Chapter 6: Of Managers and Clubs
Tsuki: HIII~!~!~! Chappie 6 is R - E - A - D - Y!
Haruhi: Yay........
Tsuki: Awwww, show some enthusiasm Haru-chan!
Haruhi: Yipee! ..... Can I leave now?
Tsuki: .......... Anyways! I think I'm improving a bit, what do you think, Haru-chan?
Haruhi: Uhh......no answer....
Tsuki: -_-
Sora: At least you are keeping your promise of making the chapters longer, right, author-sama?
Tsuki: ^.^ Very true!
Hikari: But, you still lack the skills-
Kurai: of becoming a good writer.
Tsuki T.T *Sulks in her own corner of woe*
Hoshikari: Author-chan, want to have Kiki-chan comfort you? *Holds up Kiki-chan* Kiki-chan says you look horrible when you sulk like that! *Tsuki's aura became darker and more depressing with a cloud of doom over her head*
Tsukikari: *Pulls Hoshikari back* I don't think that's a good idea.
Keichiro: Why is it that whenever I come here it's annoying as hell?
Yume: *Pushes up glasses* Because our dearauthor has mental issues that doctors or physciatrists have yet to cure.
Twins: *Shakes heads* So sad. . .
Tsuki: *Glares at twins and Yume* For your information Yume, I am NOT mental! I'm just....special.
Haruhi: Yes Tsuki, you are special....... in a bad way though.
Tsuki (ignores Haruhi's last comment): *GASP!* HARU-CHAN! You think I'm S - P - E - C - I - A - L?!
Keichiro: Why the hell are you spelling words?
Tsuki: *GASP!* Why is Keichiro saying the 'h' word?! Swearing is bad! Go rinse your mouth with soap! Dove soap!
Keichiro: You're the one making me say it......stupid.
Tsuki: *Sweatdrops* Oh yeah. *Eyes widen* WAIT! So that means I could. . .*types down more sentences*
Yume and Tsukikari: RING RING RING RING RING RING RING, BANANA PHONE!
Everyone except Tsuki: O.O ....... *Awkward silence*
Tsuki: YES! Awesomeness.
Haruhi: What the HECK did you do to Yume-senapi and Tsuki-senpai?!?!
Tsuki: Hee hee *grins mischievously*
Tsukikari: PLEASE ENJOY THIS CHAPPIE!!!
Hoshikari: Ah.
Tsuki: Yay! Tsukikari and Hoshikari switched personalities!
OCs and Haruhi: ENJOY!!!
Disclaimer~!: I do NOTown OHSHC in ANY way!
Claimer~!: I DOown my OCs though
Tsuki: WAIT~!~!~! I would like to thank this person before we start!:
DreamerLoverHaterKillerMolder:
I would've have put your pen name on my previous chapter, but I noticed your review afterI posted up my chapter, heh heh.....My OCs seems like copies of the host club. But, in later chapters, you will learn that my OCs lives are different compared to their's, including their pasts, maybe even their looks and personalities! Thanks for pointing out that! ^.^
Tsuki: Okay! S - T - A - R - T~!~!~!
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After that little. . .incident, things went back to the way they were before.
Yes, that meant the twins were teasing and causing trouble; Sora and Tamaki being over dramatic idiots; Yume and Kyouya still being the Shadow Queen and King; Honey and Hoshi devouring sweets; Mori and Tsuki being stoic; and Keichiro and Haruhi still trying to stay sane.
But, the host club (that means Keichiro included) noticed that the hostess club were being a little more unusual than usual lately.
The Yamazuki twins weren't teasing people, doing yuri incest acts, or pulling pranks that much. Sora was jumpy. Yume wasn't paying attention that much to things. Hoshi wasn't eating as much sweets as she usually does. Tsuki was spacing out (she tripped a lot, even walked right into a wall before).
The host club thought something happened during the weekend (the coffee incident was on a Friday) that caused them to be like they are now. So, on Wednsday, as soon as the club hours were over, they confronted them.
