Twisted Love Story

:: To be roomed with an idiot ::

(A/n)-this is my author note! Okay, lots of Occ-ness [out of character] with naruto, and kind of some with Neji. I don't know. I wrote this at a very ungodly hour…so I really doubt any of this will actually make sense, ne? Oh, I don't know Japanese what so ever. And im not going to embarrass myself anymore then I need to by adding suffixes to the ends of people's names…and this is a story that takes place at the glorious konaha away privet high school. I didn't even think those existed till I found that out on the internet. Amazing huh! Well, they exist and everyone stays in like a big, big house…with two floors…and about 4-5 bathrooms…like the ones in your house…and only about that big. But if any of the bathrooms are ever all ocupado…then you can go to the public domains located in the executive housing! ---Where most of the teachers go.--- There are also the made up houses, Koran-(Cor-an) Kimo-(Ky-mo) and Kozan-(Ko-zan). Bear in mind I made all those up!! If any of them sound familiar…don't even bring it up… okay…this was long…gomen!! -that doesn't count, I only know so much.) Okay, I may add some, but no offence to people who actually do speak Japanese if I spell it wrong!

Disclaimer: Uhh, I'm only thirteen years of age, and I already know that any chance of me ever owning or possessing naruto –the same thing- are about (a lot of numbers to 1) so that's obvious…but thank you to kishimoto masashi* for creating that awesome show and inspiring me to write this!! Ne?!

WARNING: may contain dairy! And lemons! Maybe a nice zest of citrus…--if im in the mood to grind some out-- add some cute little bits of fluffiness, a dash of some character bashings and of course lots of cursing. Stir/write it all together and cook/edit for multiple hours and you get this. –whatever it is—

Intro:: What happens when you throw the future heir of the uchiha thrown into the same room with a loudmouthed blonde at a privet away high school? You get the perfect material for a twisted love story. SasuxNaruxSasu

~!?Kuurio!?~™

Naruto POV

I never wanted this. I never asked for his. Not once in my entire lifetime did I beg for this to happen. You know when you're walking along. And then suddenly, you're having the fucking worst day of your life? Everything was fine, until you decide to walk, and this shit happens! What the seriously god for sakes fuck went on with my day? Excuse the French. But you don't realize what I just went through just now? No you don't. Of course not, because I just seriously had the worst day in my life. Let the rain fall down on my parade because I don't think it can get any worse.

Today is my first day of school, I'm going to be a junior at a brand spanking new school and that means that I'll just be the new weird kid, I just know I'm going to stick out like a sore thumb.

Oh yea, my bad, Names: Uzumaki Naruto. I usually don't curse so fluently actually, but if you just went through what I did; you would pardon every single thing I'm about to say.

To begin with, I'm done with my 'dad'. The only real reason I'm living with him is because my parents died in some freak accident when I was a kid. So I got stuck with the one man left on this forsaken planet that wants to ruin my day more than him. Who's him? Oh yea, He's my new roommate. Trust me, as fun as it is to reside at the glorious Konaha Stay away privet school. It's not so much fun when you're roomed with the brooding, emo, psychotistic, idiot, Uchiha Sasuke. He thinks he's so cool. His dark black, almost blue hair; His deep onyx eyes and the way he stands only a few inches taller than me. Yea amazing, NOT! All the girls fall after him. Shit, the boys got more pussy then I've ever laid eyes on. And he turns it down by grunting and walking away. What do you know? Mr. Cool attitude is coming down the hall with sakura right behind him!

Sasuke's POV

No, I didn't ask for this either. Here I am sitting at my desk reading my forbidden fantasy stories(A/N-Sasuke has forbidden fantasy stories! O.o?) And an orange blob of high spiky blonde hair bursts through my door. Throws his stuff on his side of the room, and then smiles at me like a cheery fox. Yea sounds exciting doesn't it? NOT! Don't even get me started about his friends.

