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Chapter 3
BPV
As the weeks went on Alice's excitement grew . We spent those weeks hanging out at her house with Edward's various girlfriends. He must have gone through at least three by the time the party arrived. The day of the party was spent decorating the house . I swear Alice should be a professional interior designer when she leaves college or at least a party planner. She was shouting to Jasper where to hang the 1000th batch of webbing as we were heading up the stairs to get ready. I was getting ready there so that I could help decorate as much as I could before the party started. I must have placed that damn punch bowl in a thousand different places before Alice was satisfied.
I had to half drag Alice up the stairs to get ready. It took Alice record time to get all dolled up and then she started on me. She must of had enough make up to last a small country 10 years. When she was done she made me look in the mirror and I could not recognize the face looking back at me. Damn, Alice was good!
By the time we got down stairs the party had already started. Figures Eric was one of the first to arrive. That's so something that Mike would have done. As I looked around, Jasper walked up to us. He was dressed in a LT. confederate solider's costume. He actually looked like he stepped out of Gettysburg or something. That's when Eric made his presence known. He was supposed to be Zoro, but he looked like a pimply man in a black cape with a mask over his eyes.
It was so disgusting. I had to stand next to him the whole time though because if I didn't, he'd call Mike and that was something that I really didn't want to happen. While standing with Eric, I noticed who was greeting everyone at the door. It was Carlisle, Alice's father. With that costume he looked like a true vampire. It actually gave me chills. I mean if I didn't know any better I would of sworn that he actually was one. It really was creepy.
It was then, when I finally got away from Eric that I saw him. Edward dressed as a pimp wrapped around the arms of his current girlfriend, Jessica Stanley. She was dressed in the most hoeish costume that I could possibly imagine. She must of had 6in stiletto on with booty shorts and a skimpy bikini top on. Only Jessica would wear something like that. As I was watching them I had the sudden urge to go over there and rip her hair right off of her head. Strange I was never the violent type. So why the sudden urge to do this to a girl that I barely even knew? I mean I had no actual problems with her. I guess it was because she looked so incredibly slutty in that costume. Like really, have some class.
As I started to ponder this I headed into the kitchen. I should have watched the people around me, but I didn't. So I didn't notice when someone came up behind me. It was a shock to be picked up off the floor and be dragged to the garage by strong muscular arms, where I was blind folded. I was then thrown into the car and as the door was slamming shut I distinctly heard laughter. I knew who it was immediately by that sound. It was Emmett. What was he doing? He drove out of the garage so fast that I thought that we would flip over. The laughter continued while he was driving. All I could hope for was that his eyes were open while he was laughing. That way he was paying attention while driving. I knew I should have been watching out for Emmet. He was always looking for a good laugh. The Damsel in distress costume probably gave him this wacky idea.
What did he think that a " knight in shining armor would actually save a damsel in distress" if so, then Emmet had truly lost his mind. I felt the car accelerate, we must have jumped on the highway.
EPV
While Jessica was throwing herself at me, something, rather, someone caught my attention. Bella dressed in a Damsel in Distress costume. She knew herself in some ways better than most. I could not stop staring. She was so fragile, like she could break at any minute, and the costume accentuated this fact. I didn't know why but I suddenly felt protective of her, maybe it was because it was Alice's friend? I never felt this with any of the girls that I had been with, but those were just casual relationships. Why couldn't I have what the others have with each other? Alice has Jasper, Emmet has Rose, was I doomed to walk the earth and never find my someone? The protectiveness in me had me follow this girl into the kitchen. I was probably about two people behind her when I noticed Emmett come up from behind her, pick her up and drag her away. What was Emmet thinking? Couldn't he see her fragileness.... Wait a minute why was he TAKING HER TO THE GARAGE? When I finally got there Emmett was pulling out at 100mph. Where the hell was he taking her? I could already think of 1000 ideas going through Emmett's head. At the speed that he was going, it was probably some where far. Good, that gave me a chance to follow and not get caught!