They gathered around the couches once again.
"So. . ." Tamaki had no idea how to ask them.
"What happened over your guy's weekends?" Haruhi was using her bluntness at the right time.
Sora, the female twins, and Hoshi flinched. Tsuki and Yume flinched too, but only slightly. Sora, Kurai, and Hikari sweatdropped. "N-n-nothing!" They replied quickly, that only got the host club more suspicious.
"Was it something serious?" Kyouya directed his question to Yume. He wouldn't ever admit it, but he was slightly, SLIGHTLY, concerned about Yume's out of character-ness.
Yume shook her head with a fake smile. "Of course not, what would make you think that?"
"You guys were acting weird these past few days." Yes, Keichiro was blunt too, but not as blunt as Haruhi.
Hoshi grinned widely and giggled. "No we weren't Kei-chan! We're perfectly normal!" She said, a bit more loudly than necessary. "Right, Tsukikari?!"
Tsukikari nodded. "Ah!"
That raised their suspicion even more.
Sora flinched when the hosts stared at her. She started to sweat nervously. "Ah h-heh heh, would you look at the time! Yume! Hikari! Kurai! Tsuki-senpai! Hoshi-senpai! I believe it's time for us to leave!" The hostesses stood up and began to head towards the door.
"B-bye minna-san!" The Yamazuki twins shouted as they closed the door shut. As soon as the doors were closed, the hostesses breathed out a sigh of relief to get out of the tense atmosphere.
Hikaru and Kaoru placed their chins in their hands in thought. "Well that didn't get us anywhere." Wow. Way to state the obvious.
"Maybe they were nervous because starting now, the hostess club will begin using the 2nd music room for the club hours instead of ours." Kyouya said from his seat while typing away on his laptop that always seemed to be with him.
"EH?!" Was screached by Tamaki, the male twins, and Honey.
Kyouya sighed. "You don't think they'd be with us for that long, did you?" He asked, even though he knew the answer. (Boy there's a shocker. . .)
"But, if you think about it-" Hikaru placed his chin in his hand thoughtfully while Kaoru continued with a similar look, "-they'd do just fine by themselves."
Kyouya nodded. "They will be as popular as our club, so I'm sure that they are not concerned about that."
Silence filled the room.
Keichiro suddenly snapped his fingers, making everyone turn towards him. "That's right! Tomorrow they meet their new music producer / manager!"
The hosts blinked slowly then turned towards Kyouya. "How come you didn't know about this?" Tamaki asked curiously.
Kyouya rolled his eyes. "Yume had apparently conspired a greatly made up password. In other words, all of their accounts have been locked and unfortunately, I can not pass through."
"Hey, Keichiro, how did you know about this?" The twins demanded.
"And since when did they record music?" Haruhi added.
Keichiro shrugged. "Sora was wailing about it on the phone saying 'Keichiro-kun! My dear son! What should I do?!' (the hosts sweatdropped- they seemed to be doing that a lot recently because of the hostess club-) and they've been recording music since, I don't know, a while?"
Kyouya whipped out his notebook, scribbling down the new, valuable information. "Would you happen to know the time of this appointment, Keichiro?"
Keichiro thought for a minute. "Hmm, I hung up on Sora because it was about 5 a.m. at the time, so I'm not sure."
Kyouya's notebook snapped closed as he pushed up his glasses. "Then we just wait for tomorrow."
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~The Next Morning~
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~The Host Club Is Now Open~!~
"Tamaki-kun, why are you so beautiful?" A customer asked with a light blush on her face.
"So that I can stay in your eyes every second I can. . ."
"Why is your voice so mellow?" Another customer asked.
"So that my feelings can reach the depths of your heart. . ."
"Why are you look at me with such watery eyes?" His last customer asked with slightly wide eyes.
The back round behind Tamaki morphed into red and pink roses as he dramatically placed his hand on his the side of his head. Unshed tears were in his eyes.
