Title: Dirty thoughts
Chapter: 5/16
Rating: PG 14 ish XD
Genre: humor/drama'
Characters: Shuichi, K, Sakano, Tatsuha, Hiro and Suguru.
Warnings: O.O. Randomness.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything
Description: Tatsuha is doing naughty things to Suguru in the studio room! What will the others do?

Today, was going to be a good day. Shuichi had a great night last night, no arguments with Yuki (which was almost impossible, considering the author was cooped up in his study) his stomach was full of pocky, and he had arrived early, which meant no waking up to a gun in his face.

Yes, today was going to be a good day.

But, finding his best friend, manager, and Sakano-san pressed against the door, giggling and apparently listening to whatever was going on in the room made things turn to the oddest; scratch good day, today was going to be weird.

So in other words, it would be a normal day.

Hiroshi lifted his head up as he saw Shuichi approach, and put his finger to his lips.

"Shhh. Come 'ere" Hiro said in a whisper. Shuichi raised an eyebrow in confusion, but did as requested non-the less.

"I don't know Tatsuha…it'll hurt too much." The voice drifted into Shuichi's ear that was pressed to the door.

"Ah, come on Suguru, it won't hurt, I promise I'll be gentle…" Shuichi turned bright red, understanding where this was going. K had his maniac grin on, probably thinking up another publicity scheme.

"But its so big Tatsuha!" the eavesdroppers heard Suguru cry. Sakano was on the verge of fainting.

"Here, how about I put this stuff over it, it'll be smoother okay?" Hiro tried his hardest to hold in his fit of laughter.

"Tatsuha…please be easy with me…" Shuichi turned into a deeper shade of red.

"What is up with you today, Suguru? You're never this whiny. If anything you say I'm the one that's whiny!" Sakano fainted.

Shuichi looked over at Hiro, whispering quietly "Suguru topped Tatsuha?"

"Here I go Suguru, you ready?"

"Be easy Tatsuha, I know how sloppy you can get."

"Hey! Are you calling me dumb?" Everyone behind the door sweat dropped.

"Not exactly…but I guess you are- Tatsuha!"

"Shh, stop squirming or it will hurt more!" Sakano cracked open an eye from the floor where he lay.

"Uh…do any of you think we should stop this?"

"Here, I brought chocolate flavored pocky for you. Suck on that for the time being, distract yourself while I do it."

"Tatsuha I think you should stop, this really hurts!" Hiro blinked, and began to frown.

"Stop whining you sissy and let me finish this!" K reached for his gun.

"Please Tatsuha! Stop! It really, really hurts!"

"Oh come on Suguru. It's not that bad!"

"OH! Ow! Tatsuha stop! Please!" Shuichi copied the frown that Hiro wore, pulling back from the door.

"This is getting out of hand, we need to help Fujisaki!" Sakano said in a loud whisper, standing from the floor.

The other three nodded, turning back to the door.

"1" said K.

"Tatsuha, it's to big, just leave it be! It will be fine!"

"Not when it's sticking up like that!" Shuichi turned even redder.

"2" Hiro said, as he, Shuichi and K began to scoot back.

"Oh my god Suguru…it's so tight-"

"3!" they all yelled, kicking down the door. K pointed his gun and ran in with Hiro and Shuichi.

"Alright Tatsuha, what the hell do you think you're doing! Taking advantage of your boyfriend you rapist prick-"Shuichi stopped in mid-sentence as he looked at the two lovers before him.

"What the fuck is wrong with you people…" Suguru said, wiping the traces of tears from his face.

The keyboardist sat on the edge of the table with his hand out. Tatsuha was knelt on one knee, looking like a deer caught in the headlights. In his hand he held a pair of tweezers with a rather large looking sliver clasped at the top of the pointy utensils.

"Well we all heard- we thought- well-"Hiro stammered, unable to finish his sentence.

Sakano, K, Hiro and Shuichi stood dumbfounded.

"What?" Suguru snapped, becoming annoyed. K swallowed with a gulp.

"We thought…he… (Referring to Tatsuha who is still frozen in his position of "deer-caught-in-headlights") was…raping you…" K said, trailing off.

Finally Tatsuha stood, setting his tweezers on the table.

"Is that what you crazy jackasses take me as? Some sick guy who would rape the one he loves most?" Tatsuha said angrily dramatic. He grasped Suguru's hands from the boys lap and held them tight.

"Well, ah, yah…"Shuichi's mind went blank at trying to think of something to say.

"If you haven't noticed, I was getting a sliver out of Suguru-kun's hand." Tatsuha said, pointing to the tweezers that lay next to a bottle of "germ-killer crème".

"Oh…"

"You guys need help." Suguru said, standing from the table.

"You and your dirty personalities."

Yes, today was a weird day. In other words, a weird day.

End Chapter

Okay people have written things like this before, but I've decided it would be fun for this story too.

IN other words everyone; get your mind out of the gutter. There's only enough room in there for my fat ass x3