A/N: I'm back with chapter 2! Enjoy.

Chapter 2:

"A little better…I love you Kisame." Itachi wheezed. "You better watch out for Sasuke, Lillian Snape."

Kin cringed at being called by her birth name.

"Did he just say 'Snape'?"

"Is she related to Snape?"

"OMG is she Snape's daughter?"

"Who the HELL are you?" Snape himself asked.

"I am Kin Uchiha, daughter of Mikoto Uchiha and Severus Snape. My birth name is Lillian Snape."

There was a loud explosion.

"Sasuke, who else followed you through the portal?" Kin asked exasperated.

"Pretty much all of Konoha's ninjas, the Akatsuki, and the Sand siblings," Sasuke counted.

"DAMMIT SASUKE! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME SOONER?" Kin shrieked.

Kin sped out of the hall and into the Entrance Hall, where the battle of the century was occurring. Most of Hogwarts followed her to the doors. Kin could instantly make out the shapes of Deidara and Sasori. Deidara was fighting Ino, while Sasori fought Sakura. Pein and Konan were being fought by Naruto and Hinata. Kakuzu was fighting Shikamaru, and Hidan fought Temari. Gaara took out Sasori's puppets, while Kankuro, Lee, Kiba, Neji, and Tenten took out Tobi and Zetsu, along with the hordes of shadow clones.

"Awe man, all the good ninjas are taken." Sasuke whined.

Sasuke and Kin watched Sakura take a nasty blow to the head. Ino also took a bad blow to her arm she hit the ground, while suffering third degree burns from the explosions Deidara was creating.

"Sasori is mine!" Sasuke roared.

"I guess I get Deidara then." Kin mused.

Both Uchihas were soon looked in combat. Deidara kept trying to blow Kin up, while Sasori kept trying to strangle Sasuke with puppet strings.

"ENOUGH! YOU HAVE BEEN ORDERED TO STOP!" A very feminine voice yelled.

The Akatsuki looked like Christmas had come early. The ninjas, however, looked angry.

"Tie 'em up! That way dragging them back to Konoha will be easier." The voice said.

"Yes, Lady Tsunade!" The ninjas shouted.

They all brought their respective dueling partners to the center of the Entrance Hall and then they tried to tie them up.

"Gaara, we can't wrap them in sand! Although it may work, only you will be able to get them out of it! Besides, it'll choke them or worse, it'll crush their bones!" The newly-healed Sakura stated. "If you recall, you trapped me in a similar way."

"Fine," Gaara grumbled.

"NEJI! YOU CAN'T TRAP THEM IN YOUR OWN CHAKRA!" Tenten yelled.

"Do you have a better idea?" Neji asked coldly.

"How about this?" She indicated a chain.

"NO TENTEN!"

"Your attempts are pathetic. Incarcerous," Thick white rope shot out of the end of Kin's wand and bound the remaining Akatsuki together.

"I thought that you didn't like use that thing for frivolous tasks, particularly ones that can be done by hand." Sasuke smirked.

"Can it Sasuke. You people took too long to do it, so I did it myself." Kin replied.

"You said 'do it'," Naruto laughed.

"NARUTO UZUMAKI! THIS IS NEITHER THE TIME NOR PLACE TO MAKE JOKES LIKE THAT! AND IF I EVER HEAR YOU MAKE ANOTHER OUT OF PLACE CRUDE JOKE AGAIN, I WILL SHOVE YOUR HEAD INTO A REGURGITATING TOILET AND STUFF YOU INTO A BROKEN VANISHING CABINENT!" Kin promised.

"I don't know what that means, but it sounds like a threat." Naruto said.

"It's not a threat, it's a promise." Kin snarled.

"Can you please explain to the rest of us what exactly that means?" Shikamaru asked.

"It means that I'm gonna give Naruto a swirly in a toilet that doesn't suck waste up, instead it spits it back up." Everyone cringed. "Then I'm gonna shove him into a cabinet that teleports you all over the place and eventually lets you back out."

"OK, OK, no more rude or crude jokes." Naruto stuttered.

"Good, now, let's get these creeps out of here." Kin ordered. "Oh, and Gaara, clean up your sand mess."

"You can't order me around Uchiha. Shukaku will get angry and attack the innocent." Gaara rasped.

"If he decides to come out could you please ask him to go for the green ones first?"

"Not a problem, as long as he gets his blood he's happy." Gaara cackled insanely.

"I must know!" Pein yelled.

"Do we need to gag you next-" An extremely high-pitched sound resonated through the hall.

Naruto, Gaara and Kin screamed. The sounds of bones compacting and elongating could be heard.

"You filthy, lying, piece of scum!" Kin lunged towards Pein, but Kin Uchiha never made it.

In her place was a white wolf with five tails. In Naruto's place was an orange fox with nine tails and in Gaara's place was a sand-colored raccoon.

"You're the five-tailed demon." Pein whispered.

A/N: Yay for cliffhangers! I want at least 15 reviews telling me that you guys want me to continue. Seriously, it's depressing not to get a single review.

-A. Rosalie.