"So that your fresh smiling face may flood the fountain in my heart. . ." Sparkles appeared out of nowhere.
"Tamaki-kun. . ." His three customers said dreamily.
~To The Twins~!~
"You two did wear the same kimonos after all." One of their customers spoke.
"All the kimonos you see today were designed by our mother and the Yamazuki twins. If you wish, we're taking orders right now." Hikaru, the one sitting on the chair on the right, grinned kindly at them.
"Our grandmother was the one put them on for us, though." Kaoru gave a smile.
Once again, the back round behind the twins morphed into the same as Tamaki's.
"And of course, it's my duty (HAHAHA!!! He said 'DUTY' BWA HAHAHA!!! A HAH hah....hah..... *Clears throat* er, back to the story!) to take it off, right, Kaoru?" Hikari brought his twin's chin towards him with his hand, making their faces close.
Kaoru fake blushed. "Hikaru. . .saying that in front of everyone makes me embarrassed. . ."
The twins sparkled (WHERE THE HELL DO THOSE SPARKLES COME FROM?!) while the two designators squealed at the yaoi moment.
"Fooling around again. . ." Haruhi and Keichiro sweatdropped.
Two girls suddenly appeared in front of them. "Haruhi-kun! Keichiro-kun! Your kimono looks are cute, too!" "You guys look just like girls!"
Keichiro's sweatdrop turned larger. 'Should I take that as a compliment, or an insult?' A dark cloud of doom swirled above his head.
Haruhi sweatdropped again.
The two designators noticed him and began to panic. "A-ah, gomen, Keichiro-kun! I-it was supposed to be a compliment!"
Keichiro smiled softly as his cloud dispersed. "Ah, is that so. Well, thank you."
The two girls squealed with blushes on their faces. Keichiro sweatdropped again. 'I'm going to go deaf if these girls squeal any louder.'
"Haruhi, Keichiro, you guys got designations. Lately, your guy's flows of designations has become steady, hasn't it?" Kyouya was using a paint brush and white papers instead of his black notebook. "Keep it up. I don't intend on asking you guys for the interests that was supposed to be included also, so work hard to make the money."
Yes, it happened again. His back round changed into sparkles and roses.
"Do not take lightly the rental fees for those kimonos either, neh?"
Haruhi and Keichiro had a disturbed look on their faces. 'Is he an evil magistrate or what?' Went through Haruhi's mind. But what was Keichiro thinking? 'He's about as evil as Yume-senpai. (Yume: achoo!)'
Two girls appeared by Kyouya's side. "Kyouya-sama!" "Your kimono look is so wonderful. Is the new photo collection for the host club not coming out yet?"
"Unfortunately, there are no plans for that-"
"Isn't this club getting filthy rich. . ." ". . .from our merchandise?" The twins peeked from over the yellow orange screen.
Kyouya turned towards them. "Well, the merchandise itself is pathetic." Kyouya showed blurry pictures with either too much light, or the subject was moving. "While we call it a photo collection, they're nothing more than photos secretly taken by amateurs."
"Yume (Yume: achoo!) and I agreed that, in order for us to secure even more club funds from the academy's budget, we must develop merchandise much higher in quality."
Kyouya typed down numbers on a calculator that he whipped out while the twins slid down the screen, away from his view.
'Only he and Yume-senpai (Yume: achoo! / Thinking: Am I catching a cold?) can run clubs without it ever going bankrupt.' Haruhi and Keichiro thought.
"Haru-chan, Kei-chan, I lost one of my zouri (traditional Japanese straw sandals)." Honey approached them, his usual pink flowers popping out of nowhere with tears in his eyes. He started to softly cry while two customers watched the cute, yet sad scene.
"Weren't you just wearing them just now?" Keichiro asked as he and Haruhi approached him.
"Mitsukuki." Mori called out, his voice deep and still slightly quiet. He slipped said zouri onto Honey's foot.
Instead of the rose themed backround, it turned pinkinsh orange and yellow.
Tears still stayed in Honey's eyes. "Takashi. . ."
