Disclaimer: I do not own Gravitation.
Chapter title: Can swallow a camel, but chokes on a gnat.
Genre: Romance, humor, fluff
Rating: PG-16ish
Chapter: 2/16
Characters: Tatsuha and Suguru xD
Summery: "No test, no sex", the exact words of Suguru. Poor Tatsuha, what will he do?
A/N: XD I got this idea after watching an HIV commercial. Damn, how weird AM I? I find inspiration in the oddest of things…
Tatsuha smirked to himself, just knowing his ingenious plan would work. Of course it wasn't exactly his idea or own thoughts that created it. Many men and teens have used it to get laid, and the last time Tatsuha checked, it worked perfectly.
The tall teen whistled as he walked along the sidewalk to Suguru's house; chocolate box shaped like a heart, and a bouquet of a dozen red roses in hand. He'd been dating the keyboardist for about seven months now and had yet to go any farther then kissing, and today Tatsuha planned to make the big step. If this were a normal relationship for Tatsuha specifically, he would have taken his other to bed long ago, around the first or second date. But this "relationship" was a little different then others; sure Tatsuha had gone into it planning for a couple of good nights, but now his decisions and opinions were changing.
Even so, the sex-crazed monk was deprived, even a normal person surely wouldn't go that long, were Tatsuha thoughts. So deciding on using a few old romantic tricks, Tatsuha planned to have that musical talent under sheets in a nights work.
Of course, this proved to be a hard task, considering Suguru and Tatsuha both lived in their own parent's household. But once again, Tatsuha found a loophole, like he always did. He simply checked out a hotel room, not exactly the nicest room but still very neat and "romantic" in Tatsuha's opinion. Before he had left the hotel after checking in he had been sure to make a few adjustments, such as candles, wine (something he had easily stolen from his brother, by the way.) and even more roses.
And Tatsuha would be lying if he said he didn't empty his wallet for this one; he had never spent so much money in his short-lived life for something other then his undying obsession for Nittle Grasper and Ryuichi Sakuma.
At last Tatsuha arrived at the Fujisaki home. Checking his watch to see it read 8:30pm, he was relieved to be on time. Straightening out his clothing, which was the nicest in his closet, he knocked on the door.
To his luck, Suguru's mother had answered instead of his father. For the elder Fujisaki didn't have much of a fancy in Tatsuha, and if it weren't for the fact Tatsuha was the son of a monk he would forbid Suguru to even speak to Tatsuha.
"Oh hello Tatsuha! So nice to see you this evening! I'll go get Suguru for you. In the meantime come in!" squealed Suguru's mother. She was indeed a very nice lady; when she heard of the relationship between her son and Tatsuha she was okay with it, but when the fact that Tatsuha was a brother of Mrs. Fujisaki's favorite author, the "okay" had automatically went up to a "how wonderful!" of course she wasn't taking this opportunity to receive autographs or anything, yet.
Tatsuha gave a small bow and smile, and walked into the house, closing the door behind him. He watched in amusement as Suguru's mother quickly hurried up the stairs to fetch her son.
After waiting for a good ten minutes, Suguru finally came into view at the top of the stairs.
'Just like a woman.' Tatsuha thought to himself as he flashed a large smile to his date, and held out the gifts he had gotten.
Suguru blushed as he accepted the gifts, setting them down on the decorative table by the door to be enjoyed later.
"Thank you." Suguru said in slight embarrassment, as he knew his mother was watching from the top of the stairs. Tatsuha took Suguru's hands in his own as he placed a light kiss on his cheek. The two turned towards the stairs where Suguru's mom stood with a camera and evil grin on her face.
"Now can you just give him a kiss on the lips? Oh and-"
"Mom!" Suguru snapped, clearly embarrassed. Tatsuha chuckled as he pulled Suguru towards the door.
"Let's go Suguru." Tatsuha said as he opened the door. The two walked out, still hand in hand. Suguru looked amazing in Tatsuha opinion, always did. Tatsuha had been specific about wearing something nice, but had been sure not to tell Suguru where they were going. And of course, Suguru had listened, wearing a white turtleneck; the white-gold necklace Tatsuha had given him for his birthday, black coat and pants. Simple, but still very nice.
"Where's your motorbike Tatsuha?" asked Suguru as they walked along the sidewalk, instead of riding the mechanical coffin-on-wheels, or as Suguru's father comments it as.
"I'd thought we'd walk through park, the place isn't that far from here anyways." Tatsuha smirked in his mind as he saw Suguru's eyes light up in the dark. Of course Suguru had mentioned many times how he rather walk then ride the motorcycle, especially on "beautiful nights such as these, its nicer to enjoy it longer with your lover then to have to ride straight by it." Were the words of Suguru.