No wait, as a matter of fucking fact I will. (A/N- I hate being so rude to my favorite naruto friends…but I have to be Sasuke…*sigh*) Inuzuka Kiba. Shit. This guy is more annoying than his yappy dog akamaru. He should be put in a fucking factory. He's the kind of guy you see causing all the trouble and getting into a fight with the head of the football team because he's flirting with his girlfriend. Then there's Nara Shikamaru. That guys not as annoying. But if he falls asleep one more time I swear to god I'm going to throw him over the villages bridge. He's so fucking lazy; he probably doesn't get up to go the bathroom until he starts to piss himself. Yea, I fucking went there. , theres Akamichi Choji. Do not get me fucking started. He has no parents! The fat ass probably ate his them as a kid. Yea, I went there fucking again. He has no roommates. Go figure. But to be brutally honest, I'd prefer him then the bundle of annoying, orange, joy that just made his way into being the 2nd reason my day is fucking sucking already.

The 1st, Aw crap are you trying to get me pissed off? Whatever, the girls here are crazy. Yea. No; not crazy, they're fucking out of their right minds. If some of them actually have minds to begin with. And yea, they're about as dumb as that Naruto kid I'm rooming with. Look he just ran into the door without opening it. 'Nice one, Tsunade, room me with the fucking blonde.' I have to make 'friends' in this school. Only just to please my older brother so he gets the fuck off my back. So he goes and up and puts me in the nicest away school as possible. Geniuses cry when they can't get in. And here I am, sitting where they should be. How the fuck did half the other people get here? The Uzumaki kid? He must be related to someone, he doesn't seem that smart, Akamichi, Hidden talent; he probably threatened to eat the principle. Nara, I have no fucking idea. Maybe he was too lazy to get into a stupider school? Inuzuka, I'm still working on that one. But I swear to god, he so much as comes within two feet of me and ill punch his cute little puppy dog face in. That's right. I went there.

Names: Uchiha Sasuke. The brooding brunette, ha-ha, no not funny actually, I'm fucking serious. And I'm pissed off today –again- because I'm roomed with the one and only idiot in this entire school. No I could've just taken a single roomer but no. I was to nice. To actually think about that, the one time I don't use my mind and I get stuck with fucking the biggest idiot in the world. Fuck this life. Fuck this fucking piece of a shit, motherfucking, ass-holish, cuntlike, stupid, fucking, shitty, crappy, vagina life! I have to get a new fucking room. I AM NOT ROOMING WITH THAT IDIOT!

Kuurio's POV.

Oh shit, there's going to be a fight in room 211. Cha! Finally! First day of rooming and there's going to be a rumble between the gorgeous Uchiha Sasuke and the just as gorgeous Uzumaki Naruto. I wonder if they'll take off each other's clothes. Oh shit, nosebleed.

Apart from me also being as pissed off as the rest. You would understand my pain, have you heard of mine yet? Of course not; nobody pays attention to the ongoer. I'm stuck rooming with Haruna Sakura. Kill me? Please? It'll be the one actual time of my life that I'll be happy to have something wrench through my chest; have someone twist it and pull it out. Heck, if you can put a syringe up my fucking nose and pull out what's left of my now rotting brain. I'll be a happy camper.

I'm sitting here watching this bubblegum-pink-haired girl talking non-stop about the two boys down the hall. That Naruto kid and that Sasuke kid, blah blah blah. Please shoot me. I hate, excuse my French, preps. No I didn't cuss, but prep might as well be a fucking cuss word because I will be willing to pay the rest of the money in my cute frog piggy bank to bet that she will squeal when either one walks by.

So I peered around the corner to see Sasuke walking past. I wait…two-three seconds and I hear 'OMG Sasuke! Wait up!' 'Hn.' is the genius reply. Wow, there goes about all my savings. Hahah, shit I forgot. I didn't shake!! Burn! (A/N- She's –I'm- weird…)

Oh yea, shit. My bad, Names: Sarunaga Kuurio. I just moved here after my parents died. It's my third year in high school; already it's not the prettiest sight in the world. Well, except for the cute boys. That kiba is a real taker. But I'm more into the reserved type.

