Chapter 4: The deal and WAR!!!

Tsuki: ZOMG! Chappie 4! I'm so sorry if my chaps weren't to your liking!!! *Tears come down like waterfalls* But! *Smiles happily* I hope I'm getting better!

Haruhi: Why can't you add a few more people besides me, so that I won't be the only to be around a maniac like you.

Tsuki: . . .

Haruhi: Tsuki?

Tsuki: . . .YOU MUST DIE!!! *Whips out a bazooka*

Haruhi: . . .what are you going to do with a pack of bubble gum?

Tsuki: Bubble gum? *Sees that she pulls out the wrong kind of bazooka* . . .whoops! ^.^"

Haruhi: . . .

Tsuki: Haruhi?

Haruhi: Hmm?

Tsuki: . . .what's it like being around rich bastards?

Haruhi: I guess it's. . .weird.

Tsuki: Hmm, I see. Oh yeah!

Haruhi: What?

Tsuki: I decided to invite more people this time!

Haruhi: Like???

Tsuki: My OCs! ^_^

Sora: It was about time you invited us Tsuki-ch *Tsuki glares at Sora* I mean Tsuki-sama.

Keichiro: Don't worry Haruhi, we'll help you stay sane.

Haruhi: Thanks.

Yume: *Pushes up glasses* But, my creator, I expect something in return for coming here.

Tsuki: . . .how much?

Yume: *Pulls out a calculator* Hmmm, about. . .lets see, $50 per hostess club member, including Keichiro. *types down numbers* About $350.

Tsuki: . . .put it on my tab.

Hoshikari: Wai! (Yay!) We finally get to be here before the story starts! This is so cool! Neh, Tsukikari?

Tsukikari: Ah

Hikari and Kurai: How come you invite us now, creator-chan?

Tsuki: Uhhh. . .Time for the DISCLAIMER!!! Twins! Please do the DISCLAIMER!

Hikari: DISCLAIMER~!: HyouhanaAngel25 does NOT own Ouran High School Host Club, because. . .

Kurai: if she did, the show wouldn't be that funny anymore!

Tsuki: *Sulks*

OCs: CLAIMER~!: But she DOES own her OCs!

Twins: Much to our dismay.

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"So. . .what you're saying is, that the number of clubs in your previous school was increasing drastically, so that meant that your club had to be disbanded, but, in order to keep your club together, you had to create your club in a different school, which happens to be Ouran, which you all had scholarships to." Kyouya summarized as he pushed up his glasses.

Yume nodded, then pushed up her own glasses. "But, it benefits me greatly. The earned money given to us, was only about $5 per person, but seeing as how these people are very rich, the profits earned here will be drastically incredible. Maybe, even a couple $100 per person. (I'm going to use American money instead of yens, makes it easier for me ^.^) " She smirked.

Kyouya nodded, understanding what she meant. The host club and hostess club only thought one thing; 'A shadow couple has appeared!'.

"Well, I'm pretty sure you are all wondering who we are." Yume stated as she faced the host club.

"Also, what kind of club did you establish?" Kyouya asked.

"Very well, first of all, this is Tenshi Sora, second year, also known as the princess type." A picture of Sora holding two white roses in her hands appeared. Her right hand was holding the rose up to her lips as her lips laid gently on the soft, white rose while her other hand was at her right hip. Her eyes closed. She seemed to be sparkling as her back round turned into red roses. A sign that read 'Princess Type was above her head.

"Next, we have Hyouhana Tsukikari, or 'Tsuki', third year, the mysterious type." A picture of Tsuki holding a dark blue rose in her left hand with her other hand on her hip appeared. The back round morphed into red roses as sparkles appeared around her body. A sign that read 'Mysterious Type' was next her head.

"Also, Kikihana Hoshikari, or 'Hoshi', third year, the cute type." Hoshi was snuggling Kiki-chan close to her chest with her bunny holding a baby blue rose. The back round and sparkle things the same as Tsuki's and Sora's. A sign reading 'Cute Type' was by her hips.

"First years, Yamazuki Hikari and Kurai, who is the older twin, they are known as the little demon type." Hikari, who, along with her twin, had her hair up in its usual pigtail with the ribbons (Hikari had red ribbons, while Kurai had blue ribbons). Hikari's left hand was holding a light, red rose, while Kurai's right hand was holding a sky blue rose. Hikari's left arm was interlocked with Kurai's right arm. Their other hands were on their waist. A sign that read 'Little Demon Type' was above their heads.