And so Tatsuha was sure to remember to walk that night, and reserve a seat in the finest restaurant close to the park.
Tatsuha slipped his arm around Suguru's waist to pull him closer as they started on the park pathway. The chilly air only excited him more as he knew the night would be the best of his life, and hopefully Suguru's too.
"So, I didn't see the devil there, is back to running hell?" Tatsuha asked teasingly, referring to Suguru's father. Suguru chuckled lightly as he playfully slapped Tatsuha's arm.
"No, no, my father is out on another business trip, won't be back for a week. I made sure mom wouldn't tell him about this date, he would have had your head if he knew you asked my mom to take me out for such a long time. You got lucky this time Tatsuha." Suguru laughed as he rested his head on Tatsuha's shoulder.
Oh yes, Tatsuha had requested ever so politely, and sort of, bribed Suguru's mother into letting him have Suguru for the night. She was about to ask questions after agreeing, but strands of Yuki's hair and an autograph shut her right up.
The air became increasingly chilly as silence grew over the two. Tatsuha felt Suguru shiver slightly.
'Perfect.' Thought Tatsuha with another smirk. He stilled their walking as he pulled off his suit jacket, placing it over Suguru's shoulders. Suguru blushed as Tatsuha's arm once more, wrapped around his waist, and they started to walk again.
"Thank you Tatsuha…" Suguru said as he fidgeted with the bottom buttonhole. Tatsuha kissed Suguru's head as to say "no problem".
After a total of about twenty minutes of walking, Tatsuha and Suguru stepped onto a sidewalk alongside the street. They quickly crossed the busy road to avoid being hit by on-coming traffic. Tatsuha quickly checked his watch again as he pulled Suguru by the hand into a seemingly full restaurant, making sure they were on time for the reservation.
Suguru looked around in awe at the building, it was packed with people in fancy dresses and suits, and the place itself seemed fancy and gorgeous. He instantly had a feeling they were probably going to be waiting a while.
But instead of standing and waiting in the long line of people waiting to be given seats, Tatsuha pulled him past the long, never ending line.
The hostess smiled brightly at the two of them as Tatsuha and Suguru came up to the counter.
"Reservation for Tatsuha Uesugi." Said Tatsuha before the hostess could ask. She looked down at the book with names and reservation times, and then grabbed two menus.
"Aw, reservation for two, for the best seats here, follow me please." The hostess said continuing to smile brightly.
She lead the two away from the entrance full or people, and past the many people already seated, all the way to the back of the restaurant, were she pushed open two glass doors, covered by red curtains. Suguru entered the room, and gasped immediately. The place was, quiet, and empty, unlike the rest of the restaurant. It was a small room, with a small round table in the middle for two. The plates and forks were neatly laid out, and a small vase of roses in the middle.
"Enjoy your dinner; the waiter will be with you shortly." Said the hostess, before she turned and left.
Tatsuha pulled out a chair motioning for Suguru to sit. As Suguru took his seat, Tatsuha pulled off his jacket from Suguru's shoulders and rested it on the back of the chair.
Suguru almost jumped for joy as he read the menu; it was Italian food, something he had been having a craving for.(1)
He just couldn't believe this; Tatsuha was being so…romantic tonight! The walk through the park, the jacket, and the Italian food restaurant, not to mention the best table in the entire place- 'Ooooh!' thought Suguru suddenly. No duh! Suguru choked from laughter as he swallowed his drink. Now he understood what was going on.
Tatsuha looked quizzically at his lover as Suguru smirked.
"You okay Suguru?" Tatsuha asked while setting his menu down. Suguru set his menu down on top of Tatsuha's as he continued to smile with a hint of mischief.
"Nothing. But I was wondering…how did you find such a nice place, let alone get this kind of table?" Suguru asked. It was indeed a question on his mind.
"Help from a friend." Tatsuha said as he grabbed his water glass for a drink.
Tatsuha not to long ago, had gone to NG during lunch break to visit Suguru. While there he pulled non-other then Hiroshi Nakano aside, and asked for some assistants. He had asked for him to help get a good table at a nice restaurant, and a hotel room, since there was no way this would have been an easy task for Tatsuha on his own. Tatsuha of course paid Hiro for his help, and promise of secrecy, understanding that Shuichi would ruin the whole thing by telling Suguru.
And that was how Tatsuha had come to acquire a hotel room and a nice reservation.
Soon the waiter arrived to take their orders, and menus. He left as quickly as he had entered, leaving Tatsuha and Suguru to themselves again.
