Chapter 10: Pre-Preschool (Part 2)
Mello and Matt entered the classroom. The walls were painted white and had hand-drawn pictures of Dora the Explorer, Winnie the Pooh, and Bob the Builder. Also, there were three small tables with mini-chairs and a normal sized desk with a rolling chair in which the teacher would, and was, sitting.
Mrs. Paula, the teacher, looked up, "About time," She held out a paper that had suspiciously happy looking beach balls on it, go to the office and copy 16 of these and then use the paper cutter to cut them in half." Mello sighed, grabbed the paper, and headed with Matt to the office.
-20 Minutes Later-
When they finally returned, Matt was holding the copies in his left hand. His right was trying to hold up what remained of his pants. Both of their clothes were cut in random places. Mello's shirt was entirely Missing In Action. Mrs. Paula looked up from her papers, "Oh, so the blonde one's a boy." Matt handed her the papers and abandoned his pants to focus his full attention on holding Mello back from killing the teacher.
Mrs. Paula remained oblivious, "What took you so long?"
Matt shuddered, "Paper cutter, don't ask…"
Thankfully Mrs. Paula didn't ask, on the other hand, "Well, you can't let the children, or their parents, see you like this. You look like hobos."
"Don't worry!" Matt let go of Mello who had given up the fight, "This stuff happens a lot. I have an extra outfit in the car," Matt left to get the substitute clothes.
The room was completely silent after Mello had left, until Mrs. Paula let out a polite cough and finally said what had preyed on her mind ever since she first saw Mello, "So, you're a guy then…"
"Shut up."
"I couldn't really tell you know?"
"I said shut up."
"You have such lovely features."
Mello pulled out his gun from…you don't wanna know…and pointed it at the hapless teacher's head.
"Hey Mel, no guns in school," Matt had reappeared by the door with two book bags, supposedly caring polyester and leather mercy in his hand, "Come on, the boys' room is over here."
Mello followed his friend down the hall to the bathroom passing multiple children and their respective parents on the way. Once they were in the bathroom, Matt turned to the still half-naked Mello reached out his hand and said, "Give me the gun."
"But,why?"
"Because you might shoot a kid!"
"Fine, but I'd better get a hell of a lot of chocolate for this!"
Mello handed Matt his gun and he then tossed it into his backpack. Both boys started to change. Matt reached into his bag and pulled out a chocolate bar, "Hey Mel, lookie here!"
Mello had just zipped up his black vest, "Give it."
"Come and get it!" Matt said in a sing-song voice. Mello sighed heavily and took a step closer to Matt.
"More."
Step
"More."
Step.
Mello was about half a foot away from Matt. Mello went to grab the chocolate that Matt was holding above his head and Matt kissed him.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
In the doorway there was a little boy who had apparently witnessed the entire scene. The boy run to his mother, "Mommy Mommy, a boy kissed a girl in the bathroom!"
Mello followed, "No lady…it wasn't….wha…I'M NOT A GIRL!!"
"But you look like one!" the kid said hiding behind his mother.
"What?! I do not!"
"Yeah huh!"
"You brat, I'll…"
"That's enough," Matt grabbed Mello's raised hand and dragged him back to the school room. The kid stuck out his tongue to the struggling Mello.
Katana: I'm really on a roll with posting! YAY! As usual thank you all for your kind reviews. I hope to post one chapter a week for the rest of the summer, Crosses fingers. Now that your done reading ch. 10, go watch the Death Note movies. Matt and Mello aren't in them, but they're DAMN good!! Remember to eat your vegetables kids!
Next chapter: School starts!