Me: Ok, I didn't feel like actually writing a story for the last day of Laven Week, so instead, I'm going to write these author notes that all of you love!
Lavi: YAY!!! So, Shimmer, tell us about school.
Me: *aura darkens* ….
Lavi: *inches away* Ok… never mind then.
Me: *brightens up* OH WAIT!! I have something to tell you!!
Lavi: What?
Me: There's a Allen in my Spanish class!!!
Lavi: *looks at Allen* Are you really in her Spanish class Moyashi-chan?
Allen: No! Just someone with the same first name! *pouts*
Me: . You're so cute! *gloms the pouting Allen*
Allen: AGH! Get off, get off, GET OFF!!!!
Me: Hmm… *pretends to think* no.
Lavi: *grabs Allen* MINE!!!
Me: ^^ Yay!
Kanda: Baka Usagi… You forgot that she is an epic fangirl…
Lavi: Oops…
Me: Anyway.. You wanna something?
Lavi: What?
Kanda: Don't care.
Allen: *shrugs* ok.
Me: In Arizona, we don't say pop. We say soda.
Lavi: so?
Me: Well… In Spokane, we say pop all the time.
Allen: Oh, I see…
Kanda: Che! Whatever.
Me: *sweat drop* Ok, he's acting a little grouchier than usual. Maybe he's jealous.
Kanda: Jealous? Of what?!
Me: ^^ of Lavi having Allen of course!
Kanda: Am not!
Me: Are too! Yuu-chan!
Kanda: *glares* I dare you to say that again.
Me: *smiles* First admit that you're jealous!
Kanda: *evil aura* I AM NOT JEALOUS!!!!!
Me: Then why are you getting so loud? Hmm… Yuu-chan?
Kanda: That's it! *takes out Mugen* Prepare to die!
Me: You'll have to catch me first!! *runs off*
Allen: She's so childish…
*a few hours later*
Me: That was fun! Hey, Allen, where'd Lavi go?
Allen: I dunno…
Lavi:~Allen!~
*glomps from behind* I have a question!
Allen: uh sure what is
it
Lavi:Who do u think is better in bed? Me or Yuu-chan?
Me:
O.O Woah!
Allen: L-Lavi!! WHAT
KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT!? *blushes red*
Amaya: OOO!!! That's a
very good question!!!!! SO which is it Kanda or Lavi?
Me: YEAH!! THAT IS A
GOOD QUESTION!!!!
Allen: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! I THOUGHT YOU
LEFT TO GO AND READ!
Kanda: Oi! What the hell is going- what the
fuck are you doing here again? *looks annoyed*
Sara: She thought
she heard a sexual conversation between Lavi and Allen so she jumped
over here before I could stop her.
Lavi: wow you're messed up!
So back to what I was saying! So which is better, me or
Yuu-chan?!
Kanda: DONT USE MY FIRST NAME DAMN IT! And your not
better then me at anything Baka Usagi
Lavi: Oh yea? Then why does
Allen spend more time with me~? *places hand on hips and acts all
smug like*
Kanda: Fuck you.
Lavi: I'd rather do Allen ^^
Allen: LAVI!!! *blushes harder* stop that both of you!
Amaya: oh this is
getting good!
Me: OMG!!! *faints from blood-loss*
Lavi: oh well cuz
for this week I get to spend it all with MY Allen!
Allen: Lavi!
This is embarrassing!
Kanda: damn you Baka Usagi! I'll kill
you!
Amaya: AWWW POOR KANDA CAN'T HAVE HIS LITTLE MOYASHI! AND
ALLEN IS SO CUTE X3 AND LAVI IS SO FUNNY!!! I LOVE YOU 3!!!*glomps
all 3 of them in squishes them*
Kanda: WTF! Let go of me you crazy
women!
Lavi: ow!...cant breath!...bones are breaking!
Allen:
SARA-SAN PLEASE HELP US!!!!!
Sara: nope shes your problem now.
Amaya please dont kill them. *walks away with pocky and watches
anime*
*a few hours later*
Me: *wakes up* Hey, where'd Amaya-chan go?
Lavi: She left, but she did leave behind a few broken bones.
Me: Oh well!
Kanda: …..
Me: Aw! He's in his pissy mood!
Kanda: *eye twitches* WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY?????
Me: You heard me Yuu-chan!!!
Kanda: YOU ARE SO DEAD THIS TIME!!!!
Me: ^^ Looks like it's time for me to take my leave! BYEZZ!!! *runs off with Kanda following*
Lavi: Looks like Shimmer is ready to finish this up.
Allen: Finally, it's finally over! No more torture!
Lavi: *sad face* Awe… You didn't like it?
Allen: *blushes* uh.. um…
Lavi: Just kidding. So readers, what'd you think of this last bit of Laven Week? Funny huh?
Me: *runs by* YES!!!
Lavi: I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU!! …. Damn it… she ran off too quickly. Well, anyway, please review!
Allen: Please???? *gives the cute face*
Lavi: *nosebleed, drools, faints*
Allen: *sweat drop* wow.. Anyway.. BYEZZ!!!