::What happens in the hallway… ::

This is a suuuper short chapter compared to the rest, I had a hard time figuring out what to do with all these amazing sasunaru ideas in my head for this story!!

:: Flashback ::

Naruto got up and went to the conjoining closet grabbing the first shampoo and conditioner he could find and walked into the shower. It wasn't long until Sasuke was jerked from his deep thinking and a red haired naruto ran into their room. "Fuuuuuuuck," "You were supposed to get the red hair! This isn't fair!!"

Sasuke smirked widely under his blanket, his back facing the blonde as he continued to whine particularly annoyingly about his precious hair.

"Tch. Now you know how I feel about my hair." He bit back running his hands through his now uneven and choppy hair sadly. At least he could still spike it.

Though they would never know, because they were both stuck on their own problems, both boys were both thinking the same thing…

"My hair!!"

:: End Flashback ::

Naruto's POV

My. Hair. Is. Red!!!!" I screamed at the blue eyed girl in front of me.

She glared and hit me upset my blonde head. "Shut up Naruto!" She sighed…

"If it helps…you look hot?" The raven haired girl shrugged.

"You look like Gaara!" She smiled and winked.

I blushed as red as my hair, flustered I yelled "No! That doesn't help!" but then I was quiet,

"I really look hot?" She nodded smiling brightly. "Really? No lie, I look like that guy you're obsessed with?"

She thought for a minute. "Umm, no not really…" She started laughing.

"Kuurio!"

Sasuke's POV

"Sasuke!! What happened to your hair?!" I heard a familiar girl voice. Today was going to be long…

"Naruto cut it in my sleep remember?" I growled over my shoulder. I could just imagine her smirking behind my back. "I know, I just wanted to hear you say it again…" Her laugh rang out loudly, along the hallway and she then ran when I turned around her medium dark hair swaying behind her.

"Kuurio!" For no reason, I started to run after her.

Kuurio's POV

I love this school…

I ran and turned at the perfect moment into the middle of the school grounds, both Naruto and Sasuke on my heels.

Why am I running?

Oh…You'll see.

Author's POV

It is the first day of school.

And orientation had just started…

Well, the girls orientation anyway…

A raven haired girl was followed quickly by a red head, and a short haired raven.

She ran to freedom in the communal clearing disappearing into the small group of the most boy crazy girls…

Sakura, Ino, Temari, and Ten-ten…

"SASU-KUN! NARU-KUN!" four high shrilled voices rang out.

'Oooh shit…' They both thought at the same time before attempting to turn on their heels and run the opposite way before every single fan girl, attempted to hurtle each other to get to the unnaturally good-looking teenage boys trying to run back inside.

All the while, a raven haired girl was laughing so hard tears were coming out of her eyes and her sides were tearing apart.

"KUURIO!!" They both yelled, before being tackled by their fan girls.

:::

Naruto stood at his mirror frowning deeply at the makeup marks covering his face and neck. "Those girls are moronic!" He sighed loudly moving his chin back an fourth checking all the red deep puckered spots on his tan skin.

"You only got half of it!" Sasuke said pushing the blonde boy away from the mirror looking at the deep purple, blue, and black hickeys all over his neck and lips.

Naruto laughed, and smiled brightly. "Just put on a high collar shirt," Sasuke sighed. "Since when do I have to listen to an idiot?"

Ah, just when they were bonding…

Naruto sighed. "Whatever bastard, I got orientation, talk to you never." He grabbed his black binder and walked out the door.

"Whatever dobe…" Sasuke grabbed his red one and ran out the door grabbing his keys on the way out.

:::

"Period one….umm Art." Naruto looked up and around finding room 211 and walking through the door looking at the brick walls and the separated easels spread around the room, only about two or three peoples were inside, sitting at their easels expectantly looking at the two teachers.

"mm…Sasori-kun…theres a red-head one now…" A blonde pointed to the confused looking teenage boy walking through the door. Looking up and down at his schedule.

The red head nodded slowly, "He looks lost…"

The blonde man laughed quietly, looking at the child that had just walked into his room. "He's cute," the man managed to mutter before he was hit upside the head. "Deidara; control yourself." The man nodded rubbing the back of his head.

"Welcome to orientation, I'm Deidara!" a blonde haired man with a high pony tail, bangs folding over his right eye. "This year we're going to have a lot of fun with art!" "And that is because Art is explosive!" Deidara smiled watching the now accumulated teenagers walking into his room. He held in his palm a clay figure.

"And I'm Sasori, I'll be the assistant to my idiotic cohort here." He looked pointedly at the ecstatic blonde that was scribbling both their names on the white board in bright green expo marker.

"What a joke," Naruto heard someone whisper.