Tatsuha grabbed Suguru's hand from across the table and held it tightly.
"I love you Suguru." Tatsuha said almost dreamily to Suguru. Tatsuha noticed Suguru's eyes light up, and his smile deepen greatly. 'I am soooo gonna get laid tonight.' Tatsuha thought.
"I love you too Tatsuha."
Tatsuha walked out of the restaurant hand in hand with Suguru. The raven-haired teen wanted to scream and shout for joy; he was more then going to get laid this night was going to be heaven! Suguru was wrapped around his finger. Tatsuha could die now with the thoughts of the things he could get Suguru to do, or maybe after he has Suguru do those things of course.
Tatsuha ran his hand over Suguru's back to warm up the shivering teen; even with Tatsuha's coat he was still cold. And of course it was a cold night. They walked down the sidewalk away from the restaurant, towards wherever Tatsuha lead Suguru.
After about ten minutes of continuous shivering from both parties, Tatsuha decided to hail down a taxi. They both quickly huddled into the car, glad for the warmth it provided. Tatsuha gave the driver the name of the place, and then sat back to wrap his arm around Suguru, pulling the smaller teen closer.
By the looks of things, Tatsuha was sure by the time they got to that room he could easily pry Suguru's legs open with out much try. Suguru was smiling his dazzling smile, his eyes shined brighter then gold held up to the sun; Tatsuha almost regretted not doing this sooner! But of course, Tatsuha knew that waiting was most likely best. It took a while to even get Suguru to warm up to him.
After Tatsuha paid the cab driver, the two walked to the room Tatsuha had checked out earlier. He was beyond sure that Suguru knew what he was up to, but the boy had yet to say a word. Pulling the key out of his pocket he turned to Suguru.
"Close your eyes for a second." Tatsuha requested as he slipped the card key into the handle. Suguru obeyed and closed his eyes, waiting for the surprise Tatsuha had for him inside.
Tatsuha turned on the lights and quickly checked to make sure everything was in place. Roses, wine, chocolates, candles; everything was perfect. Tatsuha quickly pulled out his lighter and lit the few candles placed to perfection around the room. After lighting the candles, Tatsuha flicked off the light switch, leaving the room illuminated by candles. Turning back around, Tatsuha walked behind Suguru who still stood in the hallway, and placed his hands low on Suguru's hips. Kissing just below his ear lightly, he whispered,
"You can open your eyes now…" Tatsuha nibbled Suguru's ear, as he pushed the teen gently into the room.
And when Suguru opened his eyes, he felt tears fill them; this was the most romantic, lovely thing anyone had ever done for him! Suguru's hands fell to the ones on his hips, as he pried them from his body, turning to face his boyfriend.
"Tatsuha…this is so…" Suguru couldn't seem to find the words to explain the content he felt. This wasn't some person who wanted a cheap fuck –which was Suguru's thoughts when he first met Tatsuha- this was a romantic loving way to be with someone he loved dearly. Suguru was a little more then at aw with his lover's outgoing attempts to get him in bed.
Tatsuha leaned down and stole a kiss from Suguru. Pulling back, he pushed Suguru towards the bed.
"Thirsty?" were the only words Tatsuha could get out as he quickly made his way over to the table where the bottle and glasses were set out. What was wrong with him? He sounded like some geeky high school virgin!
After filling the glasses half way, Tatsuha walked over to the bed where Suguru sat. Sitting down on the side of the bed next to Suguru, Tatsuha placed his glass of wine on the nightstand, while handing Suguru his.
"Thanks." Suguru said politely as he sipped from the glass. Tatsuha reached his arms around Suguru and grabbed hold of the jacket that lay over his shoulders, slipping it off slowly.
Suguru didn't know what he should feel at this moment; he'd never done this kind of thing before. He almost stiffened at the hands as they traveled down his back using the jacket as an excuse. But he relaxed; this was his first time so why not enjoy it?
Tatsuha grabbed the wine glass from Suguru's hands gently and reached over him to set it down next to his forgotten one. Sitting back straight, he slipped his hands under Suguru's shirt, to rest and the top of his pants. Leaning forward he pulled the smaller teen into a deep, long kiss. Tatsuha's excitement turned into impatience as he unwillingly pulled away from those addicting lips to speak to his boyfriend.
"Suguru…may I?" Tatsuha asked with utmost respect. He knew this was Suguru's first time and he laid strict rules for himself; 1, be loving and gentle, 2, ask before doing anything weird, and 3, respect him and his wishes. Normally, Tatsuha wouldn't go this far to have sex, but this time it was different, this time, it was Suguru.
