Spongebob's Final Exam
A/N: It's been a while since I made another chapter. But here it is to all the readers still reading this. Enjoy.
Disclaimer: I don't own Spongebob Squarepants.
Chapter 7: Day 5 Pt. 2
(Last time on Spongebob's Final Exam...)
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..." Spongebob yelled.
(Now on to Chapter 7)
"...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..." Spongebob continued.
"Snap out of it, Spongebob!! We won't give you a break if you don't want it," Sandy yelled, shaking Spongebob into focus.
"...OOOOOOOOOOOO...Really? Why not?" Spongebob asked.
"Let's just get this next course over with," Sandy sighed.
The next course is a clover road.
"But aren't I allowed on the roads until I get my license?" Spongebob asked.
"No Spongebob. But don't worry about that," Sandy said.
"And since when does Bikini Bottom have a clover road?" Patrick asked.
"Exactly, Patrick; Bikini Bottom doesn't have a clover road! We're actually in Pacific Bay, where they don't know your accident," Sandy said.
"Now I remember this place. My family had our reunion here and where I bought Gary! Ahh...good times," Spongebob sighed happily.
"Anyway...your objective is to go through the clover road, and get out from the other side. It's simple!" Sandy said.
"You got it, Sandy. See ya on the other side!!" Spongebob yelled as he drove off...on reverse, crashing to a street light.
"Umm, I meant to do that," Spongebob said and laughed nervously as he drove off again, but forward to the clover road.
"Remember, Spongebob! Don't get lost!!" Sandy yelled.
"Follow every arrow you see!" Patrick yelled.
(Three hours later)
"Yes!! After I followed every arrow, and they finally led me out," Spongebob cheered.
"They've led you out, alright...out from the same side you came in," Sandy said and sighed disappointingly.
"What's the matter, Sandy? I've got out!" Spongebob said.
"You were suppose to come out from the other side," Sandy said.
"Are you questioning both my ability to instruct and Spongebob's driving?" Patrick asked.
"Does the word 'definatly' come to your mind? Never mind this argument! Just try again and don't follow every sign you see!" Sandy said.
"Alrighty then; I'M READY...AGAIN!!" Spongebob said as he drove to the clover.
(Near a random sign, Squidward already made his mark.)
"If Spongebob don't want to follow signs, maybe he should follow this one!" Squidward plotted as he painted over a sign (you'll find out soon enough.)
During the clover road half mark, Spongebob notices Squidward's sign.
"Hmm...what's this? 'Detour: Turn Right at the Next Intersection.' Sandy says that I should follow every sign...but she didn't say any sign...maybe this one won't hurt," Spongebob said as he followed the sign.
But the sign brought him to a ramp from nowhere, and he drove so fast that he flew to the other side of the clover.
"Spongebob! What happened back there?!" Sandy asked.
"Well, I followed a sign that I didn't see last time and it...put me back at the other side of the clover! I guess I made a wrong turn the first time," Spongebob bragged.
"See, Sandy? I told you that signs were important to follow," Patrick said.
"Hmm...Spongebob? Could you show me what kind of sign told you to fly off a cliff like that?" Sandy asked.
(Moments later at the clover).
"SPONGEBOB!! SANDY!! HELP!! I'M LOST IN THE CLOVER!!" Patrick panicked.
"May you get on the clover before you yell hopelessly?! Sandy asked.
Then Patrick notice that he wasn't on the clover, but his friends were.
"Oh no! I'm not lost on the clover, but my friends are!!" Patrick cried.
"Don't worry, Patrick. We're not lost. We're at the sign," Spongebob said.
"Don't worry, guys! I'm coming in after you!!" Patrick yelled, not listening to Spongebob and charging into the clover.
"...Alright then. So this was the sign you followed to that ramp?" Sandy asked, ignoring Patrick.
Spongebob nodded in response.
"Why would you follow a sign that was not only placed the second time you were on the clover, but looks poorly drawn and written, and would lead you to a cliff?" Sandy asked.
"Well first of all, all signs are truthful in every way, even though their handwriting looks like Squidward's," Spongebob started.
"Don't you get that Squidward is trying to stop you?" Sandy asked.
"Second, the sign did not lead me off of a cliff; it lead me to a ramp," Spongebob said, completely ignoring her.
"But this ramp is completely unstable...I could pick it up!! Squidward is trying to kill you!!" Sandy cried.
"If he was trying to make me fail, then why did he make this shortcut for me?" Spongebob asked.
"Oh how the hell should I know?!" Sandy screamed.
