Chapter 3: Why Near is L's successor
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The Next morning Mello woke to the sound of his alarm clock playing, 'Sexy Back'. The boy rolled over and smacked the 'snooze' button, hitting Matt in the head with his elbow in the process. Matt moaned and snuggled closer to Mello mumbling something about "5 more minutes…" Mello sighed, then yelled loudly in the other boy's ear, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED?!"
Matt blinked sleepily, "Oh, morning!" he yawned.
"'Morning' my ass," Mello yelled, "Why are you in my bed!"
"B-But Mello-chan! It was so cold last night, and I was lonely!" Matt said giving his best pair of puppy dog eyes. Mello glared at Matt, but he still had the 'beaten dog' expression on his face. Then the blonde grabbed his pillow and began to beat Matt about the head with it.
"AH! Someone help me! Mello's trying to rape me!" Matt yelled, laughing. They were wrestling on the floor, when the bedroom door opened. Mello looked up in horror, for who should be there but the infamous L. The detective still had his impassive look in his face. He muttered, "Near told me that you two were fighting, but you seem to be doing well now." Mello's jaw dropped. L turned to leave, then he muttered to himself, "Probability of Mello being a girl, 60."
Mello turned to Matt and hissed, "I will murder you." Matt grinned and said, "I love you too Mello!"
L was walking through the hall heading back to his office, the gears in his mind working madly. Finally one thought came perfectly clear, 'Note to self, make Near my successor.'