To the Review Crew. To joeslazer and josh-bri-luvtwilight13. Sorry if I got your name wrong. Also to my beta, Artemis S. Cullen.

Disclaimer :Don't own Percy Jackson.

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Rick POV

Stupid jealous Hera. Why couldn't she not be so jealous? It's part of Zeus's nature. Deal with it.

The rest of the heroes came back into the car.

"Look what we got !" said Nymphadora.

"Adora, stop that !" whispered shouted Mia.

"Oops, sorry." Nymphadora said apologetically.

The group started talking about some stuff Hera gave them.

"Wonder how we can get the coordinates for the Sea of Monsters ?" mused Mia.

"30 degrees, 31 minuted north, 75 degrees, 12 minutes west." said Melanie.

We all stared at her.

"What ? I read Annabeth's, Percy's ,and Tyson's mind on a daily basis." she said defensively.

We glared at her then."Oh, Percy and Annabeth got the coordinates from the Gray Sisters. We would have to waste time and get on their 'Chariot of Damnation'. Aren't you glad I cam on this quest? she said.

Stupid mind reading daughter of Athena.

"I heard that ," said Melanie.

"Oh, we need a boat. Ask Percy for one, Mia." said Melanie.

We had to drive all the way back to camp.

At camp

Mia POV

"Percy !" I shouted.

He didn't notice.

"PERCY!" I shouted, much much louder.

"What Mia?" he said.

"I need to borrow your boat." I said.

"Mia, no. That is the only gift that I still have from Dad." he said.

"Please Percy ?" I asked.

"No Mia, I don't want it to be damaged. Plus there is Greek fire on that boat. What if you get hurt ?" he said.

He had a point. But I couldn't tell him that.

I gave him my famous pout. You know, the doggy pout with the big sad eyes? Yeah, that one.

"Okay Mia." he sighed. Then he gave me a mini conch shell whistle.

Miami (Mia POV)

I blew the whistle. A boat suddenly appeared. It was a regular pirate ship kind of boat. It had a sea-green flag with a trident.

We went inside. There were only four bedrooms. To prevent agruements, I paired everyone off.

"Mallory with Melanie. Nymphadora with Teddy. Rick with Fred. I will get the captain quarters with Adonis. Before anyone starts agruing, Adonis is the tallest, and I am the shortest. He's gay and will feel uncomfortable with a guy. Go to your rooms and put your stuff in them. Meet you in ten for dinner." I said.

There was some grumbling, but they did as I told.

Dinner (Mia POV)

Thank goodness Mallory was here! I forgot to get groceries and the other heroes forgot to remind me. Mallory poofed up stuff for pizza. It was delicious. It was not healthy at all. Being at Camp Half-Blood was fun, but the food there was not unhealthy at all.

Bedtime (Adonis POV)

Why did I have to say I was gay ?

Because you didn't want girls chasing after you said a snide voice in my head.

Great. That was the stupidest thing I have ever done. Now I'm stuck in a bed with the girl. Did I mention she's the girl of my dreams?

Nymphadora POV

Great. Mia stuck me in a room with my ex-boyfriend. Jeez, she doesn't know me very well. I mean, wouldn't your so-called best friend know who your boyfriends and ex-boyfriends are?

Melanie POV

Oh, all these complaining thoughts are giving me a headache! Nymphadora, what is so bad with being stuck with your ex-boyfriend?

And Adonis? Really, De Nile is the longest river in the world.

Anything wrong? asked Mallory.

"Nothing much. Just all these thoughts that are giving me a headache." I said.

Want to talk about it? she said.

"Nope, I couldn't tell you without revealing people's personal secrets. Sorry." I said.

It's okay. I wouldn't want my secrets to be told to someone else. she thought.

If only my other friends were as considerate.

Fred POV

No one has ever noticed I have never said a word in my life. They probably never will. That was nice of Hera to give me sonic arrows though. No one has ever, EVER given me a gift.

Next Day (Third Person POV)

"I wonder where we are." wondered Nymphadora.

" 35 degrees, 30 minutes north, 95 degrees, 4 minutes west." said Mia. (I made that up. Sorry)

Everyone turned to stare at her.

"How did I know that ?" she asked out loud.

Melanie made a reappearance. Everyone groaned because they knew she would know the answers and act all smug about it.

"It's because we are at sea. It's your home turf, so you have your bearings." she said.

Everyone grumbled in their thoughts, but Melanie read their minds.

"Don't hate me for being a mind reader." Then she flounced off, probably to play table tennis.

Love it? Hate it?

Sorry if I wrote something offensive. I just wanted to write a non-stressful chapter for once. Melanie, sorry if you didn't like what everyone in the story thougt about your character. I just wanted to write something funny.

Now, I am going to India tomorrow, so sorry I won't update for about, hmmm, two months. I'll be back July 28, but I'll be jetlagged, so don't expect another update until August. Sorry. But atleast the update will be atleast 100 pages. I write about 4 pages at a time. In India, I will be able to write 25 chapters. Who knows? Maybe I'll be able to write more. Just bear with me. Again, I am sorry.

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