31. sexy no jutsu
She laughs at him for thirty minutes straight.
He growls, shifting uncomfortably, unuse to the extra weight in his chest. "Shut up. It's not funny."
She laughs harder.
"It's for a mission." He complains, his voice several octaves higher than it should be. "Please be serious."
"Okay," she manages to say through her fit of giggles. "You can borrow my fishnets for your mission. Just be sure to give them back to me, alright?"
She cackles even louder than normal, and his face grows several shades redder.
"I'm never going to live this down, am I?" He asks, his hair in a spiky, feminine pony tail, the green eye shadow Ino professionally applied getting in his eyes.
She grins wildly. "Nope, never. Especially not after I take a few pictures."
How troublesome.
A/N: Because even girl!Shika has a fishnet fetish. :D