Disclaimer: I do NOT own ff7 thankyou very much, now if you don't mind I have wome writing to do.

Yuffie POV

AH HA! Stealing a chocobo wasn't sooo hard. And I din;t even get caught. Well, not ofr long. Don't worry, bumps heal. Now if I can get this stupid chocobo to move that would be nice. Grrr " Yah, dumb animal! Why don't you do as you're told!" and with saying this I will now stab you in the butt with my shuriken. Ready? Aim? FIRE!!!!

Normal POV

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Screamed our dear ninja, while she was clinging for dear life to the reigns. She whipped left and right, not with a whip, but with her body.

"YYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! NO! NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOO!! LEFT! LEEEEEEEFT! LEFT YOU STUPID PIECE OF-" The chocobo pulled to a halt before Yuffie's curses would put the rating to this story a little higher. The sudden halt sent Yuffie soaring over it's head and right into a gigantic puddle of mud.

Vincent's POV

I was trying to get some rest that I haven't been able to catch up with for the last few days, when I heard a stream of curses that I would expect Cid's to say when he stubs his toes. I put out my camp fire, and head up the small hill from which I heard the series of profanities. What I saw did not surprise me at all. I saw a mud covered Yuffie aiming her shuriken at a chocobo that was quickly fading in the distance. " That right!" I heard her scream. "'Cause you know what's waiting for you if you come back!" Then she started to run after it, but only succeeded in slipping and landing face first in the mud again.

Yuffie POV

Cold! Man this mud is FREEZING!!! Oh GAWSH! Am I so glad no one is around or I would die of embarrassment. Uh oh! I think I hear someone clearing their voice. I look up and die of embarrassment. Standing right there, staring at the mud covered face of mine.

Is Vince.

Dunh! Dunh! Duuuuuuuuuuuunh! What a surprise! NOT there you go! Enjoy. (how can you enjoy it already finished? I don't make sense. I'll update soon promise!