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Title: Don't piss off Suguru
Chapter: 15/16
Rating: M
Genre: romance, slight humor
Characters: Tatsuha/Suguru
Warnings: yummyness
Summery: Tatsuha has a large and vast porn collection, Suguru finds it.
Tatsuha Uesagi was very, very good at hiding things he didn't want people to know about. When he lived with his father, he was a master at hiding things forbidden to be in his possession, one of those things being his ever famous porn collection.
It was a vast and large collection, and how he managed to stuff it away from public eyes is beyond my imagination, but certainly not his. He's good at being secretive and he knows it. With the skills famously compared to that of James Bond and the secrecy of the secret service, Tatsuha stashed his porn collection away from the world, but now mainly Suguru in the new apartment they recently bought together.
Tatsuha may be smart, but Suguru was even smarter, oh so very much smarter.
One by one, Suguru stacked each piece of the x-rated evidence neatly on top of each other, on the simply crafted wooden coffee table right in front of the living room couch. Right where he could bring it to Tatsuha's attention when he walked through that front door.
Now Suguru was angry to say the least. Never had he seen so much porn in his life. Not that he had seen much anyway, but he was very sure this had to top the list of over doing it! Who on earth could need that much porn! He was defiantly going to have a talk with Tatsuha when he walked through that door, yes sir he would. He would lecture and punish, while proudly wearing a bunny suit, complete with tail and ears.
He would make sure Tatsuha knew that porn would no longer be a necessary factor; skimpy bunny suits tend to get that point across when they are being worn by ones boyfriend (or girlfriend, whatever rocks your boat.).
Once finished stacking all the magazines, tapes and posters Suguru stood behind it, straightening his tie and then impatiently crossing his arms while tapping his foot. He put an annoyed and angry pout on his face, waiting for Tatsuha to come in any moment.
And, finally, he did. Slowly he made his way through the apartment, kicking off his shoes here and throwing his jacket there. He walked into the living room flashing Suguru a smile and walking towards the kitchen, only to stop in his tracks and do a complete 180. He turned and gape speechlessly at the figure behind his porn collection. Tatsuha didn't know what surprised him more; the skimpy bunny outfit that showed off Suguru's fine figure legs, or his well and secretly hidden porn stash, mounted proud and high on the coffee table.
When he continued to stand there and not react any more then he had, Suguru rolled his eyes and walked towards Tatsuha. With an angry tug he grabbed Tatsuha's ear and pulled him painfully towards the couch. Tatsuha drooled at the site of the bunny tail bouncy around on the little behind it was based on.
Tatsuha was pushed to sit on the couch with his most prideful collection before him. However he wasn't watching his collection, only watching Suguru as he bent over him, legs spread and hands just above each of his shoulders. He leant so close his breath tickled Tatsuha's lips, urging him to lean forward and kiss him.
"You have quite the porn collection, I must say." Suguru whispered low and seductively.
"But after tonight the first thing you'll need is porn." And with that, Suguru slipped onto Tatsuha's lap, pressing himself tightly against the other with his legs on either side.
Tatsuha wrapped his hands around the low of Suguru's back while Suguru wrapped his arms around his neck. Their lips were attached no questions asked and it was very much obvious that Tatsuha could not, and would not get over the bunny tail. He groped and pulled at it, finding it to be the sexiest thing in the world.
His hands then trailed up to retrieve the zipper of the costume and began to slowly pull it down. Oh god this was so hot; tonight was going to be some of the best sex he had had in a long time, he could to tell. This was proven when Tatsuha felt Suguru's smaller and very talented hands throw his pants zipper down and reach in with no hesitation. He moaned and arched as his lover pumped him slowly and roughly.
More kisses followed and the hand began to move faster. Tatsuha wanted so badly to lift his hips and rotate around for more friction but he was trapped under the light weight that held him down. All he could do was pant and moan and be tortured.
"Oh Suguru, mmm that feels so damn good!" Tatsuha cried as he threw his head back. He wasn't one to be loud during sex; he left that job to Suguru, but right now could be an exception.
Tatsuha almost screamed as the hand squeezed hard, but almost cried when the hand removed itself. Just like that the hand and the weight in his lap had retreated and his erection was left to freeze in the sudden sweep of cold. He watched through confused eyes as Suguru tossed hand lotion and tissues at him.
"Enjoy your porn collection. I mean hell; you spend that much money on that much shit! How could you possibly need me when you're all set to go at it yourself? I'm going to bed. Think about what you've done once your finished learning your lesson. This should teach you to dare bring porn into this house when your most useful recourse shares a bed with you!" and with that, Suguru marched out of the room with a slam of their bedroom door minutes later.
And all Tatsuha could do was recall this was the second time Suguru had done this to him. Meaning, the hint, don't piss off Suguru.
End Chapter
One last chapter after this. One more and its all over. Oh my god.