"You dropped it over there." He replied, his expression still blank.
Honey glomped Mori as he exclaimed, "Takashi!" He was sparkling.
The two customers that saw this were deeply touched. "How beautiful!" "Oh, so beautiful!"
"Tear-shedding acts sure are popular these days. . ." Haruhi muttered.
Keichiro nodded in agreement. "How does everyone cry so easily?"
Haruhi accidentally bumped into Kaoru. Something slipped out of his kimono sleeve.
The two commoners looked closer and saw that they were eye drops. 'But why the hell do they have to be high quality?' Keichiro thought. 'Oh yeah that's right; rich guys. . .'
Dark lines appeared on Haruhi's face as she held up the eye dropper. "Because of this?!"
"Let me say this first: eye drops are common practice in host clubs." Kaoru explained.
"Women are suckers for tearful eyes." Hikari added. (Yamazuki twins: *sudden urge to beat up Hikaru*)
Anyways, let's see what the hostess club were doing during this!
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~In The 2nd Music Room~!~
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Things with the hostess club went smoothly for their first time without the host club with them. The room was like the 3rd music room. Except the couches were a bit more larger and the room seemed. . .roomier?
The female twins were doing well with their yuri / incest acts while sitting on one of the large couch.
Sora treated every customer as a prince from her positions on a couch.
Hoshi was charming her customers with her cuteness while stuffing down sweets into her mouth while sitting at a sort of tea table.
Tsuki, who sat by Hoshi, was talking to her designators about, well, stuff!
Yume, who was typing down on her laptop at one of the tables, was also selling. . .things to some designators.
Yume's cell phone (that was notcheap) suddenly began to vibrate. She took one look at the caller I.D. and stood up. Yume flashed a smile to the customers. "Excuse me, but I'm afraid the hostess club will have to end early for today due to personal reasons."
The men groaned but left anyways.
The Yamazuki twins stood by the door and waved goodbye to the customers. Once the last one was gone, they slammed the door closed.
"Is our new manager coming?" The twins asked. "Because if he / she is. . ." "then wouldn't that make him / her 2 hours early?"
Yume shrugged. "It seems our new producer / manager decided that he would like to meet us sooner than planned."
Sora began to hyperventilate as she shook while crouching in her new corner. The twins began to spaz. Tsuki was rocking Hoshi like a baby to calm Hoshi down.
Yume closed her eyes as she sighed. "Guys, I'm certain that this new manager will be fine for the job, I reviewed his abilities." She smirked evilly, the glare of her glasses shielding her silver black eyes. "If things do not go smoothly as we though, I could always arrange an 'accident' and hire a new one."
Tsuki, who seemed to be the only calm (asides from Yume) and sane person, sighed.
Knock knock knock!!!
The girls flinched from the sudden sounds. Yume nodded to Tsuki. Tsuki sat Hoshi, who was squeezing poor Kiki-chan, down on the couch. The twins and Sora tried to calm themselves down so that they could be a little more...sane-ish.
Tsuki calmly opened the door.
"Yo!" A rather handsome looking guy greeted. He looked about the two seniors' ages (who were 17 years old). He was about a few inches taller than Yume's height. He had short, wavy chocolate brown hair with matching eyes that were a shade darker than his hair. He was fair skinned with a well built figure.
He was wearing casual jeans with black sneakers. A black t-shirt with a red, short sleeved jacket. He was also wearing black finger-less gloves.
Yume smiled politely. "Ah, you must Yamamoto Suichi (it's pronounced: Suu-ee-chi), our new manager and music producer."
Suichi grinned. "That's me!"
Sora smiled brightly. 'He seems nice, I guess Yume was right, we shouldn't worry.'
Poor Sora, I actually feel a pang of pity for her. She spoke too soon. . .
Suichi suddenly narrowed his eyes at the twins and Sora, making them flinch. "Since I'm going to be your new manager, we're going to make a few rules."