"Also first year, Mizikuno Keichiro (A/N: I'll try sticking to just Keichiro! ^.^), who recently joined, is the charmer type." Keichiro pointed towards himself with his backround red roses. A sign that read 'Charmer Type' was above his head. "Charmer type?" Keichiro asked in confusion.

"Finally, I, Yumichikari Yume, second year, am also known as the cool type." Yume finished as she held up a light lavender rose. With a sign that read 'Cool Type' above her head.

"We are, the hostess club!" Sora exclaimed.

"Well, Keichiro wasin our club, but he is enrolling in this school as a male student, so he can't be in it." Hikari and Kurai said in unison as they shrugged.

"Now that we have that covered, shouldn't we find our classrooms?" Yume suggested. The hostess club and Keichiro nodded. Yume faced the host club, who were busy absorbing what had just happened. "If it isn't too much, could you show us to our classes? Our first years are in the same classes as your first years. Same with our second years, including myself, and third years."

Kyouya, who seemed to be the only one that recovered quickly, nodded.

"I'm going to guess we will have to give you something for you to comprehend." Yume stated. She nodded in understanding, she knew when to make a deal at any given moment, and this was one.

"Well, since it seems you'll be establishing your club here, and you're new, you won't make much profit. So, how about we combine our club with yours until further notice? It wouldn't hurt to make some extra money. And since almost the entire campus knows about us, it shouldn't be hard for your new club to be heard of." Kyouya reasoned.

Yume thought about the offer. "That does sound reasonable, being new, we won't be much of a hit at first. And, it is best to gain the most money first so we could use it for future purposes, such as cosplays, which we will leave to our twins to create. But the material would cost money, and that's something we will most likely receive if we have our club joined together. And, we have our president, who is an idiot when it comes to profits, that likes to plan many things, which, most of the time, turns out idiotic, and it's also very expensive."

Sora's faced turned into a mix of shock and horror, then she sulked in her new corner of woe. Which was the opposite corner Tamaki's was. She drew circle with her finger as she grew mushrooms and her aura turned dark and depressing. "Okaa-san doesn't treat otou-san with love. . ." Was repeated by her.

Yume adjusted her glasses. "Very well, you do realize I'm expecting about half of what we have earned." She directed towards Kyouya.

"How come you don't ask the blondie, the host club 'king', over there?" Hikari and Kurai asked as they pointed towards Tamaki who was shocked at being called a 'blondie'.

"Hmm, maybe. . ." Hikari started as she deviously smirked towards Tamaki as she held her chin with her hand, her eyes glinting mischievously. "it's because. . ." Kurai continued as she stood by her twin's side, her position and face the same as Hikari's. "he's an obnoxious blondie! Just like Sora!" They concluded as they pointed towards Tamaki with smirks.

Tamaki shrieked in horror and sulked in his own woe of corner. Drawing his usual circles with his finger with his aura about as dark as Sora's. "My pride as the host club king. . ." He muttered.

"Bwa hahaha! That was awesome!" Hikaru and Kaoru burstted out laughing as they leaned on eachother for support. "N-nice naming!" They complimentted the other twins with thumbs up.

Kurai and Hikari grinned. "It was nothin'."

"Ooh! Look, Tsukikari! They have snacks here!" Hoshi exclaimed in amazement. She spotted Honey devouring a large slice of cake while holding onto Usa-chan with Mori watching over him. Hoshi skipped towards them with Tsuki following. She stopped when she was next to Honey, who paused in his eating to look at her in confusion. Hoshi smiled sweetly at him. "Can I have some cakie?" She asked hopefully.

Honey nodded as he grinned towards her. Hoshi gave a small, shriek of happiness and excitement then plopped next to Honey where Tsuki pulled up a chair for her. Honey's smile widened when her eyes widened in amazement at the delicious looking cakes. "Neh, neh! What's your favorite kind of cake?!"

Hoshi pondered as she hugged Kiki-chan to her chest. "Hmm, well, I think all cakes are good! Hmm, neh, neh, Kiki-chan! What do you think I should have?" Hoshi asked as she held up her baby blue bunny. Hoshi nodded seriously after a few moments. She faced the amused Honey. "Me and Kiki-chan would like to have chocolate fudge cake with strawberries on top!" She decided with a wide grin.

"Hoshikari, remember to brush." Tsuki reminded as she sat by Hoshi's side. Hoshi nodded.

Mori placed a plate with a large slice of fudge cake with several strawberries on top, in front of Hoshi as he also handed her a fork. Hoshi gratefully smiled towards him. "Arigato! (Thanks!)" Mori nodded. Her eyes were burning with excitement. "Itadakimasu!" She took a giant bite of the cake. She chewed for about 2 seconds then swallowed.