Just earlier this morning after moving in, I spotted a pissed off looking red head walk by. Sabaku Gaara. Haven't you heard though, turns out the boy is heterosexual! But don't worry; I'm always up for a challenge!

Now somehow, I have to get a new room. Hopefully not with that girl, Yamanaka Ino, Shit. I bit my thumb to hard. Now I'm bleeding. So I rush down the hallway to the bathroom and bump into that Sabaku kid. He turns and looks at me. I stare still bleeding. He looks down lifts my hand with a confused look and then hands me a band-aid. Nods, then leaves.

Excuse me while I faint.

Author POV

Oh shit. Here comes Sasuke uchiha.

The raven comes storming down the hallway to a211 He looks inside to see the blonde looking up at the ceiling crossing his legs. Stupid blonde, the raven bites his lip hard enough to draw blood and wipes it away with the back of his hand. 'I just need to come up with a plan to get him the fuck out of here. And I'm home free to a single room. Now the question is…what do I do?'

Naruto looked up at the ceiling thinking practically the same thing.

'He thinks he's so cool…'

'Well he kind of is…'

'Is not mini-naruto'

'What the fuck is with that name?'

'I-I nicknamed you remember?'

'Yea, well now I do. And just now I had made that go to the deepest darkest corners of your unused mind. Why that? And not just concionce?'

'Because, then technically I'm about as stupid as that raven for having complete conversations with one's self.'

'Wow, big talk for a blonde.'

'Shut it.'

'Why not just you're conscious?'

'Fine!'

'Good. I deserve better anyway.'

'Stupid conscience,' (A/n)-that was supposed to not make sence…naruto has random conversations with himself…and almost none of them make sence…-

He stared up at his ceiling flicking his nails bored. 'What the fuck am I going to do? I'm roomed with the stupidest brunette here…there has to be something to do…'

'Cough-PRANKHIM-cough'

'Oh yea, that could work…'

'What happened to the conversation with one's self and being an egotistic maniac?'

'What's that?'

'Never mind,'

'Stupid blonde...'

So here, the brooding Uchiha Sasuke, and the loud obnoxious knuckle head Uzumaki Naruto are roomed together. They didn't ask for this at all. Not once in their lifetime did they decide they wanted to be roomed together? What's one to do? Well, they are young teenagers; they won't throw gas on the fire.

"You stupid blonde, Stay the fuck out of my way!"

"No way Uchiha," The blonde boy hissed. "It's our room get over it!"

"No! Because I'm going to get you out of here if it's the last thing I do!"

"It will be the last thing you do because I'm going to kill you before this is over with!"

"Oh great come back!"

"You're the one shaking!"

"With excitement," The raven smirked, his hand twitching, he wanted so badly to lose his composure and backhand the tan blonde.

"Eww you pervert!" The blonde, pretending to gag.

Okay, never mind. What do you expect from two teenagers anyway?

Oh look. Here comes naruto's dad and Sasuke's brother….this could be bad…

"Kakashi!" The blonde turned his head and nearly jumped out of his tan skin when he saw the silver haired man standing in the doorway. His eye showing what seemed to show him being upset. That skin tight mask hiding the bottom half of his face, that stupid haircut blocking his right eye.

"Itachi?!" The raven turned his head and nearly jumped out of his paper white skin when he saw the similar looking man standing at the doorway crossing his arms. His eyes glaring, his lips in a thin line, his longer black hair in that short ponytail.

Sasuke used to joke about him wanting to be a Star Wars™ character because of the ponytail and never said it again when he got a steak knife thrown at him from across the kitchen. End of story.

