Title: Down and Dirty
Pairing: Bankotsu/Jakotsu
List and Prompt (# and Theme): Crunchy, Prompt #9, Down and Dirty
Rating: PG13
Words: 300
Universe/Genre: AU; Romance
Warnings: none
Summary: Ban and Jak appear on a Japanese game show for charity…
Author's note: Sumo wrestlers are call "rikishi" in Japan.
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"I'm sorry, that's incorrect," the host of Down and Dirty said to the stunned Bankotsu. "Sakura blues is the correct answer. You know what time it is? It's time for you and Jakotsu-chan to get…
"DOWN AND DIRTY!!" The studio audience went wild.
"What?!" Bankotsu cried. "Lucky Kisses was Youkai's biggest hit to date!! I should know as their producer and owner of Lucky-"
Jakotsu tugged on his sleeve. "It's okay, Ban honey. It'll be fun, rolling around in mud with you… and kinda hot too," he said, smiling sweetly for the camera.
"Ever the lady, Jakotsu-chan," the host said. "So, to make things easier for you, my dear…"
The cross-dresser giggled.
"You have to pin your opponent, Kusao-san, for a count of three. You sir," he turned to Bankotsu, "will have to pin the lovely Jakotsu-chan for a count of five," he finished amid the applause. "And to make things more interesting… You'll both be blindfolded."
"What?!" they chorused.
"That's right; the two of you will be blindfolded and helped to the Down and Dirty mud flats, where you will wrestle each other for fifteen minutes. The winner will get 2,250,00 yen for their favorite charity!"
Two women walked on stage to escort them offstage to the mud flats. The studio audience would be able to watch via a live TV remote.
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Dressed as "rikishi" they wrestled each other for fifteen minutes, until Jakotsu was declared the winner. Ripping off his blindfold, Bankotsu was all set to give his life-partner a victory kiss when he realized it was their friend, Sesshomaru. The look on his face was priceless and the cameraman zoomed in giving everyone a good look. The host made several jokes; before they closed the show with a shot of Jakotsu hugging a mud covered Bankotsu.