"I did try to kill you, Squarehead!!" Squidward yelled, jumping down from nowhere.
"But Squidward? Why did you?" Sandy and Spongebob asked.
"You see, I really hate your guts so damn much, that I got desperate enough to kill you," Squidward explained.
"Squidward...(sniff)...how could you?" Spongebob cried.
"I have my reasons," Squidward sighed.
"How could you be so kind to make this shortcut for me!" Spongebob cheered.
"Wait a minute...don't go that way now," Squidward stuttered.
"I know you want me to stay with you, but I must not use shortcuts in my journey. You've done your best, though," Spongebob smiled.
"Aww, forget it! I'm not in this chapter anymore!!" Squidward yelled as he left out.
"Wow...that was random. Sorry about yellin back there, Spongebob," Sandy said.
"Sorry about calling you a liar," Spongebob said.
Then they shook hand for accepting their apologies.
"So are you ready to get back to the course?" Sandy asked.
"Oh boy am I...but could we get Patrick out first?" Spongebob asked.
"GUYS? WAS THAT SQUIDWARD UP THERE? IS HE LOST TOO? I'M COMING GUYS!!" Patrick cried.
"Yeah, let's get him out immediately," Sandy said.
After getting Patrick out of the clover, Spongebob drove back in to the clover, and came out from the other side, 2 hours later.
"Yes!! I did it without coming out from the same side!! And it only took me 2 hours too!" Spongebob celebrated.
"That's great, Spongebob. But before we go to the next test, let's see if you can get back to the other other side within 10 minutes or less," Sandy said.
"10 minutes?! How is that even possible?!" Spongebob yelled.
"Just go back the way you came; retrace your steps," Sandy said.
"Oh, alright. Here I go again," Spongebob said going backwards to the start, literally.
9 minutes later, Spongebob came back, still in reverse.
"I did it, guys!! I did the impossible!" Spongebob cheered.
"Congradulations, Spongebob! Not only you've barely passed part 2 of the test, but you've done it in reverse, too, which takes away your next challenge," Sandy said.
"Lucky," Patrick said jealously.
"Horray!! I'm good enough to skip a test!" Spongebob shouted.
"Don't celebrate now, Spongebob; look!" Sandy yelled as she pointed at the gas meter
"Holy Neptune!! My gas tank is nearly empty!!" Spongebob hollered.
"Which brings us to our next test we need to do...and it's the most horrifying test ever," Patrick said.
"What is it, Patrick?! Please tell me!" Spongebob cried.
"...Paying...for gas," Patrick said with his low voice.
"(Gasp)! Have you seen those gas prices lately?! Can I do the skipped challenge instead of this one?" Spongebob asked.
"We're sorry, Spongebob, but you actually have to learn this lesson to do the Master lessons," Sandy said.
So with the remaining gas he had, he went back to Bikini Bottom's city limits for gas, where he saw familiar faces.
"Well, well, well. Lookie who's here, Lloyd!" Floyd said.
"Well what do you know, Floyd! It's those kids that believed that they would save their town!!" Lloyd said as they slapped their knees and laughed.
"Spongebob? Do you know these two?" Sandy asked.
"Of course, Sandy. Pat and I met them during our adventure to Shell City," Spongebob said.
"Who's Pat?" Patrick asked stupidly.
"So, how was your imaginary trip to Shell World?" Floyd asked.
"And which one of you pimps have that land chick over there?" Lloyd asked.
"First of all, Pat and I aren't with like that Sandy; she's just a friend is all," Spongebob started.
"Why isn't anyone telling me who Pat is?!" Patrick asked.
"And second of all, our trip wasn't imaginary. It was real and we succeed in it," Spongebob continued.
"Sure it was...so are you gonna pay up or what?" Lloyd asked.
"But shouldn't there be a SIGN OF THE PRICES?!" Sandy asked impatiently.
"Na; it costs money," Lloyd answered.
"So, may you tell us the price?" Spongebob asked.
"Well our gas station has the gas that will make your boat run faster than what the teli says," Floyd said.
"Great! So what's the price?" Patrick asked.
"I was getting to that. Due to that kinda gas; your cost is 4.87 a litre," Floyd said.
"It may be a little higher than average, but it may be...wait a moment. If 4.87 is a liter, then what is a gallon?" Spongebob asked.
"Not much; only 18.43 a gallon," Lloyd said quietly.
"18.43 A GALLON?! WHAT A RIPOFF!!" Everyone cried.
"We've never done this before, but because we like ya funny dimwits so dang much, we'll lower the price to 9.11 a gallon," Lloyd said laughing from their reaction.
