More insanity, Yay!
It had been several days since the failed attack by Zabuza, and Kakashi had spent that time teaching his three students Ninja arts...
Or rather, trying to.
Kakashi groaned as he recalled the tree-climbing exercise.
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"Okay, you three are to climb these trees."
"Okay!" Nappa grinned and quickly climbed up.
"Without using your hands!" He screamed out, groaning as Kuwabara made two swords, one in each hand, before he stabbed forward, and pulled out, over and over and over, going hard and fast.
Which made Kakashi very sick to his stomach for no real reason.
"My VOICE gives me super jumping powers!" Tristan yelled as he bounced from one tree to another.
"Hey! Kakashi..."
"What?"
"I can fly!" Nappa grinned as he floated in the air near a tree.
"...Yes, Nappa, yes you can."
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After that, Kakashi had made them take turns guarding Tazuna.
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"I'm bored!"
"you don't need to follow me into town." Tazuna twitched as he looked at Nappa.
"You're boring. I wanna fight something!" He looked around, before idly smacking a poor fool who tried to take his butterfinger. "Uh uh uh! No one better lay a finger on my butterfinger!" He waggled his finger at the guy who was stuck in the wall to the store.
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"I told you, we can't just give up on this bridge!"
"But, Tazuna, me and the boys are afraid of what he can do to us."
"Fine, just leave."
"Hey! We can settle this in a better way!"
Both Tazuna and the cowardly co-worker looked at Tristan. "Oh? How?"
Tristan held out some cards. "By playing a children's card game!"
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"I'm not gay!"
"Then why do you keep stroking your sword?"
"I'm trying to keep my skills up!"
"...Right..."
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Kakashi just wanted that dammed bridge to be finished. It was starting to get ridiculous. It didn't help that Nappa ate more than the whole country put together.