Hoshi, the twins and Sora were shaking like a leaf with horrified expressions. Hikari and Kurai clinged onto each other.
Yume frowned thoughtfully. 'This'll be interesting. I just hope this doesn't go horribly wrong.'
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~Back In The Third Music Room, The Next Day~
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BANG BANG BANG!!!
The hosts jumped slightly in surprise. Mori opened the door.
PLOP!
A panting Sora and Yamazuki twins fell on the floor. Hoshi walked in slowly, not seeming to notice or care that she was walking over her fellow hostesses' limp bodies. Tsuki trailed after Hoshi with Yume slung over her shoulder.
The hosts blinked. Hikaru and Kaoru walked over and poked the other twins. The only response they got were groans and twitches. "Oi (hey), are you guys okay?"
Tamaki strolled over with a panicked expression. "Oh my! What terrible reasons are you poor girls exhausted?!"
"We had to *pant* wake up *pant, cough* early and run *pant* a mile then run *pant, cough, cough* here." Sora panted out.
Hikari and Kurai took deep breaths. "But you should *pant, pant* stay away from Yume-senpai for a while." Hikari breathed out. "For your own *gasp* good." Kurai added.
Hikaru and Kaoru raised an eyebrow and walked over and poked Yume. A murderous, dark aura blazed around her body. Tsuki quickly slid Yume off her shoulder and made Yume stand up. Yume glared at the twins that poked her. They flinched as they shrieked in terror at the murderous look on her face.
Yume growled at the twins as she said venomously, the glare of her glasses blocking the sight of her eyes, "I would prefer you kept your fingers to yourself unless you want those chopped off with a butcher knife." Her body started to sway.
Tsuki caught the shadow queen before she fell backwards, asleep.
Tamaki, Sora, Haruhi, Keichiro, Honey, and the two pairs of twins were shaking in fear. Kyouya wrote something in his notebook: Do NOTdisturb Yume if she is asleep or tired.
"Neh, neh, why did you guys have to run?" Honey asked.
Tears sprinkled out of Sora's and the female twins' eyes. "IT'S SUICHI'S FAULT!!!"
The host club stared at the girls blankly.
"He's our new manager." Tsuki explained.
Tamaki gripped his hands into tight fists. "How dare this man make you suffer!"
Sora nodded, her breathing normal again. "I agree! This would've never had to happen if he didn't make us do this horrible activity. It's his fault!"
"Oh, so it's my fault the three of you have no stamina?" Suichi's voice spoke darkly from the doorway.
Sora and the Yamazuki twins shook their heads. Hoshi was hiding behind Tsuki's legs with tears welling in the corner of her eyes as she hugged Kiki-chan close to her chest. Tsuki was staring blankly at him while Yume was still asleep.
The hostess club immediatly took notice of his outfit.
The twins clinged onto each other as they scrambled away from him.
Sora fainted.
Tamaki caught her before she fell to the floor, blushing faintly at the close contact.
Hoshi's tears started to leak out of her eyes.
Tsuki raised an eyebrow.
Yume was sleeping on the couch, her head resting on Kyouya's lap.
Kyouya had a very faint blush on his cheeks, but you had to squint to see it.
"NOOO!!!" Kurai and Hikari screeched.
Suichi was wearing a school uniform.
Ouran's male school uniform.
Suichi smirked when he noticed the twins' horrified expressions. "That's right, I'm going to attend here! Starting today in class 2-A." Suddenly, his whole demeanor changed drastically. "The same class as Yume-chan!" He grinned brightly.
All the twins blinked as they stared at each other.
Sora, who awakened once more, and Tamaki blinked.
Hoshi and Honey gasped in surprise at his sudden mood swing.
Tsuki's and Mori's eyes widened slightly in surprise.
Haruhi and Keichiro stared with identical dead panned looks, wondering how they still stayed sane around these maniacs.
Kyouya was feeling rather.....unpleasant.
Yume groaned tiredly when her name was said, catching everyone's attention. Her eyes fluttered open. She immediately blushed slightly when she realized that her head was resting on Kyouya's, rather comfortable, lap.
