CH 2
Hey Akumaru were are you boy come here. Um Naruto I think he might be in Kiba's room with the door shut . Uh - oh Choji you might want to stay back because Akumaru is going to be pissed. ( Kiba Naruto one of you better open this door now or else) sorry about that (oh your going to be sorry , hold your tacos whats that smell oh no she isn't is she) yes Akumaru she is and Sakura isn't here or she could stop it and the only other way is to mate with Kiba. (Why can't you find some other guy, you know like Choji, Gaara, Lee, Kakashi, Iruka, Neji, Shino, or Kankuro, why does it have to be Kiba you know if his mother found out she might freak out and try to kill you, don't worry I promise I won't tell her, so what in the world did you wake me for) well tonight can you help Choji, Hinata, and Ino keep the guys from trying to rape me and their girlfriends from trying to kill me (hm why should I) hm maybe I might buy you two to three good size t-bone steak.
Hey Naruto when have you been able to understand Akumaru, well ever since the Kuybi taught me Choji. "Knock Knock Knock" Hey Choji can you get the door I have to finish getting ready, ok, hey yall come on in oh he's in his room getting ready and the other is out. Hey Akumaru what do you think I should wear (maybe that outfit Kiba got you for your birthday) you know I still haven't figured out why he got me these ( well it was Hinata's idea("Yeah that was a lie"))( besides the skin tight shirt and pants you might want to wear that black thing you call a chocker which is really a spiked dog collar and then put a sign on your back saying please don't rape me ha ha ha ha) AKUMARU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!( I was just joking about the but the other you should wear) ok. Hey Naruto me and Ino just got back can we come in yeah I'm decent. OMG Naruto the idea is to not to make people want to rape you, this is just screaming open season on your ass, Ino, sorry Hinata but it's the truth. AKUMARU!!!!!!!!!!( Sorry man I couldn't help myself) Hinata remind me to kill Akumaru later for this, oh well no time to change because Kiba is going to be here in about five minutes.
TO BE CONTINUED