The rest of the third years waited for her reaction. Hoshi's eyes sparkled in delight. "Oishi! (Delicious!)" Tsuki gave a small smile.

"Wow, someone who could eat as much as Hoshi-senpai / Honey-senpai. . ." Keichiro and Haruhi said out loud as they sweatdropped while watching the two, small third years consume a whole cake in less than a minute.

"Oh yeah, I forgot, you must be Fujioka Haruhi, right?" Keichiro asked, Haruhi nodded with a confused expression.

"How did you know?" She asked. Keichiro just pointed towards Yume, who was discussing something with Kyouya as they wrote who knows what, in their identical black notebooks. (Yes, Yume has the same black notebook as his, it was just less expensive XD). "Yume pretty much knows a lot of things, and she told us about your club and the members." He explained. They both looked towards Kyouya and Yume.

Haruhi and Keichiro sweatdropped and inched away from them with a disturbed look when the two shadow teens smirked. Sensing evil, they made their way towards a couch and plopped down and began to talk about how Yume and Kyouya were so alike, then moved on to other things, such as homework and what would be less expensive to buy for dinner.

"HOLY FLUBBERNUGGET!!!" Hikari and Kurai shouted, making everyone in the room stare at them.

"What happened?" Yume demanded, more than asked. "And what in the world is a flubbernugget?"

"Maybe it might be a new type of cake?" Hoshi suggested. Honey nodded in agreement.

Kurai and Hikari shrugged. "We were bored" Kurai started to explain. "so we decided to come up with new words." Hikari finished. "Care to join us?" They asked.

Yume and Kyouya stared at them, then returned back to their conversation, along with Haruhi and Keichiro. Honey and Hoshi skipped around the room, with Mori and Tsuki following of course; while shouting out random words, such as "GUMBUTT! FLABBERDABER!"

Sora was almost back to her old self, until Hikari and Kurai, decided to tease her a bit more. "Neh, neh, Hikari-chan, didn't you notice how Sora became even more stupid during the weeks?" Kurai innocently asked her twin. Hikari nodded. "I never thought it was possible though!" Hikari exclaimed, amazed.

Sora glared at them. "KURAI!!! HIKARI!!!" Sora whipped out a water gun. A sign that read 'Sora can pull out anything out of nowhere!' appeared. The hostess twins smirked as they also pulled out water guns. A sign that read 'So can the twins!' appeared above their heads.

"WAR!!!!!!!!" The twins and Sora screamed as they each blasted eachother with water.

"Ooh! That looks like fun!!!" Honey and Hoshi exclaimed as they pulled out their own water guns. Tsuki and Mori copying their actions and bringing out their own water squirting weapons.

"Don't leave us out!" The other twins exclaimed as they began to provoke Tamaki so that he could join the war. It didn't take long until Tamaki whipped out a pair of water guns along with the twins. The only ones who seemed to be sane (including Mori and Tsuki, they were just doing whatever Honey and Hoshi were doing.) were Yume, Kyouya, Haruhi, and Keichiro.

Yume and Kyouya only thought one thing. 'This is going to be expensive.' They imagined the damage after the water fight would be over.

Keichiro and Haruhi sweatdropped and ducked just in time to dodge a blast of water. "Maybe we should get out of here. . ." Keichiro suggested. Haruhi nodded in agreement as they both silently attempted to escape.

Key word: ATTEMPTED

Hoshi and Honey blasted them with water before they could leave, making the two, sane, teens slip and fall on their backs. They both moaned in anoyyance and pain.　

"Oh yeah. Ootori-san, I will take you up for your offer." Yume remembered.
　

"Please, since we will be working with eachother for a while, you may call me by my first name." Kyouya offered with a small smile.

Yume nodded with a small smile. "Then I guess you may call me by my first name, also."

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Tsuki: ZOMG! I think this is the longest chapter I have EVER written!
　

OCs: CONGRATZ!!!

Tsuki: Hey, where's Haruhi?
　

OCs: . . .

Tsuki: O.O WTF?! Did you do something to her?!
　

OCs: No. . .
　

Twins: It's just that we find it unfair that you decided to invite us now, and that you had Haruhi for the whole time. . .
　

Hoshi: And we sold her on the internet as a maid!

Tsuki: YOU WHAT?!?!?!
　

Sora: Wel-
　

Tsuki: She was MY maid! She was supposed to clean my room today too!!!

OCs: O.O ???
　

Tsuki: I mean. . .she was such a dear friend! ^.^"
　

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