Disclaimer: I don't own Poptarts either….or any of the songs mentioned…or Scooby-dooooooooo

Katana: So you all know, my mom's preschool is run by a Lutheran church, that's why they have to say a prayer before they eat. I'm not being partial to any religion, that's just how it works. Btw, I think Mello's agnostic and Matt's an atheist…I don't know that for a fact that's just how I see it…

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After an eventful 32 minutes and 17 seconds of outdoor frolicking, Mrs. Paula intructed Mello and Matt to lead the class inside for that most glorious of preschool delights, Snack Time.

The children ran back to the room despite Matt and Mello's feeble attempts at telling them to walk.

"Where do they get all this energy?" Mello panted.

"I honestly believe that television is to blame," Matt wiped the sweat from his forehead with the back of his hand, "Television and Poptarts do evil things to adolescents."

"Matt, you know that made absolutely no sense…"

"I know Mel. Don't question, just accept."

The snack for the day turned out to be Cheese-its, Scooby-Doo fruit snacks, and juice boxes. Before the class was permitted to break into their artifically colored treats, Mrs. Paula had the class say a prayer. They sang an obnoxiously cute song called, "Open Shut Them" that made Mello's eye twitch. After that, Mrs. Paula said a short prayer thanking god for their snack and for the class's new friends, Mello and Matt. At this Mello sighed and Matt smiled sweetly.

The class then broke into their snack with ravenous delight. Matt and Mello were kept busy opening juices, cleaning up spills and removing gummy snacks from hair. By the time Mello and Matt sat down to eat their snack, it was already Circle Time.

The "circle" was actually a large oval rug with the letters of the alphabet in rainbow colors on the border. Each student ran to his or her respective letter and sat down on it. Mello and Matt looked at the vacant 'M' then at each other.

"I call it, I'm older than you," Mello ran to his letter and sat down on it.

Matt followed him and sat on Mello's lap.

"What the fu…" Mello started, but stopped mid-sentence seeing as Mrs. Paula sent him a glare that would stop a herd of charging wildebeest in their tracks.

It turns out that circle time consists of each student standing up, saying what letter they sit on and what their name is. This task was rather difficult for Mello since Matt refused to get off his lap.

Anyways, at this point even had Mello stood up, he would have fallen flat on his face, seeing as he had no feeling below his waist. Matt smiled at the thought of Mello screaming at him for making his legs fall asleep while he was struggling to get up.

After the alphabet, Mello and Matt were put through a form of torture called, "Elmo's Alphabet Rap".

A song that Mello was sure merited the title 'Cruel and Unusual Punishment'.

The ecstatic children and the unwilling Mello and Matt were put through a rigorous course of "Head, Shoulder, Knees, and Toes", "The Train Song", "My God is so Big", and back by popular demand, "Elmo's Alphabet Rap".

At the end of Circle Time, Mello and Matt we more than ready for naptime. But they were in for a nasty shock, for when Mello asked Mrs. Paula when naptime was, she told him that they didn't have it this Pre-school.

This statement was followed ny Mello screaming mellow-dramatically while Matt went to play with the finger paints.

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Katana: Damn it another short chapter...oh well, sucks to be you people... L's probably agnostic now that I think about it...and Near is definitely an atheist, ehehehe…if you don't know what agnostic is, look it up…If I can find links to the songs I mentioned, I'll post them on my profile! Also, I'm gonna be camping this week from Sunday to Friday, soooo while I will be unable to post, I'll have ample writing time...Maybe a couple of chapter of Mello and Matt camping?? Don't forget to review! The next chapter will probably be the last in preschool, sniff, sniff. T-T