I could only picture what he had done to her. She was probably bound and blindfolded in the back seat. Emmet was never one for gaging people. He always wanted to hear them speak, even if it was annoying at times. He probably thought of this as one big joke. I still had no clue what he was up to when we hit the highway. Looks like I was right. It wasn't going to be close by. The signs told me that we were heading south somewhere. So what was Emmet heading to the beach or something? Did he want to fake drown her or something? I noticed that he took the Exeter exit and it finally clicked. No... no....NO!! He wouldn't. He wouldn't take her to that abandoned insane asylum, would he? Then I noticed that the scenery started to become more familiar. Has he lost it or something? Why would he take her there. I really started to think that he really had lost his marbles.
He started to take the familiar route to the place when I lost him. The car suddenly sped up and I couldn't see them any more. This made me panic because I thought that he had seen me or something. By the time that I got there, I found the car abandoned. Now there are multiple buildings at the sight and they could be in any one of them. Really what the hell was Emmet thinking? Did he really think that this was funny? Oh yeah, lets take her to an haunted abandoned school for the insane and mentally challenged, this should be really funny because not only does she not know the building, she does not know the town as well! Only Emmet would think of something like that. This is probably one of the worst pranks he has ever done, and there have been some bad ones.
I had to think, what would be in Emmett's mind the funniest room to put her in. As I went over the lay out in my mind it clicked immediately. This was probably one of the most scariest rooms in the entire place. Not only in the fact that it was a Dentist room, but in the fact that there were spikes every where. This was also Emmet's favorite room to hang out in when ever we went in here. Emmet was not one for putting much thought in to hiding people in abandoned buildings. It was very easy to find where Emmett himself hid when we used to play hide and go seek when we were little. Obviously that part of him had not really changed. When I entered the Dentist's room, that is indeed where I found them. Bella was not blind folded, just bound to the chair. The minute I saw Emmet I just let the unexplainable rage take over.
BPV
" Where are you taking me ,Emmet ?"
"I'm not Emmet !" the voice said in a clearly Emmett voice.
" Cut the crap Emmett, I know its you, its your voice!"
" No it isn't," obviously Emmett would never be an actor.
" |Alright then non Emmett, where are you taking me?"
" You'll see"
Emmet finally took the blind folds off. I got a look at the chair that I was bound to. It looked like a dentist chair with spikes on it. WHAT THE FUCK? WHERE THE FUCK AM I?
All of a sudden Emmet started to laugh. The look on my face must of some how been amusing to him. That's some FUCKING sense of humor that he has. Now I was furious. Oh yeah, lets leave her in a Dentist/ torture room in an abandoned building. We'll have someone find her in a few hours, see how insane she's gone. Did I say outpatient therapy, no he needs to be committed and helped by the countries top experts in the mental health field . Maybe then there would be hope for him.
" Emmett, your sick! You need help!" I was stating the obvious.
" I know I am, hahahaha!" Then why the fuck wont he get help?
" You think that this is funny don't you?" Again stating the obvious.
" Yes!" he continued to boisterously laugh.
At this point I saw a flash of bronze hair and green eyes. Then I must of fainted, because that is the last thing that I remember. That and the feeling of being finally safe tonight. Next thing I knew I was being carried to a shiny silver Volvo.
I finally regained full consciousness driving in the car with Edward to what I assumed would be his house. I felt extremely embarrassed , because not only did he have to come to my rescue but I also fainted in his arms. He probably thought I was a freak or something.
" Are you okay" Edward asked carefully. He looked at me like I was going to go into shock at any second. I cant even imagine what I looked like right now.
"Yeah, I'm alright, did you know that your brother had such a fucked up sense of humor"
" Yeah, he's never done anything quite that bad though, I was even scared for a minute there."
" I'm sorry that you had to leave the party and your whor-, I mean, girlfriend. I hope she's not mad." Yeah, right. I was praying that she was livid, the idea made me smile.