"9.11? Why not somewhere like 4.15?" Sandy asked.
"With gas like this, theres no way that's a fair price!" Floyd argued.
"So are ya gonna pay or what?" Lloyd said.
"Umm, be right back, guys," Spongebob said as he ran off to the Krusty Krab.
In the Krusty Krab, Spongebob bashed Mr. Krabs door opened.
"What is it, boy? I'm busy here?" Mr. Krabs said on the toilet.
"Mr. Krabs, may I have a raise?" Spongebob asked.
"No," he replied.
"Please?"
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"PLEASE?!" Spongebob yelled.
"ALRIGHT ALREADY!! What do you need it for?" Mr. Krabs asked.
"I need it for gas," Spongebob asked.
"Well, I bought more expensive throw-outs. How much do you need?" he asked.
"Umm, 7 gallons, sir," Spongebob answered.
"So you need 30 dollars?" Mr. Krabs asked.
"Well, the gas station I'm at cost 9.11 a gallon," Spongebob laughed nervously.
"GET THE HELL OUT OF ME OFFICE!!" Mr. Krabs screamed.
"I need the money, Mr. Krabs!" Spongebob cried.
"No way, no how, lad," Mr. Krabs said.
"Please?" Spongebob asked.
"No." he replied.
"Please?"
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
(3 hours later)
"Please?"
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
Then Spongebob and Mr. Krabs took one huge breath in unison.
"Please?"
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"PLEASE, MR. KRABS!!" Spongebob cried.
"Why do you need that much money anyway?" Mr. Krabs asked.
"I need it for my Boating School test!" Spongebob answered.
"Boating School test, huh? Well why didn't you so, lad? I need someone to do delivery duty," Mr. Krabs said.
"So that means you're giving me the money?" Spongebob asked.
"(Sigh). The hardest sacrifice to any rich man...here's a 100 dollars. Get out before I take it back," Mr. Krabs promised.
"Yes, sir! And thanks," he said before he left.
"Ease it up, Eugene; it'll be worth it one we start pizza and patty delivery," Mr. Krabs said.
(Meanwhile at the gas station).
"So, you guys have a computer?" Floyd asked.
Patrick and Sandy nodded.
"Why you ask?" Sandy asked.
"Because there's this awesome website called where you guys can read stories about yourselves. It's great once you know how to read," Lloyd said.
"How interesting...hey! Spongebob's coming!" Patrick yelled.
"Hey Spongekid. Where's the money?" Lloyd asked.
"Here you are, guys! Fill this car up to its limit, please," Spongebob said.
Moments after paying and filling up the car, Spongebob and the others finally left the gas station.
"Hey! What do you mean by 'others?'" Patrick asked.
Now it's a time where it's really late (2:00 a.m.), and Spongebob is driving everyone home, still swerving as usual. Then he notices Sandy a bit down.
"Hey. What's wrong, Sandy?" Spongebob asked.
"Well, it's just what you said at the gas station, you said that I was just a friend," Sandy said.
"We are just friends, aren't we?" Spongebob asked.
"Of course we are, but it actually hurted that time," Sandy sighed.
"Why is that?" Spongebob asked.
"It's just that I want to be...more than friends is all," Sandy replied.
"You mean like boyfriend and girlfriend?" Spongebob asked.
"No, Spongebob...at least... not yet," Sandy said smiling at Spongebob.
"So you want to be more than friends?" Spongebob asked.
"And less than lovers. But as long it's okay with you," Sandy asked.
"It's actually perfect for me," Spongebob said as he and Sandy came close enough to kiss.
But before they did, Patrick woke up.
"Hey Spongebob. Before you drop me off, is it okay if I get a Krabby Patty?" Patrick asked.
"Sure, Patrick. Coming right up," Spongebob said as he drove to the Krusty Krab and Patrick fell asleep again.
"Maybe we should keep our relationship a secret to ourselves," Spongebob said.
"Yeah, and keep it slow and steady. They will be wise things to do," Sandy said.
At the Krusty Krab's parking lot.
"Hey Sandy. You want something from the Krusty Krab?" Spongebob asked.
"Sure, Spongebob. A regular please," Sandy said.
"Coming right up, Sandy," Spongebob said as he kissed Sandy's helmet.
"(Sigh). Our love will be tighter than bark on a tree," Sandy said to herself.
A/N: Uh oh. Looks like that there's a pairing going on with Sponge/Sandy. How will this affect driving preparation against the final 3 levels? Find out on Chapter 8.