All right! Chapter 21! I think I might becoming close to the end. But never fear! I am currently thinking about doing a sort of sequel. Junjou Nursery Rhymes! What do you think?
Prompt: Junjou Vampire. This one is for you.
Romantica
Misaki was currently taking a hot shower. He was particularly happy that day and he even went as far as to singing in the shower.
Unbeknownst to him that a predator was lurking just outside his bathroom. As soon as Misaki went into the shower and turned on the water, Akihiko had quietly made his way downstairs. He came back with a bottle of ketchup and quietly snuck into the bathroom.
Misaki was happily singing when the shower curtain was ripped aside. The singing turned into screaming as ketchup was being squirted onto his body.
"Usaaaggiiiii!"
The older male was laughing and couldn't believe that he got away with it!
"It's not funny!"
"On the contrary, it's hilarious!"
"Oh, fine keep laughing! Now I have to clean all of this up! It looks like a murder scene in here!"
"A very bad murder scene if you ask me."
"Well guess what."
"What?"
"You're not touching me for a week!"
The look on Akihiko's face was priceless. He looked as though he were just told that his precious Suzuki san was going to be gotten rid of.
Egoist
"Nooowaaakiii!"
Currenty, the said man was sitting on the couch laughing his butt off.
He had just executed the perfect trick for his lover. He woke up that morning and saw that Hiroki was still asleep. He knew that he wouldn't wake up until later, so he went to go get something to eat. As soon as he walked in, he spotted some saran wrap laying on the counter. He was about to put it away when he thought of a trick the kids in the orphange used to do. He really wanted to try it then and now was his perfect chance.
As quietly and quicky as he could, he put the saran wrap across the bedroom door. He made sure it was tight so that the other woud never suspect a thing. As soon as it was done and perfect, he called out to his lover.
"Hiro san! Hiro san! You need to get up or you're gonna be late!"
Hiroki jumped up and started swearing, forgetting that it was the weekend. As he jumped out of bed, he was going to head for the shower, only to find himself getting stuck in something. The more he moved around and tried to get himself out, the more that it would cling to him and wrap around him. It got to the point where he was now pinned and couldn't move anymore.
And that brought them to thier current arguement.
"But it was funny Hiro san!"
"Grow up!"
Little did Nowaki know that Hiroki had set up a prank for him earlier. And said prank was going to be pulled when he went to the hospital later that day.
Terrorist
Miyagi was feeling a bit naughty. Not in the sense of sexual nature, but he was feeling mischievous. And the only one that could relieve him was poor Shinobu.
So far, Shinobu was tricked into thinking that he had gained weight due to Miyagi replacing his clothes, thought that the apartment was on fire because Miyagi set the smoke alarm off with his lighter, and while Shinobu was trying to do the dishes, Miyagi had taped the spray nozzle on the sink so that he would get wet when he turned the water on.
To say the least, Miyagi was being a pain in the rear end.
"Stop it old man! It was funny at first but now it's getting irritating!"
"Oh come on! The one with the sink was my best trick ever! I got your sister with that one lots of times!"
"Grow up!"
"Never! I refuse!"
"That's her, this is me."
"So? What's the difference?"
"Where are you going to get sex tonight?"
Miyagi snorted into his soda that he was drinking. "What makes you think-"
He stopped when he felt a sudden surge of heat pool at his groin. After a few agonizing moments Miyagi realized that something was making him horny.
"S-Shinobu chin. What did you do?"
He looked at Shinobu and saw an expression he hoped that he would never have to see again. Shinobu was standing by the door now with a mischievous grin on his face.
"I put a ground up viagra pill into your soda while you weren't looking." Shinobu then looked at Miyagi with an air of triumph about him. "Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go to my parent's house. Good night Miyagi."
Miyagi was left in an uncomfortable position and he vowed to himeslf that he would never mess with Shinobu again.
In case some of you couldn't figure it out, the story is Peter Pan. The boy who would never grow up.