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I wonder if Naruto is here or did he forget my birthday just like everyone else oh well, Naruto I'm ho… SURPRISE HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIBA. Hey little bro don't start crying. I thought yall had forgotten. Well how could we with your roommate, your dog, and Hinata reminding us for the past week, so now if you don't mind LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED. So who's up for twister and no cheating Ino. Uh Hinata are you implying I cheat. Well, you do when you want someone to win like at Naruto's birthday party with Sakura. Come on Hinata, Ino lets play. Hey were is Naruto. Last time we saw him was right after you came in. Hey Ino go to the closet down the hall and get that thing, ok.
No stop don't touch me help, hey Neji get your hands off of Naruto or else. Why what are you going to do to me Ino, oh you ask for it. Dam Ino you didn't have to beet him black and blue oh well you better just watch out for Tenten now. Let me worry about her, now come on Kiba and Hinata are waiting to play twister with you. Hey I'm back and look who I found while I was getting the next game out. Hey Gaara Lee come here, what's up Naruto, yall want to play spin the spinner for us, yeah sure. Ok birthday boy first lets see right foot red, Naruto your next left foot green, Hinata right hand blue, Ino left hand yellow, Kiba left foot yellow, 5 minutes later, Kiba left hand blue, Naruto left foot green, ow. That's game Kiba wins great game.
Uh Ino, what Naruto, Tenten looks really angry and headed this way. Hinata, yes Ino can you put her to sleep, yeah. Hey Gaara Lee yall might want to stay for the next two games, they're spin the bottle and truth or dare, ok. Not again, hey Akumaru come here please Barf "can you go stop Temari from killing Naruto and Shikamaru from raping him thanks" Ino what was that all about, you'll find out later Kiba. Hey were did you go to Naruto, to get drinks, who wants a Smirnoff. Ok time for the next game and the rules are you must kiss whoever it lands on no matter what and it has to be a good French kiss. Ok birthday boy first come on spin the bottle, now were is it going to stop, oh Kiba it looks like your kissing Ino, mmm dam Kiba you're a good kisser, your not that bad of a kisser either. Ok Naruto your turn spin it, " yes finally" it's you and Kiba, mmm, ok you two yall can finesh later if you want, Gaara it's… never mind, Ino your turn "eeek" its me and you , "mmm" you and Sakura ever break up call me, ok Hinata I will.
Ok time for truth or dare, hey yall can we join in. Naruto turned to see Shino, Kakashi, Guy, and Asuma. Before Hinata, Ino, or Naruto could say no Kiba said sure why not. Ok, hey Kiba is it ok if we start with Ino and go counter clock wise, yeah sure. Ok Ino pick, with pleasure hm Naruto truth ore dare, hm truth, is it true that you like Kiba but not just as a friend, yes. Ok Hinata your turn, hm Kiba truth or dare, dare, ok Kiba tell us your secret, um um, come on Kiba you know how he feels, ok I love you Naruto and would like to know will you go out with me, yes Kiba *crying* I will. Okay you two wait till later, ok, but yall might want to stop Gaara and Lee cause their giving us some naughty ideas. Hey Kiba call Akumaru, why my Kitsune, just do it please its important and I like the nickname, *whistle* Akumaru come here boy( yes Kiba whats up) I don't know ask Kitsune I mean (Naruto whats up are those 4 trying to make a move) yeah but while I take my turn tell Kiba " my boyfriend" whats up and you better wait till after Kiba tells her ok. (yeah yeah I promise not to tell her, now Kiba listen good) okay.
Shino truth or dare, hm I pick truth, Why did you want to join in this game. (Kiba the Kyubi is in heat and whats worse is it's a she and Sakura isn't here to help him and the only other way is for him to mate with a male "you", and because of that every guy except for Lee, Gaara, Choji, and you are trying to rape Naruto while their girlfriends try to kill him, so I along with Hinata, Ino, and Choji have been running interception all night). The truth to why I joined this game is so I could get close to you, Naruto I want you right now. Hey buggy, who said that, turn around, what the (*BAM*), leave my Kitsune alone got it. Kiba turned from the bloody Shino in front of him towards the other 3 guys and said " If any of you dare touch my Kitsune your dead meat and warning I can make my mom look like a harmless dog so try me" he then turned to Gaara and Lee and told them they could take Naruto's room for tonight and that he wouldn't be needing it. Hey before you even think about it you got candles to blow out.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR KIBA HAPPY… SHIKAMARU STOP I'M GOING OUT WITH KIBA STOP PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU FUCKING BASTERED YOU BETTER GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY KITSUNE OR ELSE, OR ELSE WHAT YOU MIGHT BITE ME, NO WORSE, LIKE WHAT. First I'm going to castrate you and then put your own shit up your ass, and then after I'm done with you I'm going to let Choji, Akumaru, Ino, and Hinata have their way with you, now I'm going to give you till the count of 3 and then your going to wish you were dead.1(Kiba pulled out a Kunai) 2(Kiba started walking towards him) 3 (Shikamaru let go of Naruto and ran like hell). Dam Kiba I think you made even his shadow shit itself (everybody was rolling in the floor laughing their asses off at him (lol)) Hey Naruto, yes Hinata, were is the wipcream you sent Kiba to get, oh sorry I um never made it to the store. Yes you did, Anko sh. Hey Hinata you want to join us. No thanks.
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