"She's a big girl, she'11 be fine on her own." Girl isn't the word I was thinking of for her.
"So do you like Rhode Island, I know it's a big change"
"Yeah its okay, I kinda miss home, but im sure I'll get used to it"
" Well im sure that having Alice around helps" well I guess he was right, if I didn't have my tiny pixie like friend around, things would probably be harder.
" She's quite a unit your sister is"
" Yeah I know"
We continued to talk all the way home. I was slightly wrong about Edward, he was a pretty nice guy, despite the fact that he was kind of a man whore. I felt strangely comfortable in his presence. Before I knew it we had arrived at the Cullen's home. I was almost reluctant to get out of the car. As I got out I turned to him.
" Thank you for coming to save me."
" No problem, I know how retarded my brother cam be." He said with a crooked smile.
At this point I had the sudden urge to hug him, but I refrained because at that moment Jessica Stanley came bounding out of the house.
"BABE! I MISSED YOU, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!" She screamed at a horrible ear piercing screech. Was it me or did Edward look slightly annoyed at the sight of his girlfriend.
It must have been me, because he greeted her with a welcoming hug. I noticed, however, that his crooked grin had vanished from his flawless face.
EPV
The car ride with Bella was the most interesting one that I've ever had with a girl. Most girls that I would have in a car alone with me would be suffocating me. But Bella sat and talked with me like she would with anyone else. Her face looked different tonight than how it usually looked. I examined it to find out the change, and quickly acquired what was different about it. Ah, Bella was wearing makeup, something she usually never did. How odd, most girls cake their faces every morning with pounds of that stuff on, especially Jessica. I quickly remembered early how I had gotten very aggravated with her because she was wearing so much of it, it had stained nearly half of my wardrobe. I had never met a girl who wore a plain face every day. I also noticed while talking to Bella, she seemed content just speaking with me. From the things she said, she seemed to have the highest intelligence of any girl I have ever spoke with. I was only just beginning to figure out what a unique individual this girl was. These revelations had me craving to find out more about her. What else was different about her than other girls? I had to know. It was only too soon that I found myself pulling into my own driveway, and I felt surprisingly sour about that. From the look on her face, her chocolate brown eyes also appeared to look sad about leaving as well. As Bella got out to leave, she turned and quietly thanked me for saving her life from my idiotic brother. It was then that my blissful moment came crashing down when I heard the sound of my girlfriend's screeching voice bellowed out from behind Bella.
I tuned out everything Jessica said for the rest of the night, lost in my own thoughts. I had never been so interested in a girl in my entire lifetime. You could call me a casual dater. Okay, that's kind of an understatement. I never gave a thought to having a real relationship before though, every one I had was similar to what I had with Jessica. Who would want that relationship to last for a long time, huh? I think I would hang myself and or have Emmett run me over with his Jeep. As I was reveling in my newfound perceptions of relationships, I noticed my twin sister bounding out of the kitchen, dragging her poor boyfriend Jasper behind her. That kid really had a lot of patience to put up with her.
" Edward!" Alice practically sang. " I have to talk to you about something important." She glanced over at Jessica giving her a dirty look.
" Alone." I saw Alice's eyebrows narrow. That meant she was serious.
I pushed Jessica off me, where she fell with a small thud onto the hardwoods. Maybe Alice had something to tell me about Bella. I followed her into the kitchen and watched as Alice looked behind me to make sure that no one had followed.
"There is something up with that Yorkie kid, I mean first he was on the cell phone, and then he was acting shady all night. I hope he's not buying drugs or something!"
" and also your girlfriend was hoeing her self all over him, they disappeared for a while, knowing her they probably did it."
" That's okay I was going to dump her soon any ways, She was too much of a hoe for me, I've got my sights on a new girl" and I really did.
