Chapter 3: First Impression
Tsuki: WOOT! I'm trying to update sooner now, I hope my chapters so far were to your liking. And now, may I introduce, drum roll please *plays drums that appear out of nowhere* Haruhi in a bunny costume!
Haruhi: WTF?! Why am I in this white bunny suit?! I feel so. . .weird *tugs bunny ears that were stuck to her head with super glue*
Tsuki: Awww, but you look so kawaii (cute)!!! *prepares to leap on Haruhi*
Haruhi: *Runs away screaming with Tsuki following close behind* WTH?! Get away from me you maniac!
Tsuki: Get back here ms. fluffly bunny!!!
Haruhi: . . .wth. . .
Doctor (that appeared out of nowhere): Did someone call me?
Tsuki: WHAT?! I would NEVER call a doc- *Sees Haruhi with a cell phone in hand, err, paw* HARUHI! HOW COULD YOU?!
Haruhi: Just be quiet and take some medication!
Tsuki: B-but...*looks at can of pills in doctor's hand* EVIL PILLS!!!
Doctor: Come here Tsuki...I won't hurt you...*aproaches Tsuki with Haruhi behind him*
Tsuki: NO!!! Stay back! I have an army of kitties!
Doctor + Haruhi: o.0
Tsuki: ATTACK MY KITTIES!!! *Points finger towards Haruhi and doctor*
Army of kitty cats: MEOW!!! *Surrounds the two*
Haruhi: Uhhh, nice kitties...0.0
Doctor: Dear lord, I need an early retirment *sighs*
Tsuki: MWA HAHAH-*Coughs* D-damn, laughing an evil laughter hurts my throat...ANYWAYS! DISCLAIMER TIME!
DISCLAIMER~!: I do NOT own Ouran High School Host Club in ANY way! If I did, I would've added a Ouran High School Hostess Club into the anime...
CLAIMER~!: I DO own my OCs though! So NO ONE better steal them! Or else you will face the wrath of my kitties!
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So, lets see how the hostess club are doing!
". . .UGHHHHHH!" The twins and Sora moaned out. The hostess club has been walking around the pink castle, err, Ouran Academy for about...1 DREADFUL hour. Hoshi was just humming happily as she sat on the back of Tsuki's neck, her legs wrapped around her neck while her arms were on top of Tsuki's head, still holding onto Kiki-chan.
"We only walked for about an hour Sora." Yume informed her. She was having a little bit of problem, but it was because of the heat the cape was making.
Keiichiro sighed. "We could've just gotten wigs instead..." He mumbled. Sora stopped in her tracks.
"What a BRILLIANT idea, my dear son! Why didn't I think of that?!" Sora exclaimed.
"Because you're a baka (dummy, idiot, you get the idea)." Keiichiro, Yume, and the twins stated bluntly.
Sora hung her hooded head down while her aura was dark and depressing. Yume sighed, atleast no one was in the halls, because they were at lunch. The bad part was...they had no idea where they were, well, atleast Yume knew, but what would she gain from telling them? Not merits, that's for sure.
"This place is so BIG! Neh, Tsukikari?" Hoshi exclaimed while giggling. Tsukikari gave a very small, rare, smile as she held onto Hoshi's legs, making sure she didn't fall off her neck. "Ah (yeah)"
"Ah, Yume-senpai, where are you going to hold your club at?" Keiichiro asked while the twins were teasing the obnoxious Sora.
Yume pushed up her glasses, causing them to flash. "I managed to get us the 2nd music room, it was already taken, but I found a way for it to be vacant." She smirked as she finished speaking, making Keiichiro sweatdrop with a disturbed look on his face.
"Oh! Yu-chan! Is there a club in the 3rd music room? Because I heard girls squealing about a host club in the 3rd music room." Hoshi remembered as they passed the girls' bathroom.
"Ah, the host club, run by the host club king, the prince type, from class 2-A, second year, Suoh Tamaki, who is also the son of the superintendent of this academy, who is the man that gave us the scholar ships." Yume recitted, hey, she does her research, what'd you expect? "He is also half Japanese and French, like Sora."
Sora brightened up and grinned widely. "Honto?! (Really?!)" Yume nodded with an 'ah'. "Splendid!" She stabs her fist into the air. "I have always wanted to meet another half French and half Japanese person!" She points a finger towards Yume. "Who else is in the club?"
Yume pushed up her glasses, the glare shielding her eyes. "Next, who is also in the same class and year, is the cool type, Ootori Kyouya."
"Then the 1st years, twins, in class 1-A, are Hitachiin Kaoru, the youngest, and Hikaru, who is the oldest, even though they were born on the same day, they are the little devil type, giving the host club big points for their incest acts. Also a 1st year and class is, the natural type, Fujioka Haruhi, who is a girl, but is known as a male for unknown reasons, which we will have to be quiet about. She is also not a rich bastard, she is, what the bastards call us, 'commoners'."
"And, 3rd year, class 3-A, Haninozuka Mitsukuni, or 'Honey', loli-shota type, is known for looking like a little cute 5 year old, his bunny, Usa-chan, gives girls the impression he is sweet and innocent. He is actually a national champion in judo and karate."
"And finally, also 3rd year and in same calss, is Morinozuka Takashi, or 'Mori', wild type, is with Honey most of the time, very silent, he is tall, and by tall, I mean a couple inches taller than Tsuki-senpai-(Twins, Hoshi, Keiichiro, and Sora: GASP!/ Tsuki: . . .*Blank faced*)-and all together, they are the Ouran High School Host Club." Yume ended. Yes, she did it all from memory.
