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Chapter 12

BPV

By the week's end we were all celebrities at school. Apparently everyone hated Eric, they just never said it to his face. Still no one could believe that he would actually do that just to make his cousin happy. They were particularly disgusted with the bugged teddy bear. Emmett was running on a natural high over this, everyone said that they would of shot at his house as well . He now was dubbed" Emmett Fudd" and he told everyone to address him as such. The only thing that bummed him was that he missed his favorite holiday, he had spent most of April fools dat worrying about me. He promised everyone a week's worth of pranks to look forward to. Oh joy!

I should of known that I would not be exempt from Emmett. He took too much pride in what he did. But after I awoke at the Cullen's on the first day of spring break ( Day 2 of Charlie's honeymoon) I smelled the strong smell of men's shaving cream. I instinctively placed my hand on top of my head and found that Emmett had thrown a massive amount of the stuff in my hair. He did a 16th century womans hair style. I started to scream . Then I heard the unmistakeable sound of Alice screaming coming from her bathroom. When she came out she had a Hitler mustache and on her forehead was the words " Im a decorating dictator!" Still having the shaving cream in my head we both screamed " EMMET !!" to which a distraught looking Rose entered, half her hair cut off. I mean literally half was at her skull and the other half was her normal length hair.

" I cant believe it, he actually cut my hair off!" She sobbed

" im gonna kill him, do you know how long permeant marker lasts on skin!" Alice shrieked.

" How the hell am I going to get this out!" I cried.

It was about that time that the door opened and Edward and Jasper both stormed into the room. Apparently Emmett put for sale signs on all of their cars, he even placed them in both the want adds and the bargain buyer. People have been calling all morning, they're especially interested in the Vanquish ( Emmett marked it at $10,000).

" that's it, we gotta get the master prankster back!" Alice shouted

" but how, he has done everything in the book and even invented stuff of his own" everyone else said.

" then we come up with something of our own, something that he hasn't thought about!" Alice shouted.

" he loves that god damn jeep as much as I love my hair, why don't we go at that revenue" Rose said.

" What are we going to do, crash the thing?" I asked.

" What am I chopped liver, I can do things to his car that would make him wish that we totaled it!" Rose said with malice in her voice.

" what if he doesn't stop" I said

" then we don't stop" Rose finished.

We went shopping that day for the dresses when Alice came up with a wonderful idea on what to do with Emmett's Jeep.

" Switch the radio and empty his ipod. If he doesn't stop attack the apolstry, and if he still doesn't stop fix the air bag sensor so that when he taps the cement thing they deploy!" she said.

" That's a wonderful idea Alice" we agreed

After we bought our dresses and went back to the house Rose attacked the Jeep. We lucked out in that Emmett was no where near the garage, though this meant that he could be devising other pranks. She took out his $100 radio and replaced it with a $10 one that knew to be broken ( rose purposely damaged it). She then went into his ipod and deleted every song that he had and he had a lot. As we headed upstairs we saw Emmett heading towards the garage and we couldn't help but giggle a little. We met up with the boy's in Alice's room and told them about the Jeep. We then waited for the consequences. They did not come soon enough.

Emmett roared up the stairs like a grizzly bear protecting its cub. The sound made us double over laughing before the door opened and Emmett screamed " THIS MEANS WAR!" Rose then shouted back "YOU DECLARED WAR WHEN YOU CUT HALF MY HAIR OFF!" to that the door slammed shut. We looked at each other and said that this means we go to phase 2 after the next time he gets us.

Emmet's second round was worse than the first. He did the warm water trick on me. When I awoke I found that I was completely soaked. I started to freak out when I heard the unmistakeable voice of Alice shouting " MY CLOTHES!". Emmett had cut up the most expensive things in Alice's wardrobe ( all in all he destroyed half her closet). She had a murderous look in here eyes. At this point I think that she could of burned Emmett's closet and not cared. That was when Rose came in screaming about how her Victoria's Secret bras were downstairs in the freezer. We then heard the sound of someone intensely scratching . Edward came into the room covered in hives. Emmett switched his colonge to another brand that he was allergic to. He apparently emptied the bottle and placed the other brand in the empty bottle. What he did to Jasper looked like it was a slight to both Alice as well as him. He dyed all of Jasper's clothing bright pink and wrote "Dr. Feel good" all over it. You could tell that someone with Emmett's fashion sense dyed his clothes. He picked the most ugliest color pink that I have ever seen. It was petpo bismal in color. From the look in her eye I could tell that Alice had bought Jasper these clothes. She had this malicious look to her now. She ran to the garage to only discover that the Jeep was no where to be found. So instead we went to plan B.

Plan B was to infiltrate Emmett's room and take as much exercise equipment as we possibly could. We would need the boy's help for this, and they were only too eager to help. We looked around to make sure that Emmett was not around and then proceeded to sneak into his room. Emmett's room made the school gym look like a toddler's gym. He had all the new exercise equipment, plus some that were not on the market yet. There must of been twenty 100 pound bell bars scattered through out the room. I was shocked that he could fit his bed in there. It looked like a mega gym owner's dream bedroom. It took all of us to clear out one of the 10 stairmaster's in there. By the end ( 4.5 hours later) we had only left the Boflex ( Edward protested taking this out, said that it cost too much) and a stair master for Rose. We hid everything in the woods in the back of the house.

