Twisted Love Story

:: My Hair! ::

(A/n)- Omg, after much consideration, I decided how to get back at Sasuke…thus the name of this chapter…there will be some new characters, because one of my muses wanted to be in my story, along with her "Brother" Kono. So, yea, enjoy and review! Because it makes me happy when you're happy and review because im happy because you made me happy for reviewing in the first place! --IE- I'm talking like captain jack sparrow in PoTc (1-2-3) lately. Oh yea, extra, extra! Well then, I now will begin each chapter with a POV section. Starting with naruto, then Sasuke, then kuurio, then back to the third person Pov or {author's pov} hope that clears it up!

Also: Thanks for not losing interest! Keep reading this is a really good chapter.

Disclaimer: Looking for it? Go to chapter 1!

~!?Kuurio!?~™:

:: Flashback! ::

The raven haired boy sat on his bed, weighing his options in his hands. He finally came to the decision that he would get the blonde haired boy back, and glancing at the boy's desk table seeing his forgotten keys. Sasuke almost smiled.

This wasn't over yet. Sasuke stood walking over to the door locking it. He knew naruto would have to either walk through the entire school grounds in nothing but his boxers to get spare keys, or beg Sasuke to open the door. And Sasuke already knew what the boy would choose. This was almost too easy.

'You want a fight uzumaki?'

'Alright then, THIS IS WAR!'

:: End Flashback! ::

Naruto's POV

I growled. Yea, I fucking growled! Get over it! I can't believe that bastard would do this! Why would he fucking lock me out of our room? Oh shit. He found the charger didn't he? Shit! I had that well hid! Why is that pervert near my bed anyway!? This is really annoying. Ugh. I am so getting him back…but first I need to make my way down the executive offices in the middle of the quad so I can get another set of keys. But crap, crap, crap! Neji!

I ran as fast as could and try to run past him but he sidesteps and I run into his bare chest falling onto him both of us flesh against each other. I glare when he smirks up at me with those violet eyes that give me the creeps. "Well Naru-kun, I would've never guessed that you felt this way about me…" I jumped up pointing and gripping my towel tighter around me. "No way pervert! Not going to happen" I tried to then jump over him but he simply grabbed my ankle and tripped me glaring with a pout on his lips. "What are you running from Naruto? I'm not going to hurt you at all…" My eye twitched and I kicked his hand running as quickly as I can down the hallway and holding onto the corner to turn and swivel around the wall taking the stairs two at a time. I saw the push doors ahead of me and pushed them open in the warm afternoon air. I sigh but then take in a sharp intake of breath; I'm still in just a towel. Everyone is looking. And I know they are. Trying not to make too much of an oracle of myself I, as quickly as possible, make my way to the executive offices ignoring the way people who work there throw me weird awkward glances. I slowly make my way up to the desk and ask for a key from the bright red girl behind the desk. While I wait, there is only one thing on my mind. 'I am going to kill Sasuke Uchiha'

Sasuke Pov

Hearing the doorknob of my room jiggle I almost falter in my impassive mask and chuckle smiling to myself. 'He fucking fell for it' I hear a beautiful arch of cursing being laced fluently against the boys tongue in my vein, before I hear stomping in the other direction. Another curse and a loud 'Thump' then a small exchange of words and the sound of rushing. I almost, almost feel bad. And I know he's going to get me back for this. But I already know that thick blonde head of his won't be able to come up with anything to get me back. I'm smirking to myself and plugging in my charger. Running my hands through my hair in my mirror I almost smile knowing that he's probably planning his revenge now. The only reason I'm sad is I wasn't able to see him out in the open almost half naked walking in the sunlight. But it's worth it, poor kid.

I ran my hands through my hair again. Itachi always said that I cared too much about my hair. He said it was too 'girly' to really care so much about it. But hey, he is the one with the fucking ponytail. Climbing into bed, I lay there staring at the ceiling and waiting for his arrival. And that's, when I know, everything will blow up. But even then, I didn't realize it'd be in my face.