She was the top students, for grades, of her year from elementary to 2nd year in high school. Sora being 2nd in her year. Keiichiro being the top student in his year, with the twins being 2nd in the same year (they get the same grades). Hoshi, 1st in her year with Tsuki following up being 2nd.
"It's decided! We will visit this host club!" Sora decided while pumping her fist into the air. The twins doing the same along with Hoshi.
"But..." Hikari started as she looked around. "we have no idea where..." Kurai continued, looking around, too. "the 3rd music room is." They ended together as they placed an arm on eachother's shoulder.
Keiichiro sighed, then he saw two girls giggling about the host club passing by. He only took his hood off to show his face and hair. "Ano (umm), do you girls know where the 3rd music room is?" He asked politely. The girls blushed. "I-it's down the hall." They replied. They fainted when Keiichiro gave a charming smile.
The twins laughed when the two girls fainted, leaning on eachother for support. "N-nice going K-Keiichiro!" They exclaimed in unison while Keiichiro sweatdropped and placed his hood back on.
So they walked down the hall in silence until they reached a door with the sign, '3rd music room' above the door. "Well, shall we?" Yume asked as she signaled Sora to open the door.
Sora nodded as she pushed the door open. The girls, and guy, blinked when they were showered in rose petals. "Irasshimasen." 6, handsome boys greeted. The twins' bodies started to shake as they tried to hold back laughter.
But it was all in vain.
"BWA HAHAHA!!!" The twins bellowed as they leaned on eachother for support. Now why were they laughing? Well, maybe it was the fact the host club were dressed up as cowboys. . .and had beards. The twins fell down on the floor and continued laughing hysterically. "T-This is a-almost a-as s-s-stupid a-as what m-master comes u-up with! BWA HAHAHA!" The twins laughed out.
Sora waved her arms in the air wildly. "W-what was that y-you devils!!!" Sora demanded as she started to grip the twins neck with her hands.
"L-like we said" Hikari started, raising her hands. "your ideas are s-stupid!" Kurai choked out while also raising her hands.
"A-Ano..." Tamaki tried to interrupt. But was ignored. He sulking in his corner, muttering along the lines of being ignored.
"HIKARI! KURAI!" Sora yelled as the twins kept teasing her, they were released when the 'promised' not to say anything else about her ideas being stupid. Sora chased them around the room, making everyone sweatdrop.
Then the most amazing thing happened.
A monkey threw a banana peel and it landed right infront of Hikari's foot. So you can imagine what happened. Yes, that's right, she slipped and fell, along with her twin and Sora. Making a giant dust cloud. "Hi-chan, Ku-chan, So-chan!" Hoshi excalimed.
When the dust cleared, the host club gasped. Why? It's because those three girls were hidden in the depths of their black capes. But, somehow, the black capes flew off their bodies. Don't worry, they were clothed. It was Ouran's male uniform, but with the pants replaced with a skirt of the same color and fabric, reaching just above their knees. Shorts of the same color and material reached just below their knees.
Hoshi hopped off of Tsuki's neck, her cape flying off as she dashed towards the three teens, tears brimming her eyes. "HI-CHAN! KU-CHAN! SO-CHAN!" She exclaimed as she leaped on them, giving them a hug. She was wearing the same as the three, only it looked much more cuter on her.
Tsuki walked towards the four and knelt down to pick Hoshi off of the three, who were chocking from the force of the bear hug. "Hoshikari, you'll hurt them." She told Hoshi softly as she pulled down her own hood. The cape fell down when Hoshi nodded and gave her cape a gently tug. Tsuki was wearing the same thing, only with the pants instead.
"This is why it would've been easier just to have wigs. . ." Keiichiro muttered. His cape was already off and was folded neatly on a nearby chair. He was just wearing the male uniform with the pants.
"Yes, but apparently, Sora doesn't seem to grasp the concept of being able to think out a plan properly." Yume informed as she pushed up her glasses, her cape also off. She was wearing the same thing as the twins and Sora, meaning the skirt and shorts. Yume glanced towards the speechless host club. "Ah, now it seems we have made quiet a first impression." She pushed up her glasses again, the glare of the glasses covering her eyes.
And boy was she right about that.
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Tsuki: . . .I'm sorry
Haruhi: You better be, now, say it like you mean it! *Points towards readers* YOU! LISTEN TO WHAT SHE HAS TO SAY!
Tsuki: I-I. . .uhhh. . .*stars to tear up* r-re. . .re-really. . .*crys hysterically* I'M SO SORRY I DIDN'T UPDATE FASTER!!! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!! THIS IS MY FIRST EVER FANFIC!!! WAAAAAAAAH!!!
Haruhi: . . .Tsuki? C-calm down. . .
Tsuki: *Blinks once and the tears disappear* YES, MY DEAR, PRECIOUS DAUGHTER! *Salutes towards Haruhi*
Haruhi: . . .*whips out cell phone and holds it against ear after speed dialing a number* Yes, this is Haruhi. Yes, Tsuki is in need of medication. No, I'm pretty sure she's not on drugs. No, she is not rich. No. Yes. Ok. Sounds good. Thanks doc. *Puts away cell phone*
Tsuki: Haruhi. . .y-you. . .d-d-din't call w-who I-I think y-you did, did y-you?
Haruhi: *Ignores Tsuki* Until next time!
Tsuki: *Runs away screaming with doctors following* NO NO NO!!! I DON'T WANT EVIL PILLS!!! ATTACK MY KITTIES!!!
Army of kitty cats: *HISS!!!*
Doctors: *Puts on dog masks* WOOF!!!
Army of kitty cats: *Runs away*
Tsuki: NO! DON'T LEAVE ME!!! *Runs away with kitties*
Doctors: . . .we need early retirments
Stay tuned for the next chappie~!