A/N: now that it has taken me an eternity to continue this story, a shall.

I gonna do my best to write this up before I lose the 'yuffie mood'. Even then a might not make it. The horror!

DISCLAIMER: Do NOT own ff7 or dirge of cerberus either. Thanks you bunch of bummers for reminding me!

Yuffie POV

Grrr. That stupid blood-sucking vamp. Betcha there isn't one ounce of sympathy in that empty head of his! Though now that I think of it, he has a nice looking face… nice eyes…. SNAP OUT OF IT!!!!!!!!!! What am I? Some sort of man worshipper?!!!! Oy!

Thanks Vinny. No really! Thanks to you and your bright ideas. I was nearly killed by a fat man, and now I'm stuck next to Reno! And his freaky tattooed faced (the red lines under his eyes) although he has a pwetty good lookin' face! AAAHHHHH!!!!!!!! HELP I'VE GONE MAD!!!!!! THE LOSS OF OXYGEN IS GETTING TO MY HEAD!!!

Reno POV

Well so much for my complaining to Reeve for sending me here without Rude. I wanted him to come cuz he can make any situation look positive. Since the whole fat appalling dude, things are now getting… interesting.

Great now I'm sitting next to that kunoichi girl now. And she's acting really weird right now. She's staring at me wide eyed leaning as far away from me as she can.

"Look, kid. I don't have some sort of disease." She still hasn't moved, not a muscle.

"What? Can't take your eyes away from my hot bod?" I said. It took her a second to process the information. She blinked. Frowned, and her face turned to full out disgust.

"What? Eeewww no! You sicko!!! You??? GROSSNESS!!!!!!!! Don't make me puke!"

"… okay… alright… don't over do it." I said defensively. I was just to wake her up.

Yuffie POV

Grumble, grumble. Can't take my eyes off his hot bod-I mean come on! That stuck-up! pPiece-a-lousy! … oooooo… look each seat has a mini TV! Cooliooo!!! Let's see what on cable.

(tv channels) "And I just looked into his big juicy blues eyes, and knew, it was lo--"

Good grief, I AM trying to distract myself here! Dump soap operas! Now how do you switch channels on this stupid piece of cr-Ah! Here we go!

(channel change) "Say it! You love me! The moment I looked into your eyes I saw--"

…

(channel change) "WHY?!!!! I thought you loved me!' (deep manly voice) 'Yes! I do love you!' (girl voice again) "Then why were you with her? Why wer--"

…

(channel change) "We could never be!"

…

(channel change) "I SAW YOU!!! I SAW YOU WITH HER!!"

…. twitch twitch

(channel change, channel change, CHANNEL CHANGE!)

"TONIGHT! WE DINE!! IN HEEELLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!"

"YES!!!! FINALLY!!!!!!!" something off the topic!

Reno leaned over to check my screen. "You're watching 300?"

"What? Think a girl can't see an action movie?" What, does he think every girl digs chick-flicks?

"Have you ever seen 300 before?" he asked with a sarcastic look.

"Well--n--the thing is--… I am now."

"okay…"

8 minutes later

O. My. GAWD. Puke bags. Someone please.

A/N: and there you go! You like? Tell me if I should involve reno. Don't worry I'll mention vv next chap!