Me: Hey there! Sorry for taking so long with this next chapter! I hope you like it!

Allen: I don't! You like torturing me, don't you?

Me: hmm… *thinking* yes. But that's because I love you!

Lavi: HE'S MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: lol. How cute. Kanda, get your ass over here and do the damn disclaimer!

Kanda: *walks in* How about you do it yourself, you fucking lazy ass?!

Me: You asshole, stop cussing at me. I don't feel like it! Disclaimers are never fun, so just fucking do it!

Kanda: You stop cussing at me first damnit!

Me: I'm the author, so I can fucking cuss whenever the hell I please!

Kanda: *takes out Mugen*

Me: *takes out sword* You wanna fight, pretty boy?

Kanda: You bet. I'll slice you to pieces!

Allen: Don't they ever stop fighting?

Lavi: Apparently not. Why don't I give the disclaimer then?

Allen: Ok. I think Shimmer would appreciate it.

Lavi: Shimmer does not own D Gray Man, and probably never will.

Allen: please enjoy!

NOTE: I had trouble uploading this onto Fanfiction. So I apoligize.

WARNING! Angst. I don't why, it's just fun. Implied sex. I don't want to write lemon yet. I'm saving that for later! ^^

Ocean Warnings

Allen stared out the window of the carriage. A couple hours previous, Komui had announced that they were going to the beach. It wasn't that Allen didn't like the ocean, but the war was still going on, and made him slightly un-easy.

Lavi was sleeping across from him, so he didn't notice the look of un-ease stretched across Allen's face.

The carriage stopped, and the smell of salt-water assaulted Allen's nose. It calmed his nerves, and made the un-easiness go away.

Lavi woke up and stretched slightly. "We're here already?" He asked.

"Yeah. Have a good nap?" Allen asked. Lavi nodded. Allen didn't say anything else. He didn't want to admit that Lavi looked sexy when he slept.

The carriage door opened and they were rushed out to dressing rooms, so they could change into bathing suits. Allen put on his bathing suit, and rubbed his arm uncomfortably.

He came out and stared at Kanda and Komui arguing about something. Apparently Kanda found this trip to be pointless and just wanted to go train. Komui didn't like this idea and insisted that Kanda wear a bathing suit and go swimming. Komui stated that the trip was to cool down everyone's nerves about the on-going war. Allen sighed.

"Yuu-chan's at it again, isn't he?" A voice asked behind him.

Allen almost jumped in surprise. "Yeah." He said, turning around. He almost turned around again, due to his automatic blushing. Seeing Lavi's bare chest, Allen's eyes easily studied the muscles.

All of a sudden, he felt a pair of arms pick him up. He was absolutely confused when he saw Kanda. Before he knew it, he was thrown roughly into the water. Apparently Kanda had gotten so pissed off that he needed to take it out on someone, and man that hurt like hell. Allen swam back to the beach, so he could at least touch the sandy ocean floor. When he came into view, he saw Lavi scolding Kanda angrily.

Allen sighed and looked down at the water. Today was one of those days when the water reflected things like a mirror. But instead of seeing his own face, Allen saw the 14th smiling at him. He looked slightly taken aback, but he had almost managed to get used to this. "How are you? Boy?" The 14th asked, surprising Allen. Usually he didn't talk, and just stared at him accusingly instead. The 14th laughed. "You know, this trip is just a way for the higher-ups to distract you from the war. That's because they know you're going to lose, so why not just give up now? Just let me come out, and you can win this war."

"You just want to be free so you can kill people." Allen whispered.

The 14th laughed again. "That's very amusing. You and I both know that I was the Noah to betray the Earl. And to this day, my hatred toward him still runs deep. If I were to kill anyone, it would be that stupid Earl."

"I don't believe you, just shut up…" Allen said, holding his head, trying to block out the 14th's voice.

"You're so pathetic boy. You need to learn that you just aren't strong enough to win this war. I can make you stronger. I can-" The 14th's voice cut out when Allen splashed up the water and ran across the beach. This surprised many people, excluding Kanda, who looked like he really didn't give a damn. The only one to chase after him though, was Lavi.

Allen rubbed at his eyes fiercely as he continued running. 'Why?' He thought. 'Why did he speak? He never talks to me... So why now? And why something like that?' It had probably just been his imagination. The mouth had never been moving, so what he had heard, wasn't real. Had Road done something? Was the Earl trying to convince him to give into his Noah side and give up? Allen's started spinning with all these thoughts running through his head, and it became hard to run straight.

He felt himself falling backwards, and prepared himself for the landing, but it never came. Instead two soft arms caught him.

"Hey, are you alright Allen?" Lavi's voice asked worriedly.

Allen opened his eyes. "Lavi?" He asked. He was confused. He didn't really remember how had run off away from the water, away from everyone else.

"You just suddenly ran off." Lavi said.

"Oh, it's nothing.." Allen said.

"I know you better than that." Lavi said.

Allen silently cursed. He had forgotten how well his red-haired lover knew him. "I can't say anything about it, cause I was just hallucinating." He finally said.

"Well, you freaked out pretty badly. You sure your ok?" Lavi asked.

"Yeah, now that you're here." Allen said. Lavi smiled wryly. Allen looked around for a minute. No one was in sight. He reached up and gave Lavi a kiss that felt like it would last forever.

All of a sudden, they both hit soft sand, and swimsuits were taken off quickly. It had been a long time since they had had sex, and felt wonderful to both of them. Maybe the ocean warning had been fake, but that didn't matter to Allen anymore. All that mattered now was Lavi's movements.

Me: How terribly cute. But I should probably stop torturing Allen, huh?

Allen: Yes please.

Me: Too bad, there's still another oneshot I have to torture you in. But it won't be for a couple more days.

Allen: Damnit. You're such an ass.

Kanda: Yes she is.

Lavi: You're just mad cause your fight ended.

Allen: Thank god for frying pans. *had knocked both me and Kanda out a lot earlier*

Me: You asshole. Give me that frying pan! I'm going to knock you out!!!! *grabs frying pan and chases Allen around*

Lavi: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T HURT MY ALLEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *chases after both me and Allen*

Kanda: Fucking idiots. Oi! Readers. Review! Or I'll slice you in half!

Me: *from far away* BE NICE YUU-CHAN!!!

Kanda: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME YOU BITCH???

Me: You asshole, I dare you to call me that to my face!

Kanda: Fine I will. *runs after me*

Susanne: *walks in* Holy shit…. This fight is going to last forever. *yells at all of us* HEY SHITHEADS!! STOP FIGHTING!!!

Me, Lavi, Kanda, and Allen: HELL NO!!! *continues fighting*

Susanne: *sweat drop* Looks like I'll have to close for Shimmer today…. Please note that flames will be used to stop this fight and also to burn school down to the ground. BYEZZ!!