"Really? Who?" She sat there for a few moments pondering my words, then it clicked
"EDWARD CULLEN, YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY NOT DATING MY BEST FRIEND!!" I was suddenly confused by this. Why would she care who I dated?
" Why not?"
" I SEE THE WAY YOU TREAT WOMEN, YOU TREAT THEM LIKE THEY ARE A PIECE OF MEAT OR SOMETHING, DO YOU THINK I WANT MY BEST FRIEND DATING SOMEONE LIKE THAT!"
"I DO NOT TREAT WOMEN LIKE THAT!"
" REALLY WHAT ABOUT A FEW MINUTES AGO ?" What did she mean a few minutes ago, when I pushed Jessica off my arm?
" YOU PUSHED JESSICA TO THE FLOOR, YOU DIDN'T EVEN PICK HER UP!"
"I'VE SEEN YOU DO THIS WITH EVERYONE OF YOUR GIRLS, DON'T DENY IT" She is right there, I'll give her that one.
"SO YOUR GOING TO DICTATE WHO I CAN DATE?"
" DON'T MAKE THIS ALL ABOUT YOU, IM PROTECTING HER!" If she was protecting her, where was she when Emmett kidnaped her?
Lovely, so im going to have to convince Alice that I wont treat Bella like that before I can date her. What a daunting challenge. If Alice really only knew. She was right though. I would have to clean up my act. If not for convincing Alice then for Bella. She's not blind so she's probably seen the way my girlfriends are treated and made her own assumptions. If they are anything like Alice's then I have my work cut out for me.
As I was thinking this my plan started to evolve. First thing on the agenda was breaking up with Jessica. That will not be an easy feat. She would not understand why, so I was glad that Alice had given me the ammo for that. I would say that I knew what she did when I was gone. I would talk about how trust is a valuable part of any relationship and that she had lost mine. I would end it with " I think that we should see other people" or something like that.
I found Jessica near that Eric kid again. What's up with that kid first he comes as Bella's date, now he's with my soon to be EX girlfriend. I thought I was a "casual dater". I pulled Jessica aside, apologized for earlier and told her that we needed to talk. She seemed to get a little nervous at these words but followed me back into the kitchen. Alice gave me one disgusted look and then left with Jasper.
" I know what you did with Eric earlier" I figured that I'd get that out as soon as possible
Jessica presented to play dumb at this statement and asked " to what do you mean?"
" Jessica, stop pretending, you were seen by a reliable witness" that was true .
"I think that we need to talk about our relationship and where it is going" or where it is not going depending on how you look at it.
" Why?" Why? What does she mean why, does she really like it like this?
"Because you have just totally ruined my trust , how am I ever going to have a relationship with you when all the while im worried whether you'll be faithful to me?" I saw the shock spread across her face which then turned to guilt.
" I didn't mean to" was all Jessica could say. So she didn't mean to be all over Eric. She didn't mean to sleep with him. Then who's fault was that?
" Look your obviously not happy in this relationship, why else would you be doing this ,So why don't we see other people." I never realized how true these words were until now.
" so its over" Jessica said. I could hear the relief in her voice
" yes" was all I could say.
Well that part of the plan went pretty smooth. Easier than I thought actually. Now I just have to clean up my act. This was going to take a while considering that I don't like change that much. Besides the casual dating thing I had a hard time adjusting to new situations. I was just going to have to get over that though if I could achieve my goal of being with Bell though.
As I looked over at Bella though I could see one huge obstacle in my plan. That obstacle was named Eric Yorkie. He seemed obsessed with her. He followed her everywhere she went. It seemed like he did not have any dignity at all.
At some point Bella left him , probably to go talk to Alice or something. When she was not in sight I noticed that Eric kept on looking at his phone, like he was willing it to speak or something. That's strange. After about a minute of doing this Eric suddenly looked up and kept on looking around him like he was paranoid or something. Okay he was acting very shady. Then he walked out side and made another call on his phone. This kid is up to something. I hope that im there when he gets caught.