Kuurio's POV

"NOOOO," I'm running, running as fast as I can down the hallway, "NOOO! PLEASE NO!" I'm trying to run faster but that bubblegum haired girl is persistent. There might as well be a bull ring in her nose and dirt being kicked up behind her in her haste. Why am I running!? Because, she wants me to go to the SPA! I'm pulling at every door. 'Please, please, shit. Please, please, fuck!' None of them are opening. It's also not helping that the blood in my heart is racing faster than Sakura is. And before long she's going to have Ino on her tail after me. Why do girls insist on bringing each other to a spa!? Really, I don't want to have to deal with seeing half naked girls walking around getting pampered. I might as well just vomit! Finally, I run into the end of the hallway and yank open the door and plummet inside trying almost unsuccessfully to close the door and lock the tiny turn thingamajig. Sighing and turning my back to the door putting my face in my hands I slowly slide down, and hear three chuckles. I look up and gasp. "Y-you" "I know you!"

Author's POV

Naruto chuckled. It was a bright and deep and he smiled a cheek cracking smile. 'I know exactly how I am going to get him back, but first I need my boyish charms…' He looked around campus and found the one and only bleach blonde girl sitting next to a pink haired one. Sakura and Ino, slowly walking over to them, he put on his best smile. Said girls both looked up and blushed. "Naru-kun's coming this way Ino!" Sakura whispered excitedly "Yea, Sakura-Chan, what do we do?" They both blushed when he came and squatted in front of them, he was now fully dressed with borrowed clothes from Kiba. "Hey pretty-ladies, can you two do me a huge favor? The reward will be whatever you want." Naruto smiled when both girls blushed a bright pink. Finally Ino spoke up. "S-sure Naruto-kun, whatever you want!" She smiled brightly and Sakura glared. "Well, you see, all I need are some hair cutting scissors…"

Kuurio pointed her hand, it was still shaking. One girl, and two boys looked at her confused, their eyebrows raised. "And, I don't know you." A girl with long wavy brunette hair, that curled at the bottom reached over to her and stretched her hand out. Kuurio took it and was pulled to her feet. "Neither do I" A tan boy with deep brown eyes and white hair stares at the girl, cocking his head to the side, his hair falling into both of his eyes. He then crossed his wrapped arms, and shifted from foot to foot; making his black satin button up shirt with red flames licking up the sides rumple a little. The redheaded boy looked at the raven haired girl with an impassive face, his lifeless teal eyes seeming to look into her soul making her blush slightly. "I-I'm Kuurio Sarunaga." The brunette girl with grey-blue eyes smiled making them close. "I'm Maiko Soto, and this is my brother Kono Soto, and his friend, Garra no Sabaku." "What exactly are you running from might I ask?" she arches up on her toes and tries to peer around her and 'see' through the door, like the answer would just barge through. "Tch, my roommate; she's crazy, and expects me to go to the spa with her." she rolled her eyes and Kono and Maiko laughed. Gaara just stared. Maiko scrunched up her nose; "well you can stay here until you are safe."

"Awesome," Kuurio walk forward and sat on the edge of the sofa, noting that she had a single room. On a whim, she asks, "Hey Maiko, I know we just met, but do-, can I be your roommate? Mines kind of off her rocker," Maiko just smiled and shrugged looking at her brother, who seemed perplexed by the air in front of the new girl sitting on the couch [1]. "Y-yea, good idea Kuurio…" Gaara didn't say anything, and just shrugged not looking away from the raven haired teen making her nervous. Maiko didn't seem to notice. "Well then, it's decided. Welcome to you new room Kuurio-chan."

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Sasuke had forgotten to stay up for his roommate's arrival. And he had eventually drifted off as night came. 'Naruto must've gotten extra clothes…' Sasuke sighed and closed his eyes turning his back to naruto's side of the bed burrowing his face into his pillow and falling asleep smelling the light honey scent that he missed already, he murmured a name incoherently into his pillow and fell asleep his eyelids growing heavy. [2]

Naruto came home around 12:37 and Sasuke was fast asleep just like naruto had planned. 'this is almost too easy' he thought smirking in the darkness, in his hands he held shiny silver hair cutting scissors and a medium plastic back with some scotch tape on the front for labeling. He got on his knees and waddled his way to Sasuke's side of the bed as quietly as he could. Getting close enough he lifted himself up and sat on the side of the ravens bed and lifted his head up just enough to lay it in his lap. 'He'd freak if he woke up right now…' Naruto blushed slightly and ran his hands slowly over the dark eyed boy's hair. 'Huh, his hair is really soft. Oh well.' Naruto got to work as quickly as he could, to cut chunks from the back of the boys hair slowly making it about as short as Sai's. Turning the boy's neck he began to work on his bangs snipping them off so they were short and nonexistent. "Much better," He put the clippings in the bag and wrote 'Nice hair, sleeping beauty.' He smirked and chuckled to himself admiring his work and brushing off the dark hair from his pants. "Sweet dreams, bastard."

