Prompt: JFantasist. This is acturally a nursery rhyme, but I'll do my best.
Shinobu oved Miyagi alot. But there were somethings that he couldn't stand about the man, but only one bothered him the most.
It wasn't smoking. He wished that Miyagi would cut back. He didn't want the man to die early.
It wasn't the fact that he would criticize Shinobu's work. Miyagi would sometimes make him feel like an idiot and embarrass him. He hated to be called a slacker because he knew that he wasn't.
And it wasn't the fact that Miyagi constantly worried about thier relationship being found out. It did bother Shinobu, but not that much. He knew that Miyagi was treading on thin ice with his father.
No, the problem that bothered him the most was.....Miyagi's feet.
That man's feet stuck to high heavens! Shinobu could sometimes smell his feet from a different room.
'What the hell! This man is perfect except for his hideous feet odor!'
Miyagi had just gotten home from work and he took off his shoes. As soon as they were off, Shinobu almost gagged.
"That's it!" He cried out startling the poor man. He crossed the room and grabbed Miyagi's shoes and tossed them outside.
"Hey! What are-"
He didn't get to finish as Shinobu ran off and pulled out some baby powder, (He wouldn't tell Miyagi why he insisted that he needed some.), came back and proceeded to dump some onto Miyagi's feet.
"What the hell Shinobu!? What's gotten into you?!"
Shinobu glared at him. "Your feet."
Miyagi looked down at his newly powdered feet. "What about them?"
The boy shook his head and rolled his eyes. "I swear to god that your feet are the worst ever! The reek! I almost gag everytime your shoes come off! I love you but do something about the foul odor will you!?"
The older man just stared at the other shocked. He didn't know his feet were that bad. His sense of smell had been dull almost all of his life.
He laughed a little and went to retrieve his shoes. He poured the powder into the shoes as well.
"I'll see what I can do. Is it really that bad?"
"Yes you stupid old man! I feel like that old nursery rhyme!"
"Which one?"
"You know, the old woman that lived in the shoe?"
"Oh. That one. Well, I'm pretty sure that it stunk too."
They looked at each other and began to laugh at thier stiuation. They couldn't help it. It was just to funny for them.
Later on Miyagi found a powder that eliminated his foot odor much to Shinobu's relief.
How's that? I'm not sure how it turned out.