Not a creature was stirring
Not even a nerf
The stockings—"
"Wait!" Jacen interrupted, jumping off the couch and sprinting to his bedroom.
"What's wrong?" asked Leia.
Jacen returned with a stuffed Ewok under his arm. "Wicket Jr. wants to hear the story too," he explained. "Could you start over for him?"
"Fine," Han sighed.
"T'was the night before Christmas
And all across the turf
Not a creature was stirring
Not even a nerf—"
"What's that smell?" asked Jaina
"Uh-oh. Looks like someone has a dirty diaper," said Leia, picking up Ani. "I'll be right back."
She returned 10 minutes later with Ani in tow. "Ok, we're back. Start over Daddy."
"Ok," Han growled, getting more annoyed with each interruption.
"T'was the night before Christmas
And all across the turf
Not a creature was—"
Chewie yowled something frantically in Shyriiwook.
"What's wrong?" asked Leia.
"I believe, Mistress Leia, he's saying that it smells like the cookies Jaina and Jacen made for Santa Clause are on fire." C3PO translated. "I daresay I don't think Santa Clause would enjoy cookies that—"
Leia cut him off by putting her hand over his "mouth". "What does 3PO mean by 'the cookies Jaina and Jacen made'?"
"We wanted to surprise you by making Christmas cookies for Santa all by ourselves," Jaina explained.
"Well I'm REALLY surprised now!" Leia growled sarcastically.
Chewie started yowling again.
"Chewbacca would like to remind everyone that the cookies are still on fire, and so is the oven by now," said 3PO.
"Right," said Leia, grabbing R2D2, who had been hanging up the last of the Christmas decorations, and sprinting to the kitchen. She managed to save the oven, but the cookies had been reduced to ashes.
"Now, if your two EVER go near the oven again, I swear I'll—"
"Do you want me to start the story over again?" asked Han sarcastically.
"Yes, please," said 3PO.
Han sighed and rolled his eyes. "T'was the night before Christmas…Reindeer on the roof…Santa…Presents…Nose like a cherry…Bowl full of jelly…Up the chimney…'Happy Christmas to all and to all a good night!' THE END! Everyone go to bed!!" He threw the book on the coffee table and stormed off.
"Tidings of comfort and joy to you too," Leia called after him.