A/N: HELLOOOOOOOOO. I'm back with chapter 10! Aren't you peeps so happy I'm updating so often? Enjoy it while it lasts, I say. It ain't gonna stay dat way fo' long.

DISCLAIMER: I do NOT own ff7, advent children, dirge of Cerberus, skittles, corner stores,

Story telling

"speech"

'thoughts'

"(sounds)"

Yuffie POV

"YAWN."

Oy. This bed Teef and Cloudy let me sleep on smells like the pits. Man, I dunno when's the last time they aired out the mattress but it smells like MOTH BALLS!!!!! Not the nicest scent to fall asleep with.

IthinkIdreamtoflargemothseatingmyshoes, (GASP) whileIwastryingtoyankthebabyoutofTifa(INHALE) SomethinghappenedandIpulledtohardonthebaby'sheadandsheendedupwithsomesortofagiraffeneck (REBREATHE) Andthensomethin'wacko happenedandI'moldandgrey, stitchingsomething…. Orweavingorwhateveryoucallwhatthosegranny'sdo. AndthebabythatisnowagorwnwomanAndshewasabouttobeatmybrainsincuzIruinedher life. Herbeingcallednamesbykidsinherclassandallthatcrap(INHALE GASP REBRATHE) AIR!

Yeah I know, talk about a nightmare. And I guess I did ramble a bit. Even though I promised not to… Iy'm sowwy… ANYHOO!!!!!!! I have the weirdest craving for… SKITTLES!!!!!!!! SKITTLES! SKITTLES!SKITTLES ROCK!!!!!! M-must ha-have!

Normal POV (in other words, MY pov)

Vanessa was wiping the bar counter (A/N: did I mention Tifa has a bar? Well guess what it's called:lol:) As I was saying, Vanessa was wiping the bar counter, usually Tifa was found doing this, but if you would recall, she gave birth the day before, so Vanessa said that she would replace her.

Vincent was leaning against the wall on a barstool, doing…. Whatever he does behind that cloak of his.

Reno could be found reading the… newspaper? I know what you're thinking. Reno? Reading the newspaper? Wouldn't he be reading I dunno… comic books or somethin'? For all you …. PEOPLE, yeah people, I shall not say retards, that will lose me my audience, Reno DID make in the Turks, so obviously he has to have something between those ears of his.

So yeah, Vanessa was looking at Vince, Vince was looking at… the wall. And the wall was looking at… wait a sec… and RENO was looking at his newspaper. All was silent and peaceful until… something could be heard falling down the stairs. Well, more like someone. Yep you guessed right, everyone looked over to see Yuffie crumpled on the floor, in front of the staircase. Face on the floor, butt in the air, legs tangled, she looked like a mess. She raised an arm, at an awkward angle and waved; "I'm okay."

Rolling their eyes, they went about their business. Yuffie picked herself off the floor and, crookedly, walked over to Vincent.

"Vinnie." She whined.

Vincent sighed. "Yes, Yuffie."

"I'm hungry." She said rubbing her sore bottom.

"Then feed yourself, I believe you are old enough." He stated plainly. Yuffie pouted at his rude comment but decided to ignore it.

"But I want skittles and there's no skittles here." She said, still in a whining voice.

"There is a convenient store down the street."

"But I dunno where it is will you come with me." Smiling as she said this.

"Why don't you ask Re-"

"I'm busy!" Quickly mentioned the Turk. Shuttering at the idea of going anywhere with the annoying ninja. Alone. It was Wutainian torture (A/N: get it? Wutainian-chinese tortu-:huff: fine. Don't laugh.)

"…fine."

"!YAY!" And with that she grabbed Vince's arm and dragged him out of there.

Vincent POV

I do not believe I have seen someone eat candy that fast. She is practically inhaling the stuff. Now she has about a whole pack of skittles in her mouth, the smacking and chewing noises are attracting some people's attention, but they are none of my concern at the moment.

When we had entered the tiny shop, Yuffie right away dashed for the display of sweeties. She quickly grabbed about eight packs and put them on the counter. The cashier calculated the price and named it.

"What?! 9,75 GIL????? For a couple of packs of skittles????? ROBERY!!!!!!" Yuffie yelled, loud enough for other clients to hear. And those who heard this jumped at a chance to complain about the prices of… whatever they got. The cashier felt forced to deduct the price on the items, and she did.

So Yuffie and I left, her contently stuffing the skittles that she had shamelessly robbed from the poor woman.

"You know." She said, although muffled from the… stuff… she had in her mouth.
(insert garbled language here, and chewing noises) "You should like, (smack, chew) stop with the whole brooding thing, (smock, squish) or people will think you're still moping over miss Lucreti-something."

"What makes you think I'm brooding?" I enquired. (A/N: bad idea vinnie)

"Well… (chew, smack, squish)… you're like… dead quiet. And you dress in like totally… dead clothes!"

"Dead. Clothes?" I questioned, cocking an eyebrow. Is there even such a thing as live clothes?

(finally swallowing what she had in her mouth she continued on her rambling)

"You wear your hair super long! You have this 'I could die tomorrow and I don't care!' look on your face! You wear a headband! Your skin is like dead white! You look like a vamp! You talk in encrypted English! YOU HAVE DOTS! MONSTER CLAW! YOU'RE SUICIDAL! YOU LOSE YOUR TEMPER! YOUR GUN! YOU TALK TO THE WALL! YOU CAN'T SMILE SO YOU CRINKLE YOUR NOSE INSTEAD! YOU WEAR BLACK SPANDEX! YOU'RE INTO THIS WHOLE 'HELL' OBSESSED THINGY! YOU'RE DEPRESSIVE! YOU'RE-"

I basically tuned out after the dots. She was on a sugar high, which meant rambling. Yet I noticed she had started swinging her arms in the air and… losing her balance.

Yuffie POV

This is basically when I impress myself. I am rambling yet my mind is free and I can think, but if I'm not careful, I could let myself slip and say something… bashful. Especially when Vincent is here.

WOAH! I am suddenly not! Feeling well! Uh, remind me not to run in circle screaming after eating four packs of skittles.

Gee. I wonder, is the ground supposed to be rushing up to my face?

Uh oh! I'm falling!

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!" Funny, you know, when you're really scared it just seems as if you're suspended in air. Wait a sec…. Ah! I am suspended in air…

"Um…. Vinnie? Did you catch me?" I ask. Knowing he had to be my savior this time.
What I didn't know was that Vinnie had aught me by the collar of my shirt, and my favorite green shirt no less, was now going under several stretching treatments.

And then, the worse thing that could ever to the GREAT NINJA YUFFIE happened.

"(RIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPP!!)"

A/N: OOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! Yuffie shirt just tore, IN PUBLIC! How embarrassing… I know how she feels, it happened to me 3 times, only… it was my pants not my shirt… I wonder which is worse… … … … … … … … … … … … … … …

ANYWAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tell me what u think! If I do not get a least 1 review. There will be NO chapter 11. I hate threatening. However it may take a long time (unless you review NOW) but all those who have reviewed will be thanked by name in chapter 11.