Suguru smiled brightly and kissed Tatsuha softly on the lips, giving him the okay. Tatsuha took up Suguru's offer, and laid Suguru down on the bed, crawling on top of him.
'First goes the shirt…' Tatsuha decided as he removed himself of his shirt, and then Suguru's. Tatsuha trailed loving kisses all the way from Suguru's forehead, to right under his navel.
'Then go those pesky pants…' Tatsuha threw off the belt Suguru wore in record time, and slowed his speed down as he began to drag the pants down Suguru's long feminine legs, Tatsuha kissing the skin on each leg as he moved further down. Sitting on his heels at Suguru's feet, Tatsuha pulled the pants completely off and threw them to the floor, his own pants following soon after.
'Then last but not least…' Tatsuha kissed each ankle before looking up to notice the tiny boxers Suguru wore that clung to his skin. Smirking with amusement, Tatsuha crawled back up, and with his teeth took hold of the top of the tight boxers, pulling them down.
Suguru laid back and allowed Tatsuha to bite, touch, feel, rub, lick, squeeze, and kiss every inch of his body, enjoying each new sensation. Tatsuha had succeeded in getting every bit of each other's clothes off, and had succeeded arousing Suguru to heights never known before. The uke bit his lip as he watched Tatsuha grab for the bottle beside the bed. As Tatsuha finally retrieved the bottle and began to lift Suguru's legs over his shoulder, something lured in Suguru's mind. Something that had bothered him for a while. And even as slick long fingers worked their way in Suguru, bringing him unimaginable pleasure it wouldn't go away.
Kissing Suguru one last time, Tatsuha was about to enter Suguru, but then-
"Tatsuha stop!" Suguru cried out loudly, sitting up from his lying position and throwing his arms around Tatsuha.
To say Tatsuha was confused, was the understatement of the century. Here he and Suguru were really getting into it, and he could tell Suguru was enjoying himself, and then all of a sudden Suguru gets cold feet! Impossible!
Tatsuha looked into Suguru's eyes with confusion.
"Tatsuha…do you, um, do you have any, you know, protection?" Tatsuha almost laughed but decided against it. 'So that's what this is all about…'
Tatsuha was about to climb off the bed to grab the needed item for continuing, but much to his horror, he remembered he hadn't any. None at all.
"Well I'm kind of without them at the moment, see because I thought it would be more 'special' for the both of us without out one, ya know?" Tatsuha said as he grabbed both Suguru's hands with his own. 'Oh that was a good one.' Tatsuha thought to himself sarcastically.
Suguru frowned and Tatsuha knew he was screwed (or more like, not screwed) unless he could come up with something fast.
"Well, have you at least been tested?" Suguru said becoming frustrated by each passing second.
Tatsuha gulped; should he lie? Or tell the truth? Was he actually considering lying to Suguru so he could get sex? Sighing, Tatsuha gave in, he was horny as hell, but Suguru was worth more then that.
"No…not yet I haven't but I-"
"Well then, I'm sorry Tatsuha, but I don't want to…go that far if I can't feel safe or sure." Said Suguru with a yawn as he pulled the blankets over his body and snuggled into bed. Tatsuha gaped at Suguru; he really was going to leave him hangin!
"Su-kun I-"
"No test, no sex Tatsuha. You went 7 months with no sex, I'm sure you can go another few days. Call up, make an appointment, and show me the results. Easy as that, ok?" Suguru said as he gave Tatsuha a quick kiss on the nose, and flopped back down into bed.
Tatsuha felt like crap. He had put so much time, and so much money into this, and he comes out with nothing! Suguru's still a virgin, and Tatsuha was sure he was "turning blue".
Tatsuha blew the candles out and crawled back into bed, snuggling up to Suguru, contemplating whether to take a cold shower or not.
Suguru smiled and turned in the bed to face Tatsuha. Wrapping his arms around Tatsuha's neck he buried his head under the taller boy's chin.
"Thank you so much for tonight Tatsuha. It was really sweet of you to be so considerate…but trust me, a few old romantic tricks isn't going to get you into my pants without some proof that I won't regret it." Suguru whispered with a chuckle.
Tatsuha rolled his eyes and pulled the smaller of the two closer. How ironic, he thought, he had everything planned out, he had spent every last penny on the entire shiny, romantic, heart-throbbing, love-filled, ordeal! Yet he missed one little tiny step; he forgot the test.
Like they say, "You can swallow a camel, but you'll choke on a gnat."
End Chapter
A/N: I almost felt like this should have been longer, but I didn't have the time, strength, nor energy to do so. XD
(1) lmfao, I was eating micro waved fettuccini dinner while writing this.