Naruto smiled brightly to himself. 'I'm so mean, but its not over yet asshole.' He went to Sauske's closet and looked around till he found his shampoo. 'hah, fag has minty vanilla mist, wow….' He took the deep red hair dye out of his back pocket and poured the entire thing into his shampoo. [3] Shaking it up. He then grabbed his conditioner and put about 5-6 drops of extra strength bleach, 'No longer the raven; forever the carrot head, Hah!'

Sasuke Uchiha sat up. He turned his head from his pillow to look across the room and find that Naruto was not in his bed. It was rumpled and there were clothes on the floor, but he wasn't in the room. Sasuke rolled back over and suddenly his eyes widened on a zip lock bag with dark black and blue hair piled at the bottom. He sat up suddenly throwing his blanket back and grabbed the bag reading it, his eyes widening. 'Nice hair, sleeping beauty.'

"NARUTOOOOOOOO!"

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Naruto sat up after a snort and looked around the dark room and sneezed. Wiping his nose he got up almost skipping down the hallway from kiba's room to the communal bathroom down a little ways from his own room. He was staying at kiba's room because he had a one roomer and didn't mind staying with him. Luck must've been on naruto's side because he got to see at that moment his nice little haircut he gave the raven.

Sasuke walked out of the bathroom glaring at the bright blonde hair he caught out of the corner of his eye, and a face splitting smile placed sleepily on a scarred tan face. "Hey Sasu-kun," he yawned rubbing the back of his head, and walking past the steaming raven slowly to their room. He leaned back a little smirking and murmured "Nice hair, sleeping beauty"

Naruto smiled triumphantly when he walked in his room and threw his pack onto the floor. Looking onto his bed he saw his new school uniform. (Yupp, they have uniforms, Duh, private school?!) Sighing, he went over to them and picked them up putting them onto his desk and then jumping onto his bed. he yelped as it collapsed under his weight and fell to the ground. He kicked like a turtle on his back trying to get up.

"Where the fuck is my mattress Uchiha!?!?!?"

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Sasuke sneezed and almost fell over trying to hold back some laughter. Whilst a dark haired girl walked by him carrying a few books in her arms. She stopped in front of him and looked him up and down, noting his state of undress, and then turning her head towards the noise of Naruto yelling and cursing fluently. Sasuke had a huge smirk on his face when he turned to the unknown girl infront of him and instantly froze. 'Oh shit fan girl, and im in a towel!!' she looked at him bored turning on her heel to face him.

"Aren't you Sasuke Uchiha?" He nodded slowly.

"Gross. What the fuck happened to your hair?" He growled and gave her a fully fledged glare in her wake. She seemed unperturbed.

"My roommate cut it off," He growled menacingly at her.

"Naruto? No way!" she chuckled and turned on her heel walking into his room and helping naruto up. Sasuke then slowly walked into his room completely confused. 'What just happened?'

He glanced up at Naruto whispering something in the girls ear as she pulled her phone out instantly and started texting. At the last minute before Sasuke could react he was pushed out of his room being stripped of his towel and surrounded by none other, then EVERY single one of his FAN GIRLS.

While covering himself and fumbling with his room door the only thing on his mind was, 'I'm going to kill Naruto Uzumaki.'

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Sasuke sat on his bed steaming, no steaming was an understatement, there was smoke coming from his ears and the rest of his still damp body.

'Kill. Kill. Kill.'

Naruto and the girl known as Kuurio sat on the other side of the room playing cards glancing at the raven before bursting into laughter.

The raven was still in his towel, and the fan girls were attempting to break down the door. He could hear them screaming his name.

"What on earth did you do?" He bit out at the dark haired girl.

She gave him a crooked smile and her eyes lit up. "I sent a forward message to one Sakura Haruno and one Ino Yamanaka, who then forwarded it to every single girl in their contacts, who then sent it to every single girl in her contacts, and so on. Till this happened."

"The only drawback," She sighed.

"Is that if I go out there, they're going to bombard me with questions…about,"

She shuddered. "You…"

Naruto burst out laughing dropping his cards and rolling off of the bed.

It took all of Sasuke's will power not to blush because of what the girl had said, slap her across the face, and beat Naruto to a blonde and bloody pulp with his bare fists.

"What the hell is wrong with me?" Her smile brightened and her eyes closed curling.

"You're Sasuke Uchiha bastard; you're an asshole, with a serious emo-tastic attitude problem!" She stated simply.

Naruto, if possible began to laugh harder turning a shade of deep blue choking on the air around him holding his sides. Sasuke stood and turned on his heel walking to his closet and stripped down getting dressed as quickly as possible just in case Kuurio was bluffing about her not liking him.

It's not that he minded, no he didn't mind at all, not one little bit! it was just a little strange that she was probably the only person on the entire planet who didn't mind him at all, Well, except counting one Naruto Uzumaki. He looked over his shoulder to see Naruto and Kuurio leaning close whispering things to each other extremely close.

'What the fuck is she to him!?' He growled and glared at Naruto when he leaned closer and she finally leaned away blushing and punching him in his arm.

"No way Blondie, he's gross!" she smirked as they got into a very graceful slap fight.

Sasuke rolled his eyes. Naruto leaned in and whispered something in her ear again shudderning.

"Neji huh, I hate that Hyuuga weirdo, his stuttering sister-"

"Cousin," Naruto interrupted.

"Whatever, cousin is really weird. She blushes one more time I will punch her in her nose and make that blush come out from there!" she pumped her fists into the air excitedly.

Naruto smiled and then checked his watch.

"Holy crow! Get the hell out of here Kuurio! You're roommate will kill you if she finds out you were in here this late! It's almost lights out!"

She looked at him weird as he flung his arms around worriedly.

"She already knows, maiko is okay with it though, she hates the bastard as much as I do. Plus she'll vouch for me."

Naruto's and Sasuke's eyes both widened.

"New roommate, How'd you pull that one off?!" They both yelled simultaneously.

She shot back her head a bit raising her hands innocently,

"That pink haired prep was killing my killer mood. So I changed rooms with someone who knows my future husband…" Naruto rolled his eyes.

"Oh…" Sasuke looked away sitting down in front of the bed shirtless. In the back of his mind, Sasuke was busying himself trying to figure out who on earth she was talking about. 'Naruto…?' he frowned inwardly, but he'd never admit it.

It went on like that till finally Kuurio passed out on Naruto's bed after almost 18 games of bullshit, which Naruto cheated on every single turn. Naruto reached over and woke her up kicking her out. She complied and reached up on her toes (I'm short, deal with it!) and planted a soft (FRIENDLY!!) kiss on Naruto's cheek, and walked away giving him a two fingered wave behind her clicking her tongue and leaving.

Naruto got up and grabbed went to the conjoining closet grabbing the first shampoo and conditioner he could find and walked into the shower. It wasn't long until Sasuke was jerked from his deep thinking and a red haired naruto ran into their room. "Fuuuuuuuck," "You were supposed to get the red hair! This isn't fair!!"

Sasuke smirked widely under his blanket, his back facing the blonde as he continued to whine particularly annoyingly about his precious hair.

"Tch. Now you know how I feel about my hair." He bit back running his hands through his now uneven and choppy hair sadly. At least he could still spike it.

Though they would never know, because they were both stuck on their own problems, both boys were both thinking the same thing…

"My hair!"

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Ugh I went so out of order with the author notes…so let's just guess this out...

[1] when someone is staring at me, I always say why are you staring at me, and their excuse is they're staring at the air in front of me; Hahah, Pfft.

[2] If you can figure out whose name he said. And who in this story smells like honey. You get a story!

Yes! I will right you a one-shot. A very sour lemony limey zesty saucy one shot with any pairing…even one that I hate!! Omigee!! And…it'll be over 5000 words!! Omigee!!

[3] This really did happen once, a while back I died my hair black. And my mom freaked, during april fools my sister pulled a prank on me. My hair was a really ugly shade of orange. It was like…blackish orange throw up. Thank god it went back to blonde after I washed it out with laundry detergent. My hair smelled like a fresh lemon every day!!

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