Chapter 5: Commoner Coffee?
Tsuki: XD Remember how I said that chappie 4 was the longest i have EVER written? Well, I made a promise to myself that I would make my chapters longer every time I write, err, type them! And also, I have good news! I bought Haruhi back! ^.^ Now I'm broke, though, but, on the bright side, she's my maid and she can't do anything about it!
Haruhi: I hate my life. . .and Tsuki.
Tsuki: Aw, Haruhi is being mean! Now. . .go clean my room!
Haruhi: I will curse your OCs' lives. . .
OCs: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Tsuki: Just do as your master says!
Haruhi: I'd rather kill myself then cleaning after you for the rest of my life. . .
Tsuki: Actually, it would be cleaning after me for the rest of MY life, but, hey! No hard feelings. . .right?
Haruhi: Do you really want me to answer that truthfully? *Glares at Tsuki with immense anger*
Tsuki *Trembles* U-uhh. . .y-yes?
Haruhi: . . .Dear Kami-sama (God), kill me now. . . . .
Tsuki: *GASP!* Haruhi! How could you say such a dreadful thing! Isn't your life beautiful and joyful when I'm with you?
Haruhi (Bluntly): NO!!!
Tsuki: *Sniffles* N-naze (why) H-Haruhi-chan?! Why must you be so CRUEL!!!
Haruhi: . . . . . Anyways, time for the disclaimer.
Tsuki: WAIT! Before that, my OCs would like to say some things.
Sora: Haruhi, we're sooo sorry we were selling you on the Internet!
Twins: We sure aren't sorry!
Hoshikari: Hi-chan, Ku-chan, that's mean! We shouldn't have done that to Haru-chan! Right, Tsukikari?
Tsukikari: Ah.
Keichiro: Sorry Haruhi, but, just to let you know, I had no part of this. I was trying to stop them, but the twins tied me up and locked me in a closet.
Yume: *Pushes up glasses* I will say that this was all Sora, Hoshi, and the twins' idea, I had no part in doing this, except for the price setting.
Haruhi: Thanks, I guess. . .
Tsuki: NOW we do the disclaimer! Tsukikari, may you do the honors?
Tsukikari: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Tsuki: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Tsukikari: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . *Stares blankly at Tsuki*
Tsuki: . . . SORA! You do it!
Sora: YES! It's my time to shine! *Sparkles while posing dramatically*
Tsuki: . . . . . Actually, can you do it Yume? I don't think Sora should do it. . .
Sora: *Sulks in a corner growing mushrooms*
Twins: Ooh! Mushrooms! We need some for dinner! *Plucks mushrooms off of Sora and places them in baskets that appeared out of no where XD*
Yume: DISCLAIMER~!: Tsuki does NOT own Ouran High School Host Club in ANY way.
Twins: *Pause in their gathering* Because if she did, it wouldn't be that great! *Continues to pluck mushrooms and tossing them in baskets*
Tsuki: *Sulks with Sora while also growing mushrooms*
Twins: WOOT! More mushrooms! We're going to have a HUGE dinner tonight! *Picks mushrooms off Tsuki, too, and toss them in the new baskets (the others got full XD)*
Yume: CLAIMER~!: But she DOES own us, the OCs. . .
OCs: Much to our disappointment. . .
Tsuki: *Aura gets more darker*
Hoshikari: Enjoy the chapter! ^.^
Tsukikari: Ah.
Haruhi and Keichiro: -_-
Yume: *Pushes up glasses*
Twins: *Smirks*
Sora and Tsuki: *Sulks while growing mushroom and drawing circles on the ground with dark auras*
WAIT~!~!~!
Before the story begins, I would like to thank these people for reviewing me!
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~TIME SKIP~!~
Its been about a month since the hostess club and host club collided in Ouran. The two clubs managed got along well with each other.
The two pairs of twins were causing mischief, annoying the hell out of Tamaki and Sora, or, creating costumes for cosplays. Hikaru and Kaoru also found out why Kurai and Hikari got a lot of customers: their own yuri / incest acts! Lets see how they found out!
~THE DAY AFTER THE WATER WAR~!~
Kurai and Hikari were lounging on a couch that was across from where Hikaru and Kaoru usually sat. All of the female customers had to leave because Kaoru and Hikaru wanted to see why Hikari and Kurai were popular. They also had a few male customers sitting by Kaoru and Hikaru.
