A/N: yeah so I just read over the whole story and realized how many mistakes I've made. It's not that I can't spell it's just that, I make mistakes by thinking I typed a letter when in reality I typed the letter right next to it! Or if I isn't that, I just suck at spelling.

Ideas: should I include lucrecia in this? I'm not sure. Now I will mention some questions I want you guys to think about (why? Do you ask? For the heck of it!)

- What on earth does miss VV have to do in this plot?
- will Vincent be OOC forever? (or is it a little too late for that)
- will I be able to get vincent's character back?( I surely hope so)
- Why on EARTH is Reno on the plane?
- does Vincent like Vanessa?
- Do I hate the name Vanessa? (actually I like it, it's just I couldn't think of any other girl name that started with a V at the time.
- Am I ever going to get on with this chappie (I think I will)

DISCLAIMER: I do NOT own ff7, advent children, dirge of cerberus, books, wine, skittles… I'm kinda getting off topic. HOWEVER! I do own a vincent valentine action figure I bough in china town today. HA! suckers! ON WITH THE SHOW!

Normal POV

The first thing Yuffie did when she came out of the plane was kiss the ground.

"Oh!kiss Thank you!shmack Thank you Gawd! kiss Thank you Leviathan! smooch Praised be your twelve sons! smooch(A/N: twelve? I'm just making this up) May you be victor over all your battles! kiss smack smooch Bless your boots!numerous more kisses"

"I didn't know Leviathan wore boots. I'll have to check out the statue when I get back to Wutai!" Teased Reno, leaning his goggle like glasses down to rest on his nose (A/N: its true! If you check out reno's pics from Advent Children, they're goggle like glasses.)

"Yeah, I didn't know he had twelve sons either." Commented Yuffie, reflecting upon what exactly she had been muttering. Nonsense, as usual.

"We must leave. Bear in mind that Tifa was in labor." Vincent said.

" Oh good GAWSH! I almost forgot!" Yuffie said, jumping up off the ground and bolting in a random direction.

Vincent let out an exasperated sigh as he and Reno watched Yuffie's form recede in the distance.

"Don't Teef and Spikes kinda live thadda way." Said Reno pointing in the opposite direction from where Yuffie was running. Vincent nodded.

"Hey!"

Vince and Reno turned to see Vanessa standing behind them with multiple bags.

"You guys, know Tifa?" She asked inquisitively.

Both Reno and Vincent nodded.

"ME TOO!"

……

"Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit's a small world aaaafter all, iiiiiiiiiiiit's a small world aaafter all! It's a small world after all." Yuffie chanted with absolutely NO enthusiasm.

While Vincent and Vanessa were staring at the very NOT happy Yuffie, Reno was gaping like a fish out of water.

'How on earth, did that scrawny little girl, cover that much ground in just a few seconds?! Mathematically it's impossible!' Reno contemplated.

Yet little did Reno know, what wonders rivalry could do .

Half an hour later

" Thank Leviatan! We're finally here!" Yuffie squealed as they arrived at the Strifes house.

Without even knocking Yuffie barged in on… the birthing. (A/N:I dunno who gives birth on their front door, but come on!)

"HOLY beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!!!!!!!" (A/N: may we preserve our children's innocence.)

Twenty minutes after

"IT'S A GIRL!!!" Squealed a very hyper Yuffie.

"Congratulations." Vincent added.

"Yeah, congrats Teef, tough delivery!" Praised Reno as he looked at the newly exhausted mother, and proud father holding his beautiful new born daughter.

"Oh, Tifa I'm so happy for you." Said Vanessa. Vanessa had been one of Tifa's childhood friends, they grew up together. (A/N: there ya go, that pretty much sums it up!)

Yuffie slapped Cloud's back, causing him to choke down an 'ow'.

"Well, well, aren't we the proud old pops." Chirped Yuffie. "So whatcha guys gonna name her?" Yuffie asked curiously.

Tifa looked at her husband and then to Yuffie with a look of embarrassment on her face.

"We… um… well… haven't… decided …yet."

"WHAT?" Cried Yuffie and Vanessa at the same time.

"Well, we always put it off. And well… when we finally did, we had just a few days left… have any suggestions anyone?"

Silence filled the room, and then idea sprung all at once.

"Larine!" "Carmon!" "Rebecca!" "Sally!" "Caden!" "Kayla!" "Caroline!" "Isabelle!" "Marie-Eve!" "Cloe!" "Claudia!" "Heidi!" "Emily!" "Esther!" "Vickie!" "Elsie!" "Veronica!" "YUFFIE!"

Silence fell over everyone, all eyes laying on the girl who made the comment.

"What?" She said sheepishly. "You can't get a name any hotter than that."

All groaned at Yuffie's comment, then Tifa spoke up.

"How about…." And she stopped in mid-sentence, still pondering over the idea.

"What?" Probed Cloud.

"Well… how about this; you all put your names in a hat , Cloud will pick, and whoever's name on the paper will name the baby."

Seeming to agree, Reno, Vanessa, and Yuffie scribbled their name on a piece of paper from…. Somewhere… and put it in a hat. Vincent caught Yuffie making 8 or nine copies of her name, and had her remove them from the hat. The hat was passed over to Cloud and he pulled out a name. At random, of course. He looked at it and read it aloud. It was…….

GASP! "YUFFIE!"

REGASP What a surprise! (A/N: if you didn't totally see that coming miles away, I would suggest you stop reading this, go out in the sun, and fry yourself to a vegetable, …. Just kidding heh heh heh, don't flame me!)

Yuffie put her index on her chin in thought. 'Humm… which one? Which one?' Then her face brightened as she got one. She inhaled whatever oxygen that was needed for her puny lungs and…

Everyone held their breath, hoping they would not have a Yuffie II the second on their hands.

"I shall name her…. Does this mean I get to be her Godmother?" inquired Yuffie at a very bad time.

Tifa;s eye twitched. "G-Godmother?"

"AW! Never mind, she shall be named……………………………………………………………………..Season!"

……

"Well I thought it was a nice name." Yuffie said sadly.

Tifa looked at Yuffie, then her husband, then her child. Wearily, she got up, walked to her spouse that was holding her girl. Smiled a beautiful smile and said to her.

"Hello Season. I'm your mommy."

And we shall now close the curtains on this happy event.

A/N: ya there ya go so now I hope ur glad that they're off the plane now. and by the way its NOT the end of the story. say

tell me if your name was one of the suggestions just curious