We had just finished taking the last item out when we saw the Jeep pull in. Emmett had a disgruntled look on his face because he could not fix the radio, and he didn't know how to download songs on his ipod. We all looked at each other and bust into laughter.

" That will teach him to cut my clothes" Alice shouted.

" And cut my hair, do you know how long it will take to grow back!" Rose agreed, we had to cut the other side and now she had a style similar to Alice's. Rose was pissed.

Three minutes later we had reentered the house when Emmett tore down the stairs like a bat out of hell. He had a half devastated half raged look on his face. He was at a loss for words. The room was nearly destroyed when he was done looking for his gym. Then he ran back into the garage.

" I think we did it this time, id hate to see what he does tonight!" I said with a nervous tone to my voice.

" Better go hide the cars" we all ran as we said this.

When we got into the garage the Jeep was gone again. We each took our cars out of the garage and parked them near the exercise equipment in the woods. Knowing Emmett, if we had not done this, he would of taken our cars to a junk yard or something. When we finally got back to the house Emmett was still gone. He must be really ticked off. He probably thought that we sold his stuff to the nearest sporting good's store or something.

When tomorrow finally came, at first nothing seemed out of the ordernary. Everything was where it was supposed to be, nothing was on my face or anything. So I had really thought that Emmett had stopped. When I went downstairs though to get a bite to eat I noticed that something didn't feel right, I looked down at the food again, eggo's and they seemed perfectly normal, so why do I feel like something is not right. It was then that everything went black.

EPV

I heard a shriek downstairs that could of only been Alice. I had wondered what Emmett had done now. Had he turned Alice's hair pink or something like that. I went down to investigate, figuring that he had cut up her credit cards to find Alice in the kitchen with a look of horror on her face. When I reached the doorway into the kitchen I noticed Bella's limp form on the floor, her eggo's scattered across the floor. While picking her off the floor I noticed that the syrup on the waffles looked different, it had this brown powder mixed in it, a minute amount. Shit he knew that she was allergic to cinnamon ( the powder). Please god make her be okay, Emmett is such an idiot. I cannot believe that he added Cinnamon to her syrup. It was about that time that Rosalie came running down the stairs.

" HE CHOPPED UP ALL OF MY HIGH HEELS....Wait a minute ... WHAT HAPPENED TO BELLA"

"EMMETT MIXED CINNAMON INTO HER SYRUP!... THAT" S WHAT HAPPENED TO HER, IM GONNA KILL HIM WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON HIM, HE'S GONE WAY TOO FAR!" oh just wait till the next time I see him, he could of killed her!

She was still unconscious when Emmett graced us with his presence a few minute's later. From the look on his face he had only expected her to break out or something of that nature, not pass out. That did not sooth my rage at him, he caused my Bella harm, now he's gonna pay. Emmett must of seen the murderous look in our eyes for he started to talk.

" Just wait a minute guys, no one ever told me that she passes out, I didn't know!"

" EMMETT YOU IDIOT, YOU KNEW THAT SHE WAS ALLERGIC, WHAT DID YOU THINK, THAT SHE WOULD BREAK OUT OR SOMETHING, YOU NEVER THINK!" Alice and I shouted at the same time. If I killed him now Alice would have no problem helping.

" I DIDN'T THINK IT'D BE THAT BAD!" he kept on repeating.

" YOUR GYM IS THAT IMPORTANT THAT YOU WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS!" I shrieked. It was then that I flew at him.

BPV

When I opened my eyes Edwards face came swimming into view. His face looked different somehow, his perfect face disrupted by a huge bruise over his left eye. I was about to ask what happened when I got a good look at Emmett. His hair was tossed, he was holding his rib , his nose was bleeding and he also had a bruise over his eye. But his was over the right eye not the left. Carlisle was giving him an ice pack for his face. Then he set about resetting Emmett's nose.

Emmett had an angry look in his eye.

" Emmett, this is what you get for putting that in her syrup, what you didn't think that he would flip out?" Carlisle said tenderly.

Emmett grumbled an unintelligible word.

Alice gave him a huge sneering look. She obviously agreed with this. When Carlisle finished he started to talk.

" Guy's your gonna have to promise that you wont pull prank's on each other ever again, I don't want anyone else getting hurt!"

Everyone said "We promise" and then gave a glare in Emmett's direction. Emmett finally gave up and said that he wouldn't do it again if we told him where his gym was. Rose then proceeded to show him where we had placed his stuff. When he came back he had a small smile on his face. He apologized for what prank's he had done and so did we. He then proceeded to tell us that he was proud of us, that he wouldn't of thought to go after the gym like that. That was when he promised Rose to pay the bill for any new shoes that she wanted. He also promised Alice reimbersment for the clothes that he destroyed ( both her's as well as Jasper's). Boy he was going to fork a lot over for that.