She sat up and blinked a few times when she saw Suichi wearing the male school uniform of her school. "Ah, Yamamoto-san, are you now attending Ouran?"
Suichi nodded while grinning from ear to ear. "Ah! And I'll be in your class starting today!"
Yume was slightly taken by surprise at his bright attitude. 'Did the twins or Sora give him something?'
"Is that so?" Yume smiled politely, much to Kyouya's disapproval and Suichi's joy. Yume cleared her throat. "Minna-san (everyone) I would like you all to meet Yamamoto Suichi, our new manager and music producer."
Suichi bowed politely with a smile. "I hope to get along with you all."
Tamaki, Kaoru and Hikaru blinked. Hmm, maybe this guy wasn't as bad as they thought. Hikari and Kurai realized what the three must have been thinking. "Nooo!! Don't be fooled by his politeness!" They wailed. "He's EVIL!"
Suichi glared at the two girls, who flinched. "Would you like to run another mile?"
Kurai and Hikari clinged onto each other as they hid behind the other twins. "Waaa! He's almost as scary as Yume-senpai!"
Yume pushed up her glasses as she smiled eerily. "What was that, Kurai, Hikari?" She asked with a sickly sweet tone. Her tone of voice did not match well with her dark aura and intense glare.
The two pairs of twins eeped as they scrambled away. Poor Hikaru and Kaoru, they just had to be in front of Hikari and Kurai and experience the horrible stare.
"Minna-san!" Everyone directed their attention to the door, where a girl with long brown hair with a pink ribbon stood.
Only one thing rang through all of the hostesses' minds. 'Who the hell is she?'
"Your manager has made some cookies." She brought up some small cookies in a hankerchief with a smile. But she blinked in confusion when she spotted the hostesses and Suichi, who blinked back at her.
Cricket. Cricket.
Haruhi and Keichiro glanced around and sweatdropped. They could have sworn they heard crickets.
"Ano...you guys are?" Renge asked as she fully entered the room.
Sora beamed as she indicated herself and the rest of the hostesses with a sweep of her arm. "Forgive us. My name is Sora. These lovely girls are Yume, Hoshi, and Tsuki. And then there are the demons, Hikari and Kurai. And we are....-" inserts large sparkles here "-...the Hostess Club!"
An arrow pointed down at said club with a sign that read 'Hostess Club'.
"A fake princess character user." Renge deadpanned as she directed this insult at Sora.
Sora's color drained away and was replaced with a white paper color.
'Fake Princess Character?' was what was on the sign that appeared above her.
The female twins howled with laughter while Tamaki caught the, once again, unconscious Sora. "HAHAHA! That's so true! The queen was correctly guessed! BWA HA HA!!!"
"Anyways, my name is Renge, the female manager of this Host Club!" Renge introduced herself with a hint of smugness in her voice.
The hostesses (I seem to be using this word a lot...) were silent, the twins laughing stopping. "Man-a-ger?" Hoshi repeated out loud, as if she was making sure Renge said what she thought she said.
Renge smirked. "That's right."
"Neh, neh, Hikari. That look in her eyes look familiar don't they?" Kurai whispered to her twin who nodded back.
They glanced at each other before staring at the other twins. The each grabbed one of them and pulled the off to the side.
"N-nani?" They asked.
"Hikaru, Kaoru, that girl...what would you say is a bad thing about her?" Hikari whispered.
Kaoru and Hikaru glanced at each other with blank looks, then faced the two girls. "We only have one word for people like her...." Hikaru began. "....Otaku." He and Kaoru finished with a slightly disturbed look on their faces.
"O-TA-KU?!?!?!" The female twins echoed loudly with as they jumped up to their feet. "YOUR MANAGER IS AN OTAKU?!?!?!"
"OTAKU?!?!" Sora shouted as she regained conciousness. "WHERE?! WE MUST RUN FOR OUR LIVES!!!"