They were chatting together when Kurai 'accidentally' said something that hurt Hikari's feelings. "And Hikari would always crawl into my bed whenever she had a nightmare, and would wake me up in the middle of the night. And the next morning, I would be exaushted."
Hikari bit her bottom lip as she diverted her eyes to the floor. "Kurai-chan, am I a bother to you?"
Kurai's eyes widened. Hikari's eyes widened when her chin was lifted up with Kurai's hand. Kurai stared deep into her twin's eyes as she hugged her twin close to her. All the male customers and Hitachiin twins blushed. "Hikari-chan, of course you are not a bother to me. . ."
Hikari's eyes brimmed with tears oh, not sadness, joy. "Kurai-chan, do you really mean it?"
Kurai kissed a tear that fell from her twin's eye. "Of course Hikari-chan. . ." She whispered, though the boys heard her loud and clear. The boys' blushes grew more darker.
Hikari blushed in embarrasment when her twin hugged her closer. "Kurai-chan, people will see us. . ." She whispered.
Kurai smirked. "Let them see, all that matters right now is me and you close together. . ." She leaned closer to her twin's face till they were about a couple of inches apart.
Now, lets see how the boys held up!
Hitachiin twins: fell backwards of couch with nosebleed. (Ouch. . . that must have hurt. . .)
Male customers: fainted from blood loss. (At least they didn't fall. . .)
In a blink of an eye, Hikari's tears were gone along with her blush, Kurai pulled back to sit beside her sister, and they had smirks on their faces as they stood up, walked over to the opposite couch, and leaned over to gaze at the other nose bleeding twins.
"So. . ." Hikari started. "are you boys" Kurai continued. The two female twins slung an arm over each other's shoulder. "satisfied?" They ended together with wide smirks.
~BACK TO PRESENT~!~
So, yup, the twins met their match in incest acts!
Now, moving on, Sora and Tamaki, the two most obnoxious blondies you will ever read about in this story, has joined forces! They swoon their customers left to right, they whip out roses from thin air, they sulk in their corners of woe! They are the ultimate, idiotic, obnoxious, pair ever! They also have made things harder for Kyouya and Yume.
But it is nothing the shadow teens can't handle! With their Death Not- err, black notebooks, laptops (yes, Yume finally had enough extra money to afford a laptop!), brains, looks, evil plans, they are practically unstoppable!
Lets see, Keichiro and Haruhi? They were getting along very well, both agreeing that their life has been hectic since meeting these people. They went from topic to topic, going from where you could buy food at a reasonable price, homework, and how to handle the twins, Sora, and Tamaki.
MOVING ON!
Now lets see how the third years are doing!
"Neh, neh, Honey-kun, what's coffee?" Hoshi asked while sitting on a chair beside Honey. Honey blinked at her.
"You don't know what coffee is, Hoshi-chan?" Honey asked with wide eyes.
Hoshi shook her head. "I never had coffee before, have you Tsukikari?" Hoshi asked her best friend.
Tsuki thought for a moment, then shook her head. "No."
Honey gasped. "Tama-chan! Hoshi-chan and Tsuki-chan never had coffee before!"
Tamaki gasped. "What?!" He stood up and pumped his fist up in the air. "Emergency meeting!" He gave his host smile to the female customers. "I'm sorry princesses, but the host club and hostess club are going to have a meeting, and I am afraid we have to close early."
The girls groaned but nodded and left the music room. The male customers huffed and stayed where they were. Sora winked at the boys with her hostess smile. "Please come tomorrow." The boys blushed and also left the music room.
The hostess club and host club (Keichiro joined the host club since he couldn't be in the hostess club) gathered around the couches where the twins were sitting. Tamaki crossed his arms over his chest as he glanced at the two female third years. "You never had coffee?" He asked.
They shook their heads. "I don't think anyone in the hostess club had coffee before." Keichiro stated. Then he pondered over something. "I don't think I ever had coffee before, too."
Tamaki, Hikaru, Kaoru, and Honey gasped in shock. "Never?!" They exclaimed in shock.
The hostess club glanced at one another. Sora shook her head. "Nope." The twins chorused. Yume adjusted her glasses. "Never had." The two female seniors shook their heads.
Tamaki pointed at Haruhi. "My daughter! Please give these poor people some commoner coffee!"
'Damn rich bastard. . .' Haruhi, Kurai, Hikari, Yume, Sora and Keichiro thought. Haruhi sighed and left, only to come back a few minutes back with a tray of seven cups of instant coffee.
