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Tenten's POV:
Great! Now that I realize it, they think I'm a guy? BUT WHY! I mean, hell! I look womanish (iA-yOh: Is there such word as womanish? If there isn't, I just made it up!) enough, right? Right?… All right, maybe not, but that doesn't mean I'm a guy! And, not only that, they called me GAY! Heck, I'm not even a guy… I am not a guy! I can't be a guy! I'm not a guy! I'm not a guy like they thought I am!… All right, how many times did I say 'guy'? This is so frustrating!
Normal POV:
Tenten grunted, as she sat down at the grass, below an oak tree. She began to mumble curse words, when something… or somebody startled her.
"I know who you are." Somebody muttered, Tenten turned sharply to where the voice came from, and it was…
"What now?" Tenten groaned.
"I can't believe you're gay!" Neji exclaimed. Tenten scoffed, and then she deeply frowned towards Neji. "I am not gay! Besides I'm a…" Tenten didn't bother to explain further, he wouldn't believe her anyway.
Tenten shrugged and walked away, leaving him emotionless. Hmm… Could that really be… He thought, but his reverie was cut short by a voice. "Hey, Neji! Come on, it's gym!" Naruto called, already wearing his appropriate clothes for gym class.
"Coming!" Neji called and took a glance of the path where Tenten went away, one last time.
Back to Tenten…
Hmph, I hate it when they misunderstood me, and Neji even made it worse. This is definitely not my day!… Until… Something snapped in Tenten's head. "CRUD! GYM CLASS!"
Tenten rushed all the way to the gym, but when she reached the gym, she was late again. She groaned.
"Tenten! You're late again! My lad, aren't you tired of being late?" Gai said in a pitiful look. Tenten scowled, even teachers doesn't know she's a girl. Maybe, because of the fact, that their principal, Tsunade, doesn't care sometimes, and too busy to… check the profiles.
MY LAD! MY LAD! IF YOU CALL ME THAT, ONCE AGAIN I'LL PUNCH YOUR SHINY TEETH DOWN YOUR SCRWANY NECK! Tenten screamed... in her head. She can't say it in reality, because if she does, she would be forced to clean the whole school again and she wouldn't like that.
Tenten rolled her eyes, and changed at the locker rooms. There are a lot of locker rooms, but Tenten always changes at the locker room, where only Hinata, Sakura, and Ino change. Because, when she's about to switch to her gym clothes, they're already down stairs. That's why nobody noticed, and because she's always late, she's also late in coming to her next class.
(Please, just bear with me.)
She was in a baggy shirt, and baggy jogging pants. It's supposed to be shorts, but Tenten refused, which made students think that she really is a guy, her hair's still up in a cap.
"All right! Today, Gym class would be… RUNNING!" Gai announced, with Lee beside him, and at the same time, doing their little nice-guy pose.
With a Ping! Of their teeth, everybody groaned. When Gai and Lee does the nice-guy pose, they would be really desperate.
"Gai-sensei, you suck!" Some random guy would scream once in a while, but they haven't figured out who it is.
Gai would always misunderstand it. "Yes, I know I rock!" Everybody would laugh, whilst Lee and Gai would always look confuse.
"Okay, girls, do ten laps. Boys, do fifteen laps. And Tenten…" Gai turned to Tenten, with another pitiful look. Tenten rolled her eyes, she's always annoyed when somebody's pitying her. "Tenten, against my will, because you're late… twenty-five laps."
Tenten grinned. "All right with me."
While running, Tenten's always ahead. She has lots of stamina, which made them think that she really is.
The students were just running when…
Ding Dong! Attention, students. We all know that Next week would be the Valentine's Day Dance, so everybody should come. I mean, everybody. Got that, Tenten? So you better come!
Tenten widened her eyes by the announcement of the principal, she fell on her knees, and punched the ground once. "Damn it!" She cursed, as the other students stared at her weirdly.
"This is not good." She groaned, as she have a traumatized look on her face.
Not what would be their reaction… when they see Tenten in a dress? Find out in later chapters!
Next Chapter: Food Fight in Home Economics…
Everybody was throwing dough and everything. Measuring cups, icings, strawberries, and even pans were flying everywhere! Then…
"Oh (censored!)!" Tenten muttered, as her cap was hit by a piece of dough. She ducked, and got her cap immediately, hiding her hair again. Who would have thought that her hair's long, and she wouldn't want people trying to get her hair down again.
She looked everywhere, just to check if somebody saw her hair down, nobody seemed to perceive her… appearance. She sighed a relief, not knowing that a certain white-eyed was staring at her behind her back.
Yes… Tenten's that person!