"The queen has actually said something agreeable, and there's an otaku in the host club?! What's next, an ice cream truck crashing into Ouran?!"
Lets just hope they didn't jinx th-
"Bzzzt! Attention students! Please leave in an orderly fashion! An ice cream truck has crashed into the library of our school! Please stay calm and leave in an orderly manner. This is not a drill! I repeat, this is not a drill! Thank you and have a good day! Bz-CLICK!" Tamaki's father's voice echoed through the hallways of the school.
". . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ."
Some glanced at the Yamazuki twins in mild shock, some glared, some looked like they've just seen two walking angels. The twins shrugged in response to their looks. Honestly, how were they going to know they'd jinx that and make several other clubs panic and scream?
But they obeyed the instructions given to them anyways.
But wait......
"Renge, what happened to your cookies?"
"Hmm? Why, they're right- WHAT THE?! WHO TOOK MY COOKIES?!"
...nch....Munch, crunch....munch
The sounds of stolen cookies being devoured was heard.
Renge glared at Suichi, who, in turn, shook his head and shifted his gaze to Tamaki. Tamaki's mouth dropped in horror. How could they think so lowly of the king?! A real man, such as himself (cough, cough), would never steal such precious objects from a lady.
Tamaki faced the two he felt were the most guilty, a.k.a: the Hiitachin twins. "It was you two devils, wasn't it?!"
They stared at Tamaki blankly as they said, in a slightly irritated tone, "we're not that low like you tono."
"I believe you guys should inspect the othertwins." Kyouya stated.
"Oi! It looked yummy, but it's burnt! You're a disgrace to all otakus in Japan, Renge." Said twins insulted the otaku.
"What was that?!" Renge demanded as she suddenly looked like the twin sister of Medusa.
"WAHHHH! SCARY!" Hoshi bursted into tears as she clunged onto Tsuki's neck.
"You little brat!"
"Well wasn't this an eventful day? What do you say, Kyouya?" Yume asked her shadow partner. Apparently, the rest of their clubs decided to join in on the shouting fight (excluding Haruhi, Keichiro, and the two tall third years, of course).
Kyouya nodded. "Yes, I'd have to agree. Demo, this could most likely be only the start of the misadventures."
"Indeed you are correct Kyouya."
"I know."
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Tsuki: Well, if some of you guys haven't noticed, I decided to make a remix of the episode with Renge. I had to add her in sometime you know.
Hoshikari: But she's scary!
Tsuki: Why yes, yes she is.
Renge: *Glares murderously at Hoshi and Tsuki, who were apparently the only two her besides herself*
Hoshikari: WAAAHHH!
Tsuki: ..........you made one of my OCs shriek in terror. And for that, I will kill you.......
Renge (in a smug voice): And how are you going to do that, I'm not afraid of you.
Tsuki (in a deadly, cold, dark voice): We'll see about that.......
Renge: .........I-I'm not scared of you, and never will be....
Hoshikari: Renge is lying~!
Renge: You damn little brat!
Hoshikari: *bursts into tears*
Tsuki: THAT'S IT! RRRRRAAAAAWWWWWRRRRR!!! FACE THE WRATH OF MY KITTIES!!!! MWA HA HA HA HA!!!!
Renge: *screams in a frightened, high pitched voice*
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Scene #1: The question and the slightly scary answer!
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The Yamazuki twins approached Yume. They've been thinking about something, and it was somewhat troublesome to have to repeatedly think about it, so they wanted to clear it up.
"Ano, Yume-senpai..." Kurai started.
"Hai?"
"How exactly did you get us the scholarships?" Hikari asked.
Yume smirked as her glasses glinted evilly. "Let's just say I have....connections. And that it was such a coincidence that our files, along with some of our music CDs, were left carelessly on Suoh-san's father's desk."
The twins shivered. They were going to ask what kind of connections she was talking about, but chickened out.
'Note to self: never ask Yume-senpai about how or what she does.'
Make sure to keep this helpful tip in mind!