The hostess club members and Keichiro glanced at each other, wondering who should try it first. Sora stood up. "I will be the first to try this coffee out of all of us!" She exclaimed bravely before taking a gulp of coffee. She stood still as her bangs shadowed her eyes.
The twins looked at each other. They shrugged and took a gulp of the coffee. Their eyes widened.
Then the most. . .weirdest thing happened. "O - M - G!!! CAFFEINE!!!" The twins and Sora exclaimed as they chugged the rest of their coffee, they threw the cups out of their hands and began to run around in circles in the music room, leaving a trail of dust behind.
Tsuki and Mori managed to catch the cups before they fell and broke. Hoshi's eyes widened in excitement. "Caffeine?!"
"Hoshikari! Don-" Tsukikari tried to warn, but Hoshikari had already gulped down her own coffee. "WEEE!!!" She exclaimed as she ran with the twins and Sora. All of them sweatdropped at the results. Kyouya quickly wrote down the results in his notebook, he glanced towards Yume, who sat next to him, when she sighed.
Yume pinched the bridge of her nose. "Now I remember, I didn't want them to have coffee because it has caffeine. They never really had caffeine, and I planned to keep it that way. I guess it was all in vain. . ." Sora, Hikari, Kurai, and Hoshi skidded to a stop and dashed towards Keichiro.
Keichiro's eyes widened. "W-what th-?!" The twins held onto his arms so he wouldn't move and Hoshi gripped his legs together. Sora grabbed the cup of coffee Keichiro set down (he made a wise decision). Sora made Keichiro gulp down his own coffee.
Next thing everyone knew, he was running around with them. "BWA HA HA HA HA HA!!!" He boomed.
Yume and Tsuki glanced at each other before shaking their heads and setting down their cups, not willing to take the risk. Kurai's and Hikari's eyes glinted dangerously at Yume. Yume responded with a sweatdrop. "YOU MUST HAVE THE EPIC CAFFEINE YUME-SEMPAI!!!" Hikari and Kurai yelled as they leaped at the slightly panicked Yume. They did the same thing to her as what they did with Keichiro.
Tsuki and the rest of the host club backed away from Yume, expecting the worst. Yume's bangs shadowed her eyes as her shoulders trembled. "Heh. . .eh heh heh. . .HA HA heh. . .BWA HA HA HA HA HA!!!" Yume cackled evilly as a fierce dark aura surrounded her. She grinned evilly at the rest of the frightened host club and Tsuki.
Tsuki sighed before her hand shot out and poked the back of Yume's neck, which happened to be her pressure point. Fell sideways and landed on Kyouya. In a blink of an eye. Tsuki managed to poke every one of the caffeine high maniacs at their pressure points. They shot down like a heavy sack of potatoes.
Kyouya wrote something down with a tint of pink on his cheeks, something about the hostesses' and Keichiro's pressure points, and the cause for him to blush? The fact that Yume was still leaning on him. Did he mind? Yes. . .maybe. . .sort of. . .the world may never know. . .
"Let this be a lesson learned. . ." Yume told everyone, a light blush on her face. Hey, atleast she was sane. . .
"Never let the hostess club or Keichiro have caffeine." Tsuki finished. Everyone gasped. That's the most she said in the last 4 chapters! ZOMG! It's a miracle!
END OF CHAPPIE 5~!~!~!~!~!
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Tsuki: WOOT! Personally, I think my chapters are getting longer and a little bit better! ^.^ Now I bid you readers, GOOD - BYE~!
Haruhi: I thought you were going to suggest some stories?
Tsuki o.0 ZOMG! I almost forgot, thanx my dear daughter for reminding me!
Haruhi: . . . . . -__-"
FOR OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB READERS!:
ChrysanthemumBy: peterpauper
This is SOOOOO good! Well, in my opinion, but I'm sure a lot of people will love this story as much as I do! It's completed, by the way! And horse lovers might like this story too! This is a Kyouya x OC story! Some Haruhi x Tamaki too!
Rose of Jericho By: peterpauper
Sequel to Chrysanthemum! Com - ple - ted! If you enjoyed reading Chrysanthemum, then you will also enjoy reading this! Remember Kyouya x OC! And Haruhi x Tamaki!
Read LookOutShe'sGotAPen's stories! They. Are. AWESOME! If you want me to put up a few more suggestions, just review me saying you want me to, or PM me.
P.S.- I could suggest some stories besides OHSHC stories, such as Fruits Basket, and / or Fullmetal Alchemist!
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