"What are you doing here?!" they both said in equal shock and anger. Then turning, each other's eyes to each other glaring: Azure against deep onyx, Blonde against dark brunette with that stupid tint of blue, Obnoxious against impassive and Uzumaki against uchiha. One will reign, and time will only tell.

"Sasuke." The brother bit out. Sasuke averted his glare from the blue eyes in front of him and huffed.

"Naruto…" the silver haired man drawled on. Naruto growled in the back of his throat and reluctantly turned to face his 'father'.

"Itachi…"

"Kakashi…"

"Oh come on little brother, aren't you at least one bit happy to see me?" Sasuke replied with a low growl, narrowing his eyes.

"Hey son, I see you have a weirdo as a roommate, wanna get out of here?" Naruto smiled and stuck his tongue out at the boy next to him, and skipped out of the room taking his father's hand; Kakashi rolling his showing eye.

'What the fuck was that?' the raven haired teen looked at where the blonde had been standing. 'Whatever.' "Well, little brother, I guess it was nice seeing you." He yawned and walked out of the room. 'what the fuck? He just got here. Not that I want him to stay, but- Gah whatever…'

Sasuke still stood tense; he clenched and unclenched his hands. His skin stretching over the veins that threatened to pop if one more annoying person came in to say hi. Sighing and dragging his hand through his silky black hair he sat on his bed putting his head in his hands.

"Uzumaki, we're going to go run the principles gigantic bra up the flag pole!" Inuzuka looked around the room, his face falling; then rising when he saw the uchiha bastard sitting there.

'Perfect'

"Hey uchiha bastard; Seen Naruto? Or did you scare him off with your murder glares?" Said uchiha raised his head and gave said 'murder glare' at the smiling tan brunette boy looking at him. "Oh scary." "where'd he go?"

Sasuke growled. "Ice cream; with his dad." He bit out angrily.

"Awesome," "Hey, Wanna stop being a tight ass bastard and have a little fun?"

We're going to go run principle Tsunade's bra up the flag pole." "You look slick, and we need a distraction…-"

"Not. Going. To. Happen Inuzuka..."

"Fine, be that way uchiha bastard." He waved his hand and walked out the room before yelling "hey lazy ass! Get up! We need someone to get the bra!"

Sasuke lay on his back. 'Why me,' 'I didn't ask for this, never once in my entire fucking shit of an existence did I ask to be roomed at the school for the idiotic…' He sat up. Looked around his tight knit room and stood as he unpacked the two boxes and the one suitcase he had brought along. Unpacking the almost all identical shirts he put them away in the top two drawers of the wooden dresser sitting at the north side of their room. It blocked out the remainder of sunlight that hung in the air. He unpacked the rest of his clothes. Moving to the boxes and unpacking his school books and other books that he was reading. A few labeled for secret purposes. He hid those behind the larger books as he set them up on his large 4 shelved wooden book case. He could still smell the pungent aroma of the fake wood and the lemon cleaner they must have used to clean it.

About an hour later, Sasuke was sitting cross legged on his pull out bed. It had taken him half a lifetime to be able to pull it out of the wall and set everything up. So now, his bed was made and he was chewing on his thumb nail looking at the black screen of his adobe laptop. It decided that it would be great to die once he realized he had misplaced his charger and call it quits. His charger up and grew legs walking around the building taking a tour.

Naruto bound through the door. An ice-cream cone in his hand, he happily skipped over to his side of the room and unhooked the chords that held close the door containing his bed and pulled it down. Somehow managing to keep it floor-bound while leaning over, ice-cream still in hand, unzipping his suitcase and piling his blankets untidily onto his mattress. He put down his ice-cream cone on his computer desk and dug up his pillow and what is this, Plushies?

