DISCLAIMER : i do not own ff7, if i did yuffie woul be OFFICIALY with vincent. And cloud would hate tifa. And aeris would be alive and married to cloud. And lucretia would be tortured by yuffie HAHAHAHHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WARNING: BEWARE! MAY BE SOME BASHING OD A SUPER FAT PERSON, I MEAN LIKE A THREE SEATER (if you catch my drift) you were warned so don't feel bad, I love everybody.

For the record, I don't hate tifa or lucretia, I just dislike them

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. By the way if you like my story, I think you'd enjoy the anime I'm reading called Skip Beat. It's reely funny and cool, you'll like.

Normal POV

Yuffie was too buisy growling at her new competition to notice the flatulent fat guy was on a roll with his farts. People started to complain and he was politely asked by the hostess to go to the restroom. He tried to get up and when he did he was so bent over his butt was nearly in Yuffie's face. Yuffie was just begenning to now pay attention to her surroundings, but it was already too late.

Yuffie POV

Air. I. NEED. AIR!

"MP GH NMI RIMMAZRKN – NMMI – RRMPHHN!!!!!!!"

Translation: Someone get his butt OFF MY FACE!!!!!!!!!!

PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!! ANYONE!!!!!!!!!!! HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANNA LIVE!!!!!!!!!!

Oh! I feel him lifting off of me, Vinnie must have saved me!

Normal POV

"AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY FACE!!!!!!!!!!! MT BEAUTIFUL FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I hope I haven't been damaged. What is that guy? Some sort of mass murderer. But I can feel someone grab my arm and hoist me up. It must be Vinnie.

"Get up ya nut!"

OOOOOOooooookay. That defenitaly was not Vincent.

"Look kid, if you don't get up now, you'll be facing the dark side of the moon again.!"

Catching the drift I get up, but still refuse to open my eyes. I dunno they must have fused shut under the pressure.

I heard a big thump behind me. Oh! I get it! They were holding up the fat guy just enough so could roll out and then dropped him again. O creek my eyes open an inch.

"You know, you can open your eyes! I dunno it's just a suggestion, you kinda tend to see the world better."

Ticked off, I open my eyes to glare at whoever dared insult me.

"Well its not MY fault that some freaky fa-oh. Not you."

Of all people to be my savior, why did it have to be him.

"If ya called me Reno, like every one else, I think we could get along just fine."

"Yuffie."

I turned to my supposed to be savior. Vincent

"Are you faring well."

"Am I faring well? AM I FARING WELL????!!!!!!! I WAS NEARLY CRUSHED TO DEATH!!!! NEARLY VINCENT!!! I COULD HAVE DIED!!!!!!

"In reality, the chances of suffocating were higher than that of being crushed. And the chances were not all that high to begin with."

Normal POV

If you were sitting at the complete back of the plane, you could see several persons trying to remove an extremely fat guy. And you could see a you shinobi anime strangling a man (anime style) dressed in red, and a Turk with fiery red hair sweat dropping. (anime style) But of course you are not sitting in the front of that plane, so we didn't see anything

Sorry for the long excessively boring chap but I gotta move things along, can't always be funny.