Right - It has so unfortunatley come to my attention that Ramon is ever-so-slightly camp, (He's even more gay than if Gok Wan were to sing YMCA at a bar in Barbados with a sparkly mic in one hand and an Appletini in the other, whilst wearing diamante Zebra print shades) So I'd quite like to elaborate on that point in this story...
Ramon's Story - Purple Lipstick...
"Yoo hooooo! I'm Ramon! Nice to see we got visitor's to old Reinhold Manor! I'm geussing you 'aint here to see me - What can I do for you, Honey Chops!?"
Ramon stared as the man ran away, screaming and waving his arms violently in the air...
What a shame... He thought And he was a proper cutie!
When he was a kid, nobody thought it to point out his slightly different personality - They just apprecaited the fact that one day, whilst he was applying his purple lipstick, he would look in the mirror and realise himself that he wasn't exactly applying the lipstick for his lady friends...
He still hadn't...
He still thought that he was just being friendly to the 'Male Cuties' that came to, and ran away from, Reinhold Manor.
He looked at the distant clock tower, He couldn't see the time, but knew that it would soon be time to go back to his servant quarters at Reinhold Manor to retire for the night...
The next day...
"Ugh! Where is that slacker?" Hissed Dahlia, to Matthew. "Where?"
"Applying his lipstick, My Lady..."
As the two of them waited, they suddenly heard a high pitched scream from above them -
"Oh my god! That's why I wear lipstick!!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!"
Dahlia and Matthew laughed to themselves -
"That's what you call 'coming out'..."
It appears that this day was the first day of the rest of Ramon's life...
Yes - It's short. It kinda has to be when I'm writing stories for *Checks back a chapter* THIRTEEN characters! Anyway - Ramon would appreciate it if he could say a few words:
"Thanks, Honey! As you probably know, I'm kinda sensitive - Please review me, or I'll be sad..."
Take notice - He is a most wise servant...
:)