Sasuke held in a laugh. Two, no, three fuzzy fox Plushies. No way. Sasuke nearly choked on his suppressed laughter. Naruto continued to hum the snickering going unnoticed to the blonde. He unpacked the rest of his belongings throwing them onto his bed. He took out what seemed like 200 unfolded wrinkled orange shirts and other articles of clothing with black designs littering them as he dumped them into his bottom two drawers. He then took and littered his side of the room with him books and manga. Throwing them to the floor, as he made his bed, No covers underneath, just one that held onto the second half mattress he laid on top. He fluffed and put his pillows onto the side he would be laying his head. And flattened out and threw the blankets onto his bed in a sort of wave manner. It landed over his pillows and he then rolled down the black comforter with the deep blood orange underside with black circles. Placing, what must be his prized fox onto the edge of his bed on top of the actually folded set of covers of various designs and textures.

He picked up all his books in his arms and put them onto his book shelf also. A few dropping from his hands, in a weird twist of fate he managed to catch the book with the top of his foot and kick it back up into his arms. He continued to hum, placing the rest of him books onto his case before placing the rest of his fox Plushies, five and counting, onto the higher shelves, along with two picture frames.

He walked back over to his suitcase and unzipped a hidden pocket taking out some tacks and two rolled up posters. He unrolled them with a flick of his wrist and hung each of them on a wall. One was an abstract picture and the other was, you guessed it, a fox, baring its teeth, nine tails flailing out behind it. As a final act he opened one last pocket and somehow pulled out what had to be a 6 foot long rolled up carpet and put the black furry thing down on his side. Last but not least, he pulled out his computer and set it at his desk. Plugging it in and letting it sing to life. He grabbed his ice cream cone, a manga and then leaned against his orange and black polka dotted pillows before reading.

The raven would have gone back to staring at his screen and forget watching the blonde read, when he watched secretly as the blonde swirled his tongue expertly around the ice cream cone.

Sasuke's lower regions twitching and moving slightly, he bit his lip and his thumb nail harder. 'Shit' he stared at his black screen, glaring at if pissed off to why it was letting him go through this. Hearing naruto snicker a few times; flipping the page and licking his ice cream subjectively. in Sasuke's eyes, anyway, this was going unnoticed to the other 18 year old across the room. He then took the entire frozen treat into his mouth and sucked up the melting cream coating it. Sasuke bit his nail harder.

Trying to watching that with a straight face and not getting the least excited would be hard for anyone. But the one difference that surrounded sauske was that he was gay, and his roommate, was reportedly not. Of course, he found no interest in the blonde sitting across from him. He hadn't really looked at him since he moved in.

The raven haired boy dare raise his onyx eyes to the blonde across from him. He tweaked his head to the side, eyes widening. His roommate was hot! All the boy had on was his white thin wife beater with shaggy orange pants. But from what Sasuke could see. The boy's arms were toned. Not over toned, and disgusting, but to the point where he was strong, and had a nice body. He could only imagine what other muscles he had.

The pack of abs he had became intriguing to Sasuke. As naruto lay down stretching slightly, his shirt came up just enough so Sasuke could catch the blonde's noticeable v-muscle showing just above his boxers that came up barely over the hem of his baggy jeans. The blonde's toned chest was notable through the thin article of clothing that clung tightly to his skin. The boy had washboard-abs from what the uchiha could make out. And nice pecks, Sasuke only imagined that the temperature in their fairly small room was right to make the blonde's nipples perk. 'Bad thoughts Sasuke, bad thoughts,' 'Pull yourself together; he's just a boy, not a piece of meat you can ogle!'

Sasuke spared one last glance, letting his eyes slowly trace the contour of the boy's body. He bit his lip. 'Not helping,'

When he came to the boy's collarbone he had just had about enough, his lower anatomy begging for a little fun.

Onyx eyes met Deep alluring Azure. "What the hell are you looking at Uchiha?" The blonde growled. Sasuke bit his lip. Even his voice seemed as smooth as that tan skin… 'BAD thoughts!'

"Well?" Naruto growled getting quite annoyed.

"Hn." Was all the uchiha could choke out lightly blushing, it being barely noticeable on his cream colored cheeks.

The blonde boy glared again before huffing and going back to reading his manga. Sasuke sighed on the other part of his room closing his laptop and placing it on his own desk. His charger had to be around here somewhere. His eyes scanned the room impassively showing no sign of even slight interest. "Whatcha looking for Uchiha bastard?" Naruto looked up putting down his manga, sitting up slightly. "My charger…it disappeared." Naruto smirked. He was now completely aware of the hard plastic charger underneath his blankets. He had swiped it earlier when the boy was being followed around by that sakura girl.

*Flashback!!*

Around the moment Sasuke was being followed, Naruto had to pee really badly. So he made his way to the bathroom when he noted the raven haired girl sitting on the edge holding her thumb, a faraway look on her face. "Hey you okay"? She looked up a little confused. "Huh" "Oh, I must've…" Her eyes were faraway again. Naruto sighed and hoisted himself up next to her.

"What's up, something wrong?"

"No."

"Oh, then what's your damage?"

"Well, I know I sound like a fan girl," she rolled her eyes "But there's a super cute guy on this floor…and I ran into him, and he gave me a band-aid" Naruto frowned. "Sasuke" She laughed. "That bastard, No way, I'm not a fan of the uchiha family' 'I like gaara' She cooed his name. 'Good I don't like that bastard anymore then you do....' Naruto said glumly.

"What's wrong with the Uchiha?" Neji Hyuuga leaned against the bathroom door-frame, his arms crossed. Naruto was surprised when he realized that Neji, was infact, a boy. His long brown hair made him wonder if that statement was in fact true. And that penetrating Silver eyed gaze he was shooting towards the boy was making him feel as if he was an ant under a microscope. "The Uchiha heir seems fine to me." Kurrio shrugged,"Whatever, he's creepier then you Hyuuga, you and your s-s-stuttering sister." "Cousin," He scoffed. "Whatever, do you need help getting escorted? or do I have to drag you out of here so poor Naruto can go to the bathroom" That's when Naruto remembered he still had to go. "Oi, she's right!" "Get out!" He pushed the two out of the bathroom and proceeded to satisfy his full bladder.

When naruto got out drying his hands on his pants, he looked up into the silver eyes. that gave him a jolt, he barely knew this 'Hyuuga Neji' and he already didn't like the look that the long-haired teen was casting him. "if you hate Sasuke-kun so much why don't you just get rid of him" Naruto growled and turned on his heel. Neji following easily matching the boys angered pace. "It's not that easy baka-hyuuga." "Actually it is, your just to blonde to see it."

"A girl down the hallway who I managed to have a conversation with figured it would be a nice idea to just anger the uchiha heir out of his room" "What was her name again" "Oh yea, Soto Lakota" "Nice young girl, very empowered and smart. on the other hand, she came up with an idea to make the boy leave.

"She figured that you would annoy the Uchiha heir enough to make him actually move out" "And her beginning idea sparked something within me." Naruto looked at the silver eyed boy infront of him, still fuming over the small quirks and jokes in the boys speech. "Go on" Naruto waved his hand. "Why not annoy him, aka prank the boy, until he leaves"

'See! Even Hyuuga kikei/freak agrees with me!'

'Shut it!'

"Good idea, I guess" Naruto stated. "How exactly do I annoy him out of my room"

"Just be yourself Naruto-kun" "That'll scare him off!" Kiba barked from behind him, his dog akamaru yapping loudly in agreement.

"Take the one thing that Sasuke-kun really needs," Stated Neji. As he threw a death glare, over the blonde's shoulder, at Kiba, who was now running down the hall barking hysterically with loud laughter. A few people opened their doors to see the brunette running down the hallway, leaving destruction and confused looks in his wake.

"What do you mean Hyuuga" Neji let a smirk grace his pale lips before it flickered back to his impassive half glare half calculating look. "What do you think he needs most?" Naruto shrugged. Neji began to think, "Does he have a laptop?" Naruto shrugged. "If he does, take the charger and hide it. Maybe he'll be in the middle of something important when it dies" Naruto smiled. "Sure, thanks Hyuuga!" Naruto waved happily before rushing into his room looking around spotting Sasuke's unprotected suitcase and boxes. He dug through them silently before he found the hard plastic charger and decided to hide it in the perfect spot. On naruto's bed. The uchiha would never know the difference, and maybe he could nail shut the closet that held the beds they would be sleeping on, he looked around. 'Maybe not.' He put up with hiding it under hit mattress and smiling like a complete idiot as he skipped over to kiba's room and came up with an idea to run the principle Tsunade's bra up the school flag pole.

*END Flashback!!*

Naruto wasn't really paying attention; he stared off into space smiling. Sasuke would never be the smarter, he then idly wondered how long it would take the 'genius Uchiha' to actually find it. Ofcourse, the boy had now forgotten about his ever melting ice-cream cone accidentally dumping it into his lap and onto his shirt. "Shit!" He looked around grabbing a few napkins, only making the mess even worse, spreading it.

Sasuke looked up and smiled. Naruto had dumped his ice-cream cone onto his shirt and pants. But before the Uchiha could find his resolve in his impassive, un-emotional face, the blonde teen stood and began to strip down!

Naruto Sighed and stood up. He crossed his arms grabbing the hem of his shirt and pulling it up over his head easily. He rolled it up and tossed it to the side, then taking the top of his pants and pushing them down stepping out of them also. He rolled them up together and then grabbed a towel and his hamper, he pulled the cloth protection around his middle and then carried his clothes out to the hallway huffing as he made his way towards the wash rooms.

Sasuke bit his lip as he watched naruto then step out of his orange pants into his boxers, he then grabbed an orange towel wrapping it around his waist and then picked up his ,believe it or not, purple hamper and then threw his clothes into it, carrying it out of the room grumbling about how troublesome ice-cream was and that he would be back in a few minutes. Sasuke would have laughed if he had not been frozen with both fear and pleasure of watching naruto undress before his own uchiha eyes.

Finally taking another hopefully relaxing breath for the umpteenth time, he walked over to the boys bright orange bed and sat down. Well, he would have sat down and sighed, if not for the very, very manly yelp that escaped his lips when he sat on some rather hard plastic. He looked down at the boys comforter confused running his hands over the boys sheets. His hands hit something dully. Pulling back the covers, he then stared at his own black charger that looked up at him innocently stating that it hadn't been there by its own free will.

'Why would Naruto take Sasuke's charger? Why he-'Sasuke stopped his last thought. Sasuke knew exactly why naruto would do that. Of course the boy was stupid looking, but that didn't mean that he wouldn't want the exact same motive that Sasuke wanted. A single room. He must be trying to piss off the Uchiha, annoy him enough to move out. And taking his charger was just the beginning. If he was friends with that Inuzuka kid, this could get pretty out of control. But no way was Sasuke Uchiha backing down. He didn't dare ever give up. He was a man…err…teenager on a mission. He was going to have a single room. And now that he knew Naruto and him had the same motives, he realized only one person would get what they wanted. A fight over dominance, only one would win. And that would be Sasuke Uchiha.

The raven haired boy sat on his bed, weighing his options in his hands. He finally came to a decision that he would get the blonde haired boy back, and glancing at the boy's desk table seeing his forgotten keys. Sasuke almost smiled.

This wasn't over yet. Sasuke stood walking over to the door locking it. He knew naruto would have to either walk through the entire school grounds in nothing but his boxers to get spare keys, or beg Sasuke to open the door. And Sasuke already knew what the boy would choose. This was almost to easy.

'You want a fight uzumaki?'

'Alright then, THIS IS WAR!'

(A/N)I would've never guessed that I overdid it that much! I got 5,022 words! And now the final total is 5,500! –well it was 5,500 but when I re-edited it, the number became about 5,682.

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