In a silent whoosh Deidara was behind the boy who had whispered with the high brown ponytail, one of his friends Shikamaru. A deadly aura surrounded the man as he glared down at the lazy brunette who stiffened and sat straight up, a sweat drop rolling down his temple as he turned and looked behind him. "Art, can be dangerous, if you're not careful. It's not a joke, it's a lifestyle…" "Got it?" Shikamaru nodded slowly.

'Weird teachers' Naruto thought as he looked at his blank easel holding his pencil as he drew fox eyes all over the white paper. His friend Shikamaru, was sitting next to him, drawing clouds.

"Naruto, how'd you get red hair?" Shikamaru said as he painted a light blue into the pink of his setting sky. The used to be blonde ran his fingers through his hair. "Don't wanna talk about it." He said upset. "Ok, whatever."

Sasuke and Naruto both walked in and threw their two bags full of text books to the floor and fell onto their beds. Well, Sasuke fell onto his bed, but not before knocking over the redhead and falling down onto the mattress together.

Naruto weakly pushed Sasuke. "Teme." He said tiredly, eyes slipping closed. "Dobe." The raven said before falling asleep also.

Kuurio walked through her hallways reading her schedule and dodging every person that ran past her in their haste to get to their room and fall asleep. She has just turned onto her own hallway before she was tackled and pushed down. "Gah!"

A hand was placed over her mouth and deep blue eyes looked at her, a tan finger pressing against pursed lips.

She bit Naruto's hand and he yelped pulling it back. "Ow!"

"Don't scare me like that bastard!!" She yelled. He leaned over her and held down her wrists over her head so she couldn't punch him. "Just calm down!" She growled in her throat but stayed still.

"I need your help." She looked at him skeptically. "There's a group of girls chasing me, and I need you to make them stop." Kuurio smiled. "Do I get to punch anyone?" She asked happily.

Naruto blushed. "Well, no, you have to do something else…"

She looked at him, and he pulled her up hearing sakura and Ino's voices close by.

Meanwhile, Sasuke has just woken up like naruto and was heading down Kuurio's hallway to see the distressed blonde talking to the raven haired girl. They were whispering. He could also hear ino and sakura calling out Naruto's name.

'What the hell is going on?'

He continued to walk towards the two, when he heard Naruto say two words that made his world freeze.

"Kiss me."

Kuurio looked at him with wide eyes, and a wide blush spread over her cheeks. She looked around trying to find an excuse when she saw Sai.

She somehow stopped naruto and grabbed sai, him in her place. "Kiss him!" She ran away.

Naruto looked at the dark haired boy in front of him. And the boy looked back.

"Listen, sai, before you say anything, I'm being chased by two boy crazed girls. So just, stay still. This could be awkward." He leaned forward and slipped his eyes closed, placing his lips against the raven haired boys who was pinned against the wall just as he heard three gasps behind him. Smirking, he pressed his hips against Sai's and slipped his hands into uneven choppy hair.

Sasuke couldn't help but gasp as naruto kissed him. It was this stupid fault that he looked like sai, but when he felt naruto's body press against his, and the boys tongue slide over his bottom lip. He had closed his eyes, and was kissing back.

Sakura and Ino gasped when they looked at the Naruto and Sai kissing in the hallway. They ran away crying. Naruto pulled away and looked at them running a pronoun smirk on his lips. Sasuke pulled him Back and began to kiss him again. Naruto eyes widened, and he pushed away. "Sai, what are you doing?"

He looked at the dark haired teen quizzically.

Sasuke shook his head. "I-I don't know…I kind of lost it there…"

Naruto eyes then widened again. "S-Sasuke, I-I thought you were sai?!"

Sasuke smirked, "Would me being Sai change the situation?"

Naruto blushed, "Well, no, but HOW come you didn't stop me?!" Sasuke shrugged and walked away.

Naruto didn't know what to do.

His hand brushed against his lips confused. He didn't know whether or not he should tell someone, or talk to Sasuke.

Well you know what they say…

What happens in the hallways?

Stays, in the hallways.

What naruto DIDN'T plan, was that two people had seen the Ummm, exchange between the two.

One was Kuurio Sarunaga, but she is currently passed out because of a nosebleed.

But, Sai, had watched from around the corner, and he knew how exactly, to have his blonde, and fuck him too, in a general sense.

If people believed that Sai and Naruto were together. And naruto didn't want anyone finding out about Sasuke and Naruto making out in the hallway, then sai would use this to his advantage.

He smiled and casually walked towards the blonde.

"Hey Dickless, I want to talk to you about something."

God! This took forever to write! Between like 